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« on: 24 January 2012, 12:38 PM »

UK national debt has topped ONE TRILLION quid for the first time in history.


I'm no economist, but that seems an awful lot of money for a little island like ours.


http://news.sky.com/home/business/article/16155359
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« Reply #1 on: 24 January 2012, 12:41 PM »

Just read that, we will loose our tripple A rating soon, not good.
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« Reply #2 on: 24 January 2012, 12:43 PM »

Fúck it I hope things go proper tits up and all the banks close down.

I wouldn't have to pay my mortgage then.
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« Reply #3 on: 24 January 2012, 01:01 PM »

What's the eligible working population - 30million?

If my maths are correct - If they all chipped in 40 quid each we could sort this out in an instant.


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« Reply #4 on: 24 January 2012, 01:02 PM »

Can we not just declare bankruptcy and start a fresh or if that fails refuse to answer the door.
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« Reply #5 on: 24 January 2012, 01:04 PM »

What's the eligible working population - 30million?

33,400 quid each....roughly.
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« Reply #6 on: 24 January 2012, 01:15 PM »

33,400 quid each....roughly.

I was nearly right then Grin

I got a trillion confused with a billion on the numbers front
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« Reply #7 on: 24 January 2012, 01:18 PM »

We should just stop all benefits for a year. That would save a fortune.

And loads of poor people would probably die. So that'd be less people to pay benefits in the fututre.

It's not rocket science.
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« Reply #8 on: 24 January 2012, 01:39 PM »

I think we should sell Wales to the Chinese.

They don't like us and the Chinese can build a big bastarrd wall around it to make them feel at home.
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« Reply #9 on: 24 January 2012, 02:31 PM »

I think we should sell Wales to the Chinese.

They don't like us and the Chinese can build a big bastarrd wall around it to make them feel at home.

Good plan, can we do the same with the jocks?
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« Reply #10 on: 24 January 2012, 03:28 PM »

To think, if we go £20 overdrawn at the bank then a letter is straight through the door!
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« Reply #11 on: 24 January 2012, 04:14 PM »

Good plan, can we do the same with the jocks?

Nah, let them self-govern for a few decades and we'll buy them back for a few bob when they come begging.
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« Reply #12 on: 24 January 2012, 04:43 PM »

Fúck it I hope things go proper tits up and all the banks close down.

I wouldn't have to pay my mortgage then.


They will be bought by some book-debt collector and then you will probably have to pay more than at present for the extra cost!

Actually its not just the benefits that is the biggest problem ...
1.  The Banks (RBS Group, Lloyds Banking Group and BBBS*) -  in helping to save them cost us well over 100 billion, and just think of the amount of interest that generates on a daily basis

2.  All the quangos that leech from the government coffers

3.  Railtrack and the Train operating companies - at least 4 billion each year is given to the rail industry just to keep the trains moving and then more and more on top is given to help railtrack out in keeping the infrastructure in place

4. The amount of people in local government and in the quangos they are letting go due to the government cuts - just imagine how much they are having to fork out.  I know someone who works for a quango - was on a wage of 28,000/year, has now been laid off given 6 years wage due to length of years teh person has worked for thw quango and then compensation on top.  Now times that by million that are being laid off and then having to find extra money to fund the extra people on the dole plus other benefits....


* RBS Group consists of....  NatWest, RBS, Ulster, Angel trains, Hotel property portfolio, Citizens Bank, Direct Line, Green Flag, Churchill, Lombard, plus a few other famous names and companies

Lloyds Banking Group consist of.... LloydsTSB, Halifax, The Bank of Scotland, Cheltenham and Gloucester, Scottish Widows

Bradford and Bingley Building Society

Not mentioned Norther Rock as that has now been sold and is renamed to Virgin Money.
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« Reply #13 on: 24 January 2012, 05:09 PM »

They will be bought by some book-debt collector and then you will probably have to pay more than at present for the extra cost!

Debt collectors are very easy to get rid off. You simply contact the company who are trying to collect the debt and remove rights of access to your property. That way they're tresspassing if they step foot on your land and you can legally attack them. Whilst informing them of this also mention you will be charging £500 to read every letter they send you and each time they phone you. It works people.
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« Reply #14 on: 24 January 2012, 07:37 PM »

We should just stop all benefits for a year. That would save a fortune.

And loads of poor people would probably die. So that'd be less people to pay benefits in the fututre.

It's not rocket science.

Your last name's Cameron isn't it?!
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« Reply #15 on: 24 January 2012, 07:38 PM »

What's wrong with my plan?
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« Reply #16 on: 24 January 2012, 07:43 PM »

What's wrong with my plan?

Nowt.  It's fookin genius!
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« Reply #17 on: 24 January 2012, 07:44 PM »

It only took me a minute to think up too.

Imagine what I could do if I tried.
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« Reply #18 on: 24 January 2012, 08:35 PM »

What's the eligible working population - 30million?

If my maths are correct - If they all chipped in 40 quid each we could sort this out in an instant.


Your maths aren't wrong, your merely using the last Government's calculater :-)
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« Reply #19 on: 24 January 2012, 10:18 PM »

It only took me a minute to think up too.

Imagine what I could do if I tried.
The real beauty of it Dave, is you could promise to do it in your manifesto and still get elected as the workshy gits probably couldn't be arsed to waddle down to the polling station to vote against it
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« Reply #20 on: 24 January 2012, 11:11 PM »

Only £1 trillion in debt?

Amateurs.
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« Reply #21 on: 24 January 2012, 11:15 PM »

Only £1 trillion in debt?

Amateurs.
But they pay more taxes than you or I and apparently Romney
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« Reply #22 on: 24 January 2012, 11:19 PM »

I hear his Lord and Savior, Joseph Smith, found golden plates telling Mitt to only pay 14% in taxes.
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« Reply #23 on: 25 January 2012, 01:51 PM »

no aliens came and gave him his W2
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« Reply #24 on: 26 January 2012, 09:07 AM »

Only £1 trillion in debt?

Amateurs.


aye but at least the AAA rating means we pay even less interest than if we had AA+  ;-)
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