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« Reply #25 on: 16 January 2012, 06:32 PM »

I have been thinking a bit more about this, I mean really - who wants to be just friends with nice women? I have made a habit over the years of bringing pleasure and excitement to the lives of beautiful young women in the sack. I don't want to be friends with women, I mean I have mates who I can be friends with.
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« Reply #26 on: 16 January 2012, 06:35 PM »

"Oooooh friend!"

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« Reply #27 on: 17 January 2012, 03:45 PM »

I would like to be friends with melinda messenger id do her till it fell off.
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« Reply #28 on: 17 January 2012, 03:47 PM »

I would like to be friends with melinda messenger id do her till it fell off.

Ha, good choice.
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« Reply #29 on: 17 January 2012, 04:10 PM »

have you ever seen her hubby?  Proper weird looking fcuker.

There's no way he'd keep her satisfied.  Unlike me of course.
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« Reply #30 on: 17 January 2012, 04:40 PM »

Messenger? Pretty but very mummsy nowadays. Did anyone see her in that Fort Boyard with Dirty Den that was on a few years ago? She didn't even have the decency to get 'em out on that. Odd show that was.

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« Reply #31 on: 17 January 2012, 06:57 PM »

Melinda Messenger? Oh dear. Is any part of her real?
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« Reply #32 on: 17 January 2012, 10:05 PM »

Melinda Messenger? Oh dear. Is any part of her real?

I thought that was just me.

You wouldn't kick her out of bed, but there are far more 'doable' celebs out there.
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« Reply #33 on: 18 January 2012, 09:13 AM »

Is it just me or would anyone else wouldn't mind being ''friends'' with Demi moore?....
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« Reply #34 on: 18 January 2012, 09:34 AM »

You wouldn't kick her out of bed, but there are far more 'doable' celebs out there.

I don't think anyone would dispute she's not going to be top of any "celebs to do" list.

... but it would appear Malcom wouldn't even consider groping her from the tone of his post.  Strange, strange man.
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« Reply #35 on: 18 January 2012, 01:18 PM »

Is it just me or would anyone else wouldn't mind being ''friends'' with Demi moore?....

I met her once years back when I worked at Heathrow, she was a cúnt.
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« Reply #36 on: 21 January 2012, 11:40 PM »

I don't think anyone would dispute she's not going to be top of any "celebs to do" list.

... but it would appear Malcom wouldn't even consider groping her from the tone of his post.  Strange, strange man.

You cheeky sod. You think I am a strange, strange man because I am not attracted to her? I just don't go for bimbo type women. You probably learnt that attractive women have to have dyed blonde hair and fake boobs from the back of a cornflake box.
Am I the only person here who thinks fake boobs are crap? I just don't understand how anyone can like that - its like me putting a massive sausage down my trousers and women going crazy for my big sausage even though its a sausage.
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« Reply #37 on: 23 January 2012, 12:00 AM »

You cheeky sod. You think I am a strange, strange man because I am not attracted to her? I just don't go for bimbo type women. You probably learnt that attractive women have to have dyed blonde hair and fake boobs from the back of a cornflake box.
Am I the only person here who thinks fake boobs are crap? I just don't understand how anyone can like that - its like me putting a massive sausage down my trousers and women going crazy for my big sausage even though its a sausage.


Have to agree with you there, can't really see the attraction in all these only way is essex type skets, fair enough some like Lucy Pinder are nice lookers, however the fake boobs and highlights don't do it for me. Plus most of these birds are thick as mince and would be infuriating to try and talk to. Give me a natural blonde any day.
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« Reply #38 on: 23 January 2012, 09:58 AM »


Have to agree with you there, can't really see the attraction in all these only way is essex type skets, fair enough some like Lucy Pinder are nice lookers, however the fake boobs and highlights don't do it for me. Plus most of these birds are thick as mince and would be infuriating to try and talk to. Give me a natural blonde any day.

Lucy Pinder is also intelligent as well as hot to trot.
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« Reply #39 on: 23 January 2012, 12:23 PM »

And her norks are real too.
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« Reply #40 on: 23 January 2012, 03:43 PM »

I couldn't care less whether Lucy Pinder is in MENSA. If I get any alone time with her I'm hardly going to want to spend that time discussing economics.
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« Reply #41 on: 23 January 2012, 09:03 PM »

I was in MENSA, but the magazine was shít.



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« Reply #42 on: 24 January 2012, 09:50 AM »



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