Ivan Klasnic is being divorced by his wife apparently. She usually lives in Germany but decided to make an unscheduled trip to the UK. She went to their Manchester apartment while Ivan wasn't home and found women's clothing and lots of used make up. The wife knows the clothes are not hers and Ivan Klasnic denies any involvement with another woman or women - insisting he is not having an affair.
This leads me to the only reasonable conclusion. Klasnic is a transvestite. She is known around Manchester on Sunday's as Ivana Humpabit.
He probably thought pretending to be a cross dresser was the lesser of two evils. If the wife had discovered the true identity of the owner of the clothes he would never had lived it down! ITK
