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« on: 07 November 2011, 11:01 AM »

Remember that Stoke fan who was on here taking the piss after the 5-0 Wembley thrashing? Stokhe he was called. Well, it’s a shame he hasn’t had the balls to come on today but if you want to abuse him he hangs out on this Stoke forum http://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/index.cgi.

I enjoyed the comments on the Stoke forum so much I thought I’d bring you the highlights:


Los Alfareros is a confident bloke....

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Down on your luck?? Havnt won at home all season?Huh Who ya gonna call???

I know I should just kill myself, but I cant see anything other than a loss on Sunday..... and it fcuking keeps me awake at night.

JezzaSCFC was right.....

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I hope Tone is bold in his selection and approach, as Noblot are there for the taking.

Fair play to Fentown Mackey, he knows his stuff....

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Bolton haven't been right since we battered them in the semi-final, they haven't really strengthened, they've been stuck in a hideous run that doesn't look like it's going to end soon and they're millions in debt so we should be looking to take the game to them today.

So it'll probably be a complete surrender with a negative line-up because Tone doesn't want to risk it against a team who practically everyone has dicked this season. As per every other away-day.

How did that one work out for you estrangedsonoffaye?

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If we're going to win, we have to score first

Bolton score early, the Stoke fans aren't happy....

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for the love of fcuking Christ
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You are havin a fuckin laugh
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FUCKS SAKE
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WTF !!
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Good start
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Shambolic
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fcuking asleep, that is pitifull
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Idiot Begovic!!!
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Howard Webb you khunt!
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Howard Webb you utter utter twat.

Padders01 isn't a fan of the Stoke defending....

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shíte from Whelan yet again
shíte from Begovic yet again

The Stoke jayjay23 is online.....

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has anybody got a decent stream? firstrowsports is shíte right now

McLovin is future manager material....

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Lets get this ball out on the bastard wings and get something that lanky streak of piss can get on the end of!

Is that a compliment knype?

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Bolton struggling for a RB so he plays a first year professional, we are struggling for a LB so we move our RB to LB and a CH to RB....You could not make it up!

I feel for stokiemcpot, I've been there....

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this is pathetic, this is actually fcuking pathetic

get beggo the fcúk out of our goals and wake our piss poor defence up

Likelyladgalizmo is currently on suicide watch.....

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Take a bow Stoke. Joke Joke.

I despair. Get Bego off NOW
FFS......it's a suicide mission!
Jesus fcuking wept

Money doesn't buy success does it MarkWolstanton....

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Sobering thought.

Wolves whose manager is described as "under pressure" and who have had a fraction of our financial backing will end up today a solitary point behind us!

Not good enough Tone!

Don't knock it ReverendStokes, it's served us well for 10 years....

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That’s the way Stoke, just keep smashing the ball forward and hope something drops!!!

I'm getting the lottery numbers from this guy.....

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Maybe they will get there revenge for the FA Cup. Scoreline to be the same?

Teddler Stokie has had enough and he's leaving his bedroom....

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I give up im leaving

Stokiemcpot thinks Tony Pulis is turning into Owen Coyle....

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Don't worry guys, it's a collective issue with the europa league the ref fatigue the lack of fans TP's pet hamster died today beggo's gloves aren't the right colour and a giraffe accosted the team and gave them sedatives.... but don't worry, because TP doesn't listen to criticism


ReverendStokes is in denial....

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Right!! I'm going to try a different approach here! I'll stay calm and persuade myself everything will be fine!!

Do Eet Again is clearly a Wanderers regular....

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its a good job Bolton are shíte

Storminnorman is pissed.....

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So after beating this shower 5-0 the last time we met we add 22m worth of quality to push on and find ourselves in this position, something needs to be done and flippin soon

Mr Daftburger isn't as daft as he sounds....

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Anybody got a stream that DOESN'T work?

Pulis out?

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hes got to be replaced before the the transfer window opens and we need to get a manager in who has a clue how to play in this league , we are dropping like a stone and will be in the bottom 3 by xmas,fcúk the sentimentand get someone in who can take us forward

Darksideofthemoon thinks it's a fix....

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If you didn't know better.....you'd think they'd backed Bolton to win......

Seddonstandviewer, a man after my own heart....

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If the players cannot play 3 games in a wekk then rip up their contracts and put them in a job where they will have to work their bollocks off for 5 6 or even 7 days a week in a hot and sweaty pot bank for absolute fcuking pittance.

Fed up to the back bastard teeth of the lot of them.

SwampySCFC has the right idea....

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I think I’m off for a wank

Cobhamstokie thinks Howard Webb is a tw*t......

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That twat Webb is having a cracking game for Bolton. The twat.

The 4th goal goes in......

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fcuking hell
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See you lads.....Im off to do something I enjoy on a Sunday instead
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Classic, another defensive fcúk up, roll eyes, big sigh, jesus h wept
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That's it then. fcúk me Pink. HUTH IS NOT A RIGHT BASTARD BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Goodnight all....that's as much as a can stand.....WANK.....this could be a Whuppin before they've finished
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MAKE A SUB YOU WELSH CNUT
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We want 4 chant Bolton fans. We want to keep the ball more than 3 seconds chant ours.

You're a gent Pulismaskreplica....

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Knew we'd lose - had enough of this complete ineptitude away from home - here you go Bolton you're shite but we''ll let you bum us like we let everyone else - fcuk off

Another in denial....

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I've stopped watching but it sounds like we are doing great

Baystokie is not a fan of the Pulis way....

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This is what happens when you load your team with 'athletes', rather than 'footballers'.

Oh no, it's 5-0.......

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5-0 fcúk off
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And there it is........5-0…..fcuk you Pulis
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oh fcúk indeed, fcúk fcúk fcúk
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I could cry you fuckers
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And a grin from tunny to ice the cake

MarkWolstanton sees the bigger picture.....

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We’ve certainly come a long way since we lost our opening Premier League fixture 3-0 at Bolton.

The evolution is killing me!

Evilmeerkat gets it spot on.....

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Look on the bright side ..we may be on first MOTD2

Don't get any betting tips from Peters Pipe.....

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I had this down for a 0-0

Full time:

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Thank fcúk that is over. Truly embarssed by our team today. If I had a cat, I'd kick fcúk out of it
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Thank fcúk for that. Well done Bolton. Tossers.
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Bolton played really well tbh, or they looked really good against our poor play. Ill go for the former.
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Sky....'Stoke simply couldn't live with Bolton' Oh dear
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we need to get derren brown in to sort our problem.
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Wank
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Twats
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Fcuking twating cnuts

The final word must got to StokeBarbie who sums up the match perfectly:

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Fcuk you Bolton you backward wankers, fcuk you Owen Coyle you Scotish twat, fcúk you klasnic you kidney losing criminal, fcuk you chris eagles you tranny, fcuk you Kevin Davies you fat twat, fcuk the fcuking lot of you Bolton bastards.

Stoke til I die
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« Reply #1 on: 07 November 2011, 11:14 AM »

Hilarious. some brilliant one-liners there. You will have to do this again, Natasha.

All that money spent in pre season and the oatcake munching oinks have nothing to show for it. Welcome to the Premiership.
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« Reply #2 on: 07 November 2011, 11:53 AM »

I read some of these last night. Brilliant stuff.

Fúck you Stokhe you cúnt.
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« Reply #3 on: 07 November 2011, 12:10 PM »

Ah if this day couldn't get much better, fantastic read.

Especially the one liner  -

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MAKE A SUB YOU WELSH CNUT

That made me laugh out loud.  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: 07 November 2011, 01:17 PM »

Great stuff Natasha! I thought some of the posters on this site behaved like muppets occasionally but StokeBarbie is in a class all on his own. I am assuming it is a bloke naming himself after the Nazi war criminal Klaus Barbie rather than a reference to the famous doll.
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« Reply #5 on: 07 November 2011, 02:28 PM »

That is laughable somebody from Stoke referring to anywhere as backwards.
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« Reply #6 on: 07 November 2011, 03:36 PM »

That is laughable somebody from Stoke referring to anywhere as backwards.

I'm surprised they figured out how to turn the computer on.
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« Reply #7 on: 07 November 2011, 05:29 PM »

"ezzaSCFC was right.....

'I hope Tone is bold in his selection and approach, as Noblot are there for the taking.' "

No he wasn't.
Who the hell are 'Noblot' ??
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« Reply #8 on: 07 November 2011, 06:13 PM »

Some of Natasha's comments were funnier than the actual blogs. I am looking forward to us getting a result at West Brom.
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« Reply #9 on: 07 November 2011, 10:57 PM »

Fantastic Natasha - bloody funny read!

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« Reply #10 on: 08 November 2011, 11:39 AM »

interesting...
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« Reply #11 on: 10 November 2011, 12:02 AM »

I certainly enjoyed that.

Thanks for posting.

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