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« on: 07 November 2011, 10:15 AM » |
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I'm trying to organise our works Christmas piss up. I can't decide where to take the work shy bastards though. Any suggestions? Where are you lot going for yours?
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ReebokTrotter
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« Reply #1 on: 07 November 2011, 10:33 AM » |
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Funny Girls in Blackpool is a good laugh.
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Why do we experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers ?
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #2 on: 07 November 2011, 10:54 AM » |
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Can't go there. I am trannyphobic.
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ReebokTrotter
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« Reply #3 on: 07 November 2011, 10:55 AM » |
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Try the Sports Bar in Amsterdam. All real totty with not a shemale in sight.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #4 on: 07 November 2011, 11:31 AM » |
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Try the Sports Bar in Amsterdam.
Not a bad idea. You might think it expensive to fly your staff out there, but everyone gets free drinks in the Sports Bar remember. |
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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ReebokTrotter
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« Reply #5 on: 07 November 2011, 11:42 AM » |
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And you have a lovely resident English host to regale you with lots of anecdotal stories about life in the Netherlands.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #6 on: 07 November 2011, 11:56 AM » |
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Amsterdam has been discussed actually. It's a possibility.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #7 on: 07 November 2011, 12:04 PM » |
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Amsterdam has been discussed actually. It's a possibility.
Generous. We don't have a Christmas party. |
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #8 on: 07 November 2011, 12:05 PM » |
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Amsterdam has been discussed actually. It's a possibility.
Go for it. Perhaps we could finally witness Dave v Dutchy. |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #9 on: 07 November 2011, 12:33 PM » |
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I can't discuss stuff like that anymore. He'll report me to the police again.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #10 on: 07 November 2011, 12:35 PM » |
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I can't discuss stuff like that anymore. He'll report me to the police again.
I'd pay good money to read his e-mail to the cops. |
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1andonly1derer
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« Reply #11 on: 07 November 2011, 12:39 PM » |
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If at first you don't succeed, use rohypnol.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #12 on: 07 November 2011, 12:46 PM » |
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I'd pay good money to read his e-mail to the cops.
They probably thought it was from a kid moaning about being bullied on the internet. Then found out it was from a 40 year old weirdo. I don't think they took very seriously anyway. Durty Gurty's You're suggesting this? Or going there for your piss up? |
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1andonly1derer
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« Reply #13 on: 07 November 2011, 12:53 PM » |
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No, I wouldn't be seen dead in there.
But I have heard of lady's needing impregnating knoking about in DG's.
Our's is at the Copthorne, but we went the other year, and it was shite. We're going into Manchester instead, 2 for 1 in Walkabout till 10pm, then wherever from there...
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #14 on: 07 November 2011, 12:55 PM » |
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I don't go to places like that looking for women. I have the internet for that.
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« Reply #15 on: 07 November 2011, 12:57 PM » |
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I don't go to places like that looking for women. I have the internet for that.
Touché. As long as it doesn't involve a sit down meal. Nobody wants to be having a 3 course meal on their Xmas doo. |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #16 on: 07 November 2011, 01:06 PM » |
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We'll be having some food at the start of the night. I'll probably not eat for a couple days after with what I plan to do.
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« Reply #17 on: 07 November 2011, 02:15 PM » |
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Basra.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #18 on: 07 November 2011, 03:45 PM » |
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We haven't had a Christmas 'do' since 2009 when a punch-up somewhat spoiled the night.
Add to that the previous years of fights, abuse of the management and an accusation of sexual harassment and you perhaps get an understanding of why we said enough was enough.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #19 on: 07 November 2011, 05:08 PM » |
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Sounds like a normal day in the office.
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« Reply #20 on: 07 November 2011, 05:12 PM » |
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We're going to Dmitri's in Manchester. Good nosebag and all on the company too. Lovely.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #21 on: 07 November 2011, 05:14 PM » |
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Good nosebag and all on the company too. Lovely.
Cocaine? |
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ReebokTrotter
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« Reply #22 on: 07 November 2011, 06:06 PM » |
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We're going to Dmitri's in Manchester. Good nosebag and all on the company too. Lovely.
Instead of a nosebag you would be better off saving up for a gastric band.  |
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1andonly1derer
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« Reply #23 on: 07 November 2011, 07:51 PM » |
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Instead of a nosebag you would be better off saving up for a gastric band. I hate America and the Yanks. Fúcking morons. |
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« Reply #24 on: 07 November 2011, 09:00 PM » |
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We're going to Dmitri's in Manchester. Good nosebag and all on the company too. Lovely.
Deansgate? Went there for lunch today. Nice food there. |
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