Your Embarrassing Drunken Moments

[Natasha Whittam]

Have you lot never been drunk and done something daft in front of a crowd?

The above quote was taken from tomr on the Fat Frank thread.

So, what is the most embarrassing thing you've done in public while under the influence of alcohol. I expect several pages of answers from Sharps and Squidgy.

[Squidgy]

I've got loads.

The one that springs to mind is me and a couple of mates flew over to LA for a mini golfing trip. It was a morning flight from Heathrow, so we obviously hit the bar pre flight. Being staff of the airline we travelled up front and took advantage of the steady flow of booze and grub on the 11? hour flight.

We arrived in LA mid afternoon and continued on our boozy quest and this went on into the wee small hours until we went back to the hostel we were staying in and played a board game with some of the other residents. After drinking for over a day I felt a little queasy and knew I wouldn't make the toilet, so I ran to the balcony and threw up over it straight onto the owners truck that was parked below. That not being humiliating enough, it transpired I'd simultaneously soiled myself during the whole proceedings.

And I don't even have mental health problems 

[Natasha Whittam]

I've got loads.

The one that springs to mind is me and a couple of mates flew over to LA for a mini golfing trip. It was a morning flight from Heathrow, so we obviously hit the bar pre flight. Being staff of the airline we travelled up front and took advantage of the steady flow of booze and grub on the 11? hour flight.

We arrived in LA mid afternoon and continued on our boozy quest and this went on into the wee small hours until we went back to the hostel we were staying in and played a board game with some of the other residents. After drinking for over a day I felt a little queasy and knew I wouldn't make the toilet, so I ran to the balcony and threw up over it straight onto the owners truck that was parked below. That not being humiliating enough, it transpired I'd simultaneously soiled myself during the whole proceedings.

And I don't even have mental health problems 

It's good to know we have a ready made replacement when Fat Frank retires.

[Squidgy]

It's good to know we have a ready made replacement when Fat Frank retires.

Don't be silly, I'd have to actually go to matches.

[Abdul-Salam Bilal]

I've got loads.

You've got loads and you choose to tell that one?  just stfu.

[hjd]

When I was about 18 and living in Scotland I went out with a mate one day and we got absolutely hammered. We decided to go back to his house as it was closer than mine and I ended up sparked out on his bedroom floor.

During the night I needed to relieve myself. Due to the state I was in, plus being in a strange house, I had no idea where the loo was so I ended up urinating out of his bedroom window. Unfortunately this was above the front door, where his mother and father and 2 of their friends were stood saying goodnight.

Even worse, in the morning I had no recollection of what I had done, and I couldn't work out why they were so offhand with me until they told me. I've never been so embarrassed.

  

[Le God]

Isn't that a scene from the inbetweeners?

[Natasha Whittam]

Isn't that a scene from the inbetweeners?

No.

[Le God]

someone pisses on someone in it; in that ep where they simon tries to shag that girl but can't

[Squidgy]

You've got loads and you choose to tell that one?  just stfu.

What's up with you sweetheart?

Are you pissed again?

[Batman]

First time I got pissed - bought a load of cans from the offy and took them to the park near where I lived at the time. Necked most of them and wandered home. Went to bed and woke up the next day with my head stuck to the pillow with dried sick, with sick down the walls and on the carpet and all over the bedclothes.

My dad made me clean every inch of that room, taught me a lesson for about a fortnight

[Squidgy]

When I was a student I worked at the Georgian House. We had a wine tasting as part of a course that turned into an unbelievably drunken session.

I woke up some time in the late evening in my bed with my dear old mum cleaning vomit off my normally well hidden porn stash (the pre cyber days when we had to do with reader's wives in Fiesta and the likes). I couldn't look her in the eye for weeks after.

[Weststander]

Someone must have a funny drunken story?

[Squidgy]

I once saw a drunk bloke in Ritzy's bump into mirrored pillar and proceed to have a conversation with his own reflection for a couple of minutes.


I'm guessing you had to be there, but it was amusing at the time.

[Natasha Whittam]

Someone must have a funny drunken story?

This isn't about me, tell me yours.

[Weststander]

Mine was a few years ago now, I was a volunteer at a local hospital unit, in particular a unit comprising long term disabled patients, both physical and mental. Once a fortnight 3 or 4 of us would turn up and take a few guys to the local. Despite their disabilities they would enjoy a pint and a fag like the rest of us.

One night helpers and patients had all had several and we set off to wheel them back to their unit, around 1/4 mile away. Guy in first wheelchair who was very pissed was being pushed by a fairly pissed helper. He somehow falls out of wheelchair onto pavement, guy behind was oblivious and ran over him with his wheelchair then turned round and reversed over him again. We got them back to their unit, awaited a complaint during the next fortnight, turned up as usual to collect them and luckily nothing was said.

[bwfcbob123]

Mine was a few years ago now, I was a volunteer at a local hospital unit, in particular a unit comprising long term disabled patients, both physical and mental. Once a fortnight 3 or 4 of us would turn up and take a few guys to the local. Despite their disabilities they would enjoy a pint and a fag like the rest of us.

One night helpers and patients had all had several and we set off to wheel them back to their unit, around 1/4 mile away. Guy in first wheelchair who was very pissed was being pushed by a fairly pissed helper. He somehow falls out of wheelchair onto pavement, guy behind was oblivious and ran over him with his wheelchair then turned round and reversed over him again. We got them back to their unit, awaited a complaint during the next fortnight, turned up as usual to collect them and luckily nothing was said.

Hilarious

[Weststander]

Thanks bob. Maybe not enough poo and vomit in the story for you but thanks anyway.

[bwfcbob123]

Thanks bob. Maybe not enough poo and vomit in the story for you but thanks anyway.

You're welcome

[Big_Sharps]

Bump, will tell you all Monday.

[ReebokTrotter]

Bump, will tell you all Monday.

If you are planning a drunken adventure at your Xmas do at the Midland tomorrow night then I suggest you keep your wits about you. Avoid the area around Chorlton Street Bus Station and especially Sackville Street. If you collapse in a drunken heap you may find that your rusty Sheriffs badge could get some hammer.

[Big_Sharps]

If you are planning a drunken adventure at your Xmas do at the Midland tomorrow night then I suggest you keep your wits about you. Avoid the area around Chorlton Street Bus Station and especially Sackville Street. If you collapse in a drunken heap you may find that your rusty Sheriffs badge could get some hammer.

I did not mean from my works do, I meant I forgot to contribute and I cant be arsed until monday.