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« Reply #50 on: 05 January 2012, 11:04 PM »

It's difficult to arrange fights these days cos some fat ginger drink driver keeps phoning the police about me.

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« Reply #51 on: 05 January 2012, 11:12 PM »

It's difficult to arrange fights these days cos some fat ginger drink driver keeps phoning the police about me.



At least that person is doing a service by stopping a fight from going ahead - God bless him!
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« Reply #52 on: 05 January 2012, 11:17 PM »

DO I ?WHO R U THE MAFFIA?HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh?
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« Reply #53 on: 06 January 2012, 10:12 AM »

DO I ?WHO R U THE MAFFIA?HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh?

He thinks he is the Godfather but in fact he just sits behind his PC 24/7 acting big.  If the truth beknown I bet he is only 4ft tall, wider than a double train seat, bald and stinks of months old body odour.
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« Reply #54 on: 06 January 2012, 01:21 PM »

So... Gents... Are there any soap characters you'd like to rattle?
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« Reply #55 on: 06 January 2012, 01:36 PM »

There aren't many in Hollyoaks I wouldn't dabble with.  Even the mums are fit... apart from the McQueen mum.

There's a fit barmaid off Emerdale with a belting top bum (think she's from Bolton?) who'd get it.

Becky off Corrie, whilst not overly attractive looks proper mucky and would do 'owt after a couple of halves.  I used to play footie with Rob Collier who used to play Liam Connor.  Was jealous of him when he was dabbling with that Carla sort.  Jammy bastard, getting paid to canoodle with that.

No idea about Eastenders.  Is her off Footballers Wives still on it?  Zoe or something?  She'd get it, dirty bitch.


Of course, all the above would get it whilst I'm tugging off Hayley.  Cool
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« Reply #56 on: 06 January 2012, 01:44 PM »

I used to play footie with Rob Collier who used to play Liam Connor.  Was jealous of him when he was dabbling with that Carla sort.  Jammy bastard, getting paid to canoodle with that.

No idea about Eastenders.  Is her off Footballers Wives still on it?  Zoe or something?  She'd get it, dirty bitch.


Aye carla and that kym marsh would get it.

Good call on that zoe lucker off footballers wives.
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« Reply #57 on: 06 January 2012, 01:53 PM »


No idea about Eastenders.  Is her off Footballers Wives still on it?  Zoe or something?  She'd get it, dirty bitch.

No, that dirty old trout got written out about three or four months ago. Her daughter character has also left. Now there was an arse.
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« Reply #58 on: 06 January 2012, 07:35 PM »

Anyone spot that Mia babe on Emmerdale?

Foxy as owt but dead now, unfortunately
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« Reply #59 on: 06 January 2012, 08:49 PM »

Isnt teh actress who plays Carla also the same actress who did one fo the Boddington adverts from the 80's and also was in Sky 1's Dream Team as the manager of Harchester United?
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« Reply #60 on: 06 January 2012, 10:46 PM »

Beth Jordache from Brookside ( Anna Freil) been on the telly recently in a couple of things and still very tidy.
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« Reply #61 on: 06 January 2012, 11:11 PM »

Beth Jordache from Brookside ( Anna Freil) been on the telly recently in a couple of things and still very tidy.

I was in a pub with some American lads I worked with in Windsor one time. They were all giving her the eye and said she looked dirty. Her weird looking husband turned up and they took pity on her. That was 10 years back though.
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« Reply #62 on: 06 January 2012, 11:15 PM »

Isnt teh actress who plays Carla also the same actress who did one fo the Boddington adverts from the 80's and also was in Sky 1's Dream Team as the manager of Harchester United?

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« Reply #63 on: 06 January 2012, 11:27 PM »

Yeah Chris, although I believe she was the Chief Executive.

I remember when Gartside appeared on Dream Team trying to poach a player away from Harchester at the last minute. Fax was in his pocket and everything. Backfired on them, the player got injured or died or something. Always a grim ending for Harchester!
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« Reply #64 on: 07 January 2012, 12:38 AM »

Off topic, but Google Nina Terror.  Has anyone seen her around in Bolton?  Apparently she lives there now.  I love girls with metal in their bodies, makes everything more sensual.

Yeah Chris, although I believe she was the Chief Executive.

I remember when Gartside appeared on Dream Team trying to poach a player away from Harchester at the last minute. Fax was in his pocket and everything. Backfired on them, the player got injured or died or something.


Was it Rivaldo?
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« Reply #65 on: 07 January 2012, 09:38 AM »

phew.... found it the wiki link to Alison King  (dont tend to use Wiki but for stuff like this its normally accurate!)


Jimbo, you are right she wasn't a manager of Harchester but was, to begin with, co-owner with her husand, Jerry Block and then after being released from prison was Chief Executive.
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« Reply #66 on: 07 January 2012, 08:02 PM »

actress who did one fo the Boddington adverts

Melanie Sykes?

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« Reply #67 on: 07 January 2012, 10:05 PM »

Melanie Sykes?



she did one advert and so did Alison King - checked on it this morning via one of the media websites.
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« Reply #68 on: 08 January 2012, 01:40 PM »

Sykes did more than one advert.

Used to know a lad who went out with her sister.

... and no, her sister was nowhere near as fit.
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