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« Reply #25 on: 25 November 2011, 02:49 PM »

Be happy so long as I've got a laptop and a power socket - can just live out my days wanking and playing Football Manager.

So I probably wouldn't notice much of a change.

There'll be no wanking after Armageddon.
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« Reply #26 on: 28 November 2011, 12:07 AM »

Awesome thread but gone wrong. I am always planning for Armageddon and how to survive - except it is all still in the planning stage in my head - not done anything about it. I think a simpler life would be a better one all round. (presuming there is no mass outbreak of disease or nuclear outfall to deal with)...

I think society would quickly disintegrate. Not like you see in blockbuster films where people try to escape and it's all polite and nice apart from the odd bad ass. We all saw how trashed Manchester got after a few hours of a few nob heads "rioting". Imagine the whole country knowing the world was ending... It would be carnage within hours.
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« Reply #27 on: 28 November 2011, 09:11 AM »

I am always planning for Armageddon and how to survive - except it is all still in the planning stage in my head - not done anything about it.

Failing to plan is planning to fail.
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« Reply #28 on: 21 December 2011, 08:14 AM »

According to the Mayans the world will end on the 21st December 2012. That is exactly one year from today. In preparation for this cataclysmic event I am heading for Glyndwr today where I plan to spend some time underground in my bunker for a dummy run.

I will be accompanied by a couple of chickens, a wind-up radio and a laptop computer.

Just in case I decide to stay underground I would like to take this opportunity to wish all BA posters a merry Xmas and a happy new year. Stay safe and prosper.

Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye.


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« Reply #29 on: 21 December 2011, 12:56 PM »

If I'm ever stuck in an I am Legend scenario then I'll defend myself with my sabre, I should be fine for about two minutes. Smiley
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