At a loss for words?

[Squidgy]

....running out of ways to insult Amos?

Allow me to assist with my Shakespearean insult generator.

Simply pick one word out of each column and start with the word 'thou'.

What say Ye Thou bunch of villainous sheep biters!




Source: http://www.sabotagetimes.com/life/shakespearean-insult-generator/

[Mr Magoo]

You have to much time on your hand's Squidgy, are you on benefits. 

[Squidgy]

Even better - I'm bored doing overtime!

You tottering motley-minded measle!

[Mr Magoo]

Is your Arse getting soar now.

[Squidgy]

Very much so, I've been sat on it doing nowt for over 4 hours now.

Mr Tax Payer, I thank you!!

[Big_Sharps]

I will be honest Squidgy, I don't think you can beat calling him a retard or telling him to fúck off.

[Mr Magoo]

I will be honest Squidgy, I don't think you can beat calling him a retard or telling him to fúck off.

I bet your one of them who gets benefits, You retard prick.

[Big_Sharps]

I bet your one of them who gets benefits, You retard prick.

I work you stupid prick.

[Mr Magoo]

I work you stupid prick.

I bet you still receive something for being Disabled.

[Paul Comstive]

I'm loving Column 3

Bum-Bailey.  Haha.

[Big_Sharps]

I bet you still receive something for being Disabled.

I am not disabled, if you do not receive something for being mentally retarded then I really do think that you deserve it.

[Squidgy]

I always thought "hugger mugger" was a modern day expression.