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« on: 17 December 2011, 12:58 PM » |
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Its got so bad that we have no other choice but to turn to the lord.
Dear Lord
I no I am a bit of a cúnt but my team losing every week because we have 11 shithouses playing each week upsets me a lot, please give them the strength to for once show a bit of bottle and come out of the game with 3 points.
Amen
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aarons2009
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« Reply #1 on: 17 December 2011, 01:07 PM » |
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Amen to that sister
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We're the one and only Wanderers!
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #2 on: 19 December 2011, 08:13 AM » |
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So much for prayer, kiss my arse God.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #3 on: 19 December 2011, 09:53 AM » |
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Fúck God.
I think you should try Allah instead before tomorrows game.
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #4 on: 19 December 2011, 09:54 AM » |
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Fúck God.
I think you should try Allah instead before tomorrows game.
Ya think? I will try it tommorow then. |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #5 on: 19 December 2011, 09:55 AM » |
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Make sure you're facing the right direction when you pray though. It doesn't work otherwise.
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #6 on: 19 December 2011, 09:59 AM » |
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Make sure you're facing the right direction when you pray though. It doesn't work otherwise.
Which way my doing it? |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #7 on: 19 December 2011, 10:03 AM » |
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Which way my doing it?
You have to face Maccy D's or something. It's probably best you visit a local temple and copy what they do. |
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« Reply #8 on: 19 December 2011, 12:03 PM » |
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« Reply #9 on: 19 December 2011, 03:57 PM » |
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Keep trying, Sharps.  |
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #10 on: 04 January 2012, 09:38 PM » |
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Dear Almighty Allah, please allow us to hang on in this time of need.
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Quiroga
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« Reply #11 on: 04 January 2012, 10:06 PM » |
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Dear Almighty Allah, please allow us to hang on in this time of need.
Praise be to him. Do we all have to become Muslims now? |
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #12 on: 04 January 2012, 10:08 PM » |
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Praise be to him. Do we all have to become Muslims now?
Well thats 2 games where it has worked, I think we should trial it until the end of the season and if we stay up then keep it up and next year we could win the league. |
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Quiroga
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« Reply #13 on: 04 January 2012, 10:11 PM » |
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Well thats 2 games where it has worked, I think we should trial it until the end of the season and if we stay up then keep it up and next year we could win the league.
Not eating in daylight hours during ramadan will be a bugger but if it helps us stay up, I'm up for it |
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« Reply #14 on: 04 January 2012, 10:46 PM » |
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Could be a plan, but going down the local mosque on a Friday with your arse up in the air, well it's a well known fact them sort like it both ways, and dressing your bird head to toe in black, still if you fellas think it will work I admire your disposition in taking one for the team.
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Quiroga
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« Reply #15 on: 04 January 2012, 11:01 PM » |
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Could be a plan, but going down the local mosque on a Friday with your arse up in the air, well it's a well known fact them sort like it both ways, and dressing your bird head to toe in black, still if you fellas think it will work I admire your disposition in taking one for the team.
Well that's a 'well known fact' that I've never heard. Dont suppose you can back that up - if you'll pardon the pun? Be good to see Natasha back on here in a veil though |
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Martinbwfc
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« Reply #16 on: 04 January 2012, 11:07 PM » |
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Well that's a 'well known fact' that I've never heard. Dont suppose you can back that up - if you'll pardon the pun?
Be good to see Natasha back on here in a veil though
Ok go down your local mosque with a hole in the back of your jeans, guaranteed to be gang raped. but fair play to you for trying it out. |
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression, so just give the twat a good shoeing, he'll respect you.
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« Reply #17 on: 05 January 2012, 01:27 AM » |
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I tend to say a prayer before and during each game. It usually goes along the lines of: "Please god, let us win (or draw). Please, please, PLEASE. Don't let them equalize! Don't let them score! Please let us equalize! Oh god, shíte!"
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Quiroga
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« Reply #18 on: 05 January 2012, 07:55 PM » |
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Ok go down your local mosque with a hole in the back of your jeans, guaranteed to be gang raped. but fair play to you for trying it out.
I'll bow to your greater experience in such matters. Traumatic was it? |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #19 on: 05 January 2012, 08:08 PM » |
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Could be a plan, but going down the local mosque on a Friday with your arse up in the air, well it's a well known fact them sort like it both ways, and dressing your bird head to toe in black, still if you fellas think it will work I admire your disposition in taking one for the team.
What are you on about now Martin? Who is 'them sort'? I think you're being racist and homophobic at the same time. You sicken me. |
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Martinbwfc
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« Reply #20 on: 05 January 2012, 08:25 PM » |
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What are you on about now Martin? Who is 'them sort'?
I think you're being racist and homophobic at the same time.
You sicken me.
fcúk me pot, kettle. |
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« Reply #21 on: 05 January 2012, 10:02 PM » |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #22 on: 05 January 2012, 10:03 PM » |
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What the bloody hell are you on about now? First it was Martin and now you. |
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« Reply #23 on: 05 January 2012, 10:09 PM » |
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WHAT?
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #24 on: 05 January 2012, 10:17 PM » |
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You're either thick as fúck or a WUM.
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