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« on: 09 November 2011, 06:58 PM » |
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You think of certain BWFC players, and your over-riding memory is 'he was a lazy bastard'.
Here's my all-time lazy bastard BWFC XI. Only including players I saw myself.
Chris Clarke - used to chat to the ball boys behind his goal.
Nicky Hunt - had one good season and felt he had done enough to make a living on the back of that season.
Jimmy Phillips - perhaps not so much lazy but could not run. Was seen to jog once or twice
Mark Fish - liked to run forward with gay (as in merry) abandon, lose the ball, and take his time about coming back.
Abdoulaye Meite (C) - wouldn't come out for the second half at Old Trafford.
Paul Comstive - Burnley had done us again. So lazy he practiced scoring from corners, to circumvent taking a run up.
Steve Fulton - couldn't adjust to the demands of professional football.
Martin Petrov - refuses to track back.
Nigel Jemson - big shot who couldn't understand why kind uncle Brian had sent him on loan and performed accordingly.
Steve Elliott - I pick on his laziness but he would also feature in my 'all-time shÃte XI' - take your pick.
Fabian de Freitas - used to move around the penalty box with the grace of a heavily laden camel.
Who is the most indolent tosser ever to wear our hallowed white shirt?
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Le God
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« Reply #1 on: 09 November 2011, 08:37 PM » |
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I met Mark Fish in Macdonalds once.
Got his autograph; no idea why he was in a macdonalds a few hours before kick off.
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largehat
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« Reply #2 on: 09 November 2011, 08:44 PM » |
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Fillet o' fish?
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Gloria Stitz
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« Reply #3 on: 09 November 2011, 09:32 PM » |
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Ivan Klasnic surely deserves a mention.
Its frustrating, as we know what an excellent player he is to have in any side when he tries.
Thanks for reading,
Gloria.
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Le God
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« Reply #4 on: 09 November 2011, 09:58 PM » |
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Ivan Klasnic surely deserves a mention.
Its frustrating, as we know what an excellent player he is to have in any side when he tries.
Thanks for reading,
Gloria.
You don't need to put Thanks for Reading... Gloria. At the end of every post. from now on i'll just assume that you're thanking me for reading, Gloria. |
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tomr
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« Reply #5 on: 09 November 2011, 10:15 PM » |
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Klasnic aint lazy,he knows his strengths are in and around the box were he scores goals.
If he couldnt be arsed to move for the ball when its in the box,then he would be lazy.
Thanks for reading,
Tom
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« Reply #6 on: 09 November 2011, 10:15 PM » |
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With Klasnic, what you see is what you get. Not the quickest of strikers but he has a good eye for goal and has a helluva shot on him. If he played every week his tally at the end of the season would be in double figures IMO.
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« Reply #7 on: 09 November 2011, 10:31 PM » |
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Seen many lump in weights over the years but that Mario Jardel has to take the biscuit ( he would probably thank you for the snack )
He was touted as Big Sam's coup signing. Winner of the South American Golden Boot no less. The fat cnut should have been made to play in clogs.
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Why do we experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers ?
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« Reply #8 on: 09 November 2011, 10:35 PM » |
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Zat Knight is one lazy bugger, ditto Petrov.
Of past players, Stuart Storer was about as lazy as it gets....Warren fcuking Joyce ran him close.....Trevor Morgan put more effort into drinking than his football.
Others will no doubt come to me shortly.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #9 on: 10 November 2011, 05:26 PM » |
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Lardel is a cert
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« Reply #10 on: 10 November 2011, 07:46 PM » |
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Trevor Morgan, has to be up there.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression, so just give the twat a good shoeing, he'll respect you.
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« Reply #11 on: 14 November 2011, 01:44 PM » |
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« Reply #12 on: 14 November 2011, 09:45 PM » |
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Simon Ward.
Jardel.
That bloke with the stupid smile who gave a pen to boro at the Cardiff wembley.
Tony Belly - not lazy but fat.
I am certain there are more but my brain is failing me - Sharps, you would know all about that.
*edit* Peter Shilton and Peter Beardsley.
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« Reply #13 on: 14 November 2011, 10:38 PM » |
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That bloke with the stupid smile who gave a pen to boro at the Cardiff wembley.
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« Reply #14 on: 15 November 2011, 08:39 AM » |
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Simon Ward.
Who's he jayjay? *edit* Peter Shilton
How many times did you see him play for us to come to that conclusion? |
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« Reply #15 on: 15 November 2011, 09:14 AM » |
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Simon Ward.
Jardel.
That bloke with the stupid smile who gave a pen to boro at the Cardiff wembley.
Tony Belly - not lazy but fat.
I am certain there are more but my brain is failing me - Sharps, you would know all about that.
*edit* Peter Shilton and Peter Beardsley.
No surprising you can barely name anybody, It is Gavin Ward you dickhead and how can a Goalkeeper be lazy? |
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« Reply #16 on: 15 November 2011, 09:21 AM » |
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Or it could be Simon Rudge or Simon Coleman. Neither were lazy players though.
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« Reply #17 on: 15 November 2011, 02:19 PM » |
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That tackle when Gabbiadini snapped Coleman's leg, wasn't that game on the telly? Gabbiadini is on Twitter BTW if you wish to get in touch with him.
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« Reply #18 on: 15 November 2011, 02:22 PM » |
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I was at that game. Didn't we score in the first minute? McAteer maybe? Then we lost I think. I remember Bruce Rioch trying to get on the pitch to twat Gabbiadini. Apparently he got him in the tunnel later.
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