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« on: 02 January 2012, 02:15 AM »

I only watch EastEnders out of the soaps these days, and every time I see Tanya, I have impure thoughts. Even now she's supposed to have cervical cancer. I'd still nail her 'at on.

There have been some scorchers in Neighbours over the years... Natalie Imbruglia, Kimberley Davies. Oh yes.

Are there any soap characters who give you a bit of a semi while you're having your tea?
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« Reply #1 on: 02 January 2012, 08:36 AM »

Rosie although I don't like her new dyke hair cut.
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« Reply #2 on: 02 January 2012, 10:20 AM »

becky...corrie

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« Reply #3 on: 02 January 2012, 10:28 AM »

I can't think of any I wouldn't do tbh.

Even Pat Butcher for a laugh.
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« Reply #4 on: 02 January 2012, 10:29 AM »

farmers wife...emerdale.....scots one
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« Reply #5 on: 02 January 2012, 10:54 AM »

Katie from Emmerdale - doesn't she still live in Bolton and is single again?
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« Reply #6 on: 02 January 2012, 10:56 AM »

I'd give Hayley off Corrie a reach-around.
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« Reply #7 on: 02 January 2012, 10:56 AM »

Katie from Emmerdale - doesn't she still live in Bolton and is single again?

Is that David Dunns ex?

I seen her at the Reebok once.
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« Reply #8 on: 02 January 2012, 10:58 AM »

Katie from Emmerdale - doesn't she still live in Bolton and is single again?

You say that as if you have any chance.
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« Reply #9 on: 02 January 2012, 04:41 PM »

I can't decide whether giving Hayley from Corrie a reach-around or Pat Butcher for a laugh is the best response.
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« Reply #10 on: 02 January 2012, 05:00 PM »

I can't think of any I wouldn't do tbh.

Even Pat Butcher for a laugh.

Hate to break it to you... but she's snuffed it.

Might still be warm mind.
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« Reply #11 on: 02 January 2012, 06:14 PM »

Hate to break it to you... but she's snuffed it.

Even better.
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« Reply #12 on: 02 January 2012, 06:22 PM »

I remember asking people that question a bit back if they would if it was somebody really fit who had not long gone.
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« Reply #13 on: 02 January 2012, 06:24 PM »

I remember that.

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« Reply #14 on: 02 January 2012, 06:51 PM »

My all-time favourite is probably Lady Tara from Emmerdale.

I wanted to rag that snooty cow to the bone.
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« Reply #15 on: 02 January 2012, 07:19 PM »

Wouldn't mind a handjob from that bird who did the fairy liquid ads. 
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« Reply #16 on: 02 January 2012, 07:53 PM »

Wouldn't mind a handjob from that bird who did the fairy liquid ads. 

I meant soap as in 'continuing drama', but fair play to you.
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« Reply #17 on: 02 January 2012, 09:48 PM »

Cant believe nobody has mentioned Tina off Corrie.  The new blonde lass at Nicks bar has an impressive rack too.

Laurel on emmerdale would probably be grateful too
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« Reply #18 on: 02 January 2012, 09:56 PM »

both of the lezzas in corrie
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« Reply #19 on: 02 January 2012, 10:03 PM »

You say that as if you have any chance.


We all have the same chance until the recipient says no!


Watty - hate to be the bearer of bad news but the blonde lezzer left Corrie at the weekend!
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« Reply #20 on: 02 January 2012, 10:14 PM »


We all have the same chance until the recipient says no!

If she likes fat, ginger and ugly men you have more chance than me.
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« Reply #21 on: 02 January 2012, 10:35 PM »

If she likes fat, ginger and ugly men you have more chance than me.


zero out of 3 is not going, Dave - you are improving!
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« Reply #22 on: 02 January 2012, 10:40 PM »

We've all seen you Chris - and you're fat, ginger and ugly.

Don't call the police though. I'm just having some banter with you.
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« Reply #23 on: 02 January 2012, 10:55 PM »

Cant believe nobody has mentioned Tina off Corrie.  The new blonde lass at Nicks bar has an impressive rack too.

Laurel on emmerdale would probably be grateful too

Blonde lass good call.
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« Reply #24 on: 03 January 2012, 07:23 AM »

I meant soap as in 'continuing drama', but fair play to you.

In that case, I'd have to say there's a nice bovine creature on The Archers I like the sound of.
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