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« on: 11 December 2011, 07:21 PM » |
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Years ago, people had bad feet, but they didn't have athlete's foot.
Does that sentence make sense? To some it will, to others it won't.
A relative of mine can go to people's houses and not be expected to remove his shoes at the front door because his feet are riddled with the "disease".
I'd like to be afforded this luxury every once in a while as I feel at my least comfortable when not wearing shoes of some sort, but because my feet aren't flaky, I'm not treated sympathetically. Unless its a case of people being naive enough to believe that this made up disease is contagious.
So am I right? Is athletes foot just a made up disease to mask the fact that people can't be bothered looking after their feet, or am I talking utter bollocks and is athletes foot as legitimate as veruccas?
Gloria.
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« Reply #1 on: 11 December 2011, 10:05 PM » |
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Athletes Foot is a genuine fungal infection. I speak from experience. Many years ago a friend of mine was propositioned by a cheap prostitute. When they got back to her bedsit she got undressed. He was so alarmed at the sight of her hirsute saddlebags that he decided not to chance it with his pecker. Instead, he switched all the lights off and played around in her love tunnel with his big toe.
The following day he woke to discover his big toe was inflamed and extremely painful. He went to his local hospital and had his toe examined by a Doctor. The Doctor told him, " I am afraid you have got VD of the big toe."
My friend replied " Bloody hell, is that rare ? "
The Doctor replied, " No, not really. But we did have a woman in this morning with athletes fanny."
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« Reply #2 on: 11 December 2011, 10:11 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: 11 December 2011, 10:25 PM » |
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Rt you need help, But that was funny.
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« Reply #4 on: 12 December 2011, 10:48 AM » |
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If you are suffering with Athletes foot then I can recommend Mycota powder. Just sprinkle it into your socks before you put them on. They also do it in a cream.
Some egg chopped up in a cup will also do you good. It will take your mind off the fact that you have toe jam.
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« Reply #5 on: 12 December 2011, 12:50 PM » |
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I've had athlete's foot a few times over the years.
Bathing your feet in a bowl of half warm water and half white vinegar did the trick and I've been right ever since.
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Le God
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« Reply #6 on: 12 December 2011, 01:10 PM » |
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You might have "thought" you had athletes foot; but i do agree it's a made up disease by utter wimps who would rather get a day off and watch Jeremy Kyle than do a days work.
You couldn't make it up, health and safety gone mad, PC nonsense and NOW they want to take our jobs?!
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« Reply #7 on: 12 December 2011, 01:38 PM » |
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My friend was in the Army and he suffered with veruccas. He heard somewhere that it was best to bazooka that verucca, so he did. He was able to eliminate the verucca problem instantaneously because he now no longer has any toes.
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« Reply #8 on: 12 December 2011, 07:27 PM » |
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I've had athlete's foot a few times over the years.
Bathing your feet in a bowl of half warm water and half white vinegar did the trick and I've been right ever since.
Where does one purchase half white vinegar? |
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« Reply #9 on: 12 December 2011, 10:30 PM » |
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I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned that the real victims in this "disease" are the sufferers' close ones as athletes foot kicks out a right pong.
Thanks for reading,
Gloria.
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« Reply #10 on: 12 December 2011, 11:28 PM » |
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Where does one purchase half white vinegar?
You just take a bottle of normal white vinegar and pour half down the sink |
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« Reply #11 on: 13 December 2011, 03:09 AM » |
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I understand when big fat person can have athlete foot. They eat at doughnut olympics.
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« Reply #12 on: 15 December 2011, 11:05 PM » |
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Athletes foot.
Laughable!
If anyone told me they had athletes foot I would knock them down there and then for being a whining blithering idiot.
You are defo right Howfen - made up disease if I ever heard one!
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Gloria Stitz
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« Reply #13 on: 16 December 2011, 12:42 PM » |
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I'm amazed that I have over 150 posts to my name and there's still plebs thinking I'm Howfen.
Gloria.
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« Reply #14 on: 16 December 2011, 04:13 PM » |
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I'm amazed that I have over 150 posts to my name and there's still plebs thinking I'm Howfen.
Gloria.
Come on - you know it's the truth. It's pretty funny how people can pick up on who is who just from a few lines on a forum. Like we all know when a new Amos alias is born and we all know you are Howfen. |
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« Reply #15 on: 16 December 2011, 04:26 PM » |
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It doesn't bother me to be compared to Howfen. As somebody has pointed out he was a bright poster, albeit not as bright as me, but I'm not him.
Gloria.
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« Reply #16 on: 16 December 2011, 04:39 PM » |
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You seem to have dropped 'thanks for reading'
or does this signify a more meaner attitude from the latest forum character?
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« Reply #17 on: 16 December 2011, 04:41 PM » |
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It doesn't bother me to be compared to Howfen. As somebody has pointed out he was a bright poster, albeit not as bright as me, but I'm not him.
Gloria.
I don't know why anyone would say you were Howfen; his name definitely wasn't "Gloria Stitz," pretty obvious really. |
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