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« Reply #25 on: 03 November 2011, 02:59 PM »

I am sure you have been 39 since I posted on here.

No, I'm 42. I wasn't referring to myself, clearly as I've never had a maternal thought in my life.

Having babies before I'd even had a life then beng stuck in rented accomodation all day waiting for my boyfriend to get home from work via public transport's not for everyone you know.
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« Reply #26 on: 03 November 2011, 03:17 PM »

No, I'm 42. I wasn't referring to myself, clearly as I've never had a maternal thought in my life.

Having babies before I'd even had a life then beng stuck in rented accomodation all day waiting for my boyfriend to get home from work via public transport's not for everyone you know.

What I lack in a driving licence, I make up for in bedroom ability.
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« Reply #27 on: 03 November 2011, 03:18 PM »

What I lack in a driving licence, I make up for in bedroom ability.

I'm really sorry to inform you that filling a pram isn't proof of being a good lay.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #28 on: 03 November 2011, 03:20 PM »

I'm really sorry to inform you that filling a pram isn't proof of being a good lay.  Roll Eyes

Did I say that was my proof? There looks to be one of your lot that have started at my work, I will have a word for you to see if he is single.

I would be lying if I said seeing him at a full size desk did not amuse me.
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« Reply #29 on: 03 November 2011, 03:25 PM »

Did I say that was my proof? There looks to be one of your lot that have started at my work, I will have a word for you to see if he is single.

I would be lying if I said seeing him at a full size desk did not amuse me.

One of my lot? & I'm not entirely single so please, there is no need.
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« Reply #30 on: 03 November 2011, 03:36 PM »

Just tell them you are, it is impossible to tell if a man has ever had sex other than if they are terrible.

Ha ha, you have become obsessed by my sexuality.
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« Reply #31 on: 03 November 2011, 03:39 PM »

Ha ha, you have become obsessed by my sexuality.

No, I think you'll find he is obsessed with your gender. He isn't obsessed with whether you prefer men or women.
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« Reply #32 on: 03 November 2011, 03:41 PM »

No, I think you'll find he is obsessed with your gender. He isn't obsessed with whether you prefer men or women.

But why does it matter? Say I was a bloke, what difference would it make to your life?

You're called Bob so I'm guessing you're a man, but if you suddenly said it's short for Bobbi and you were actually a woman it wouldn't make any difference to me.

From now on think of me as a bloke, it really doesn't matter to me.
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« Reply #33 on: 03 November 2011, 03:43 PM »

But why does it matter? Say I was a bloke, what difference would it make to your life?

You're called Bob so I'm guessing you're a man, but if you suddenly said it's short for Bobbi and you were actually a woman it wouldn't make any difference to me.

From now on think of me as a bloke, it really doesn't matter to me.

I don't think it does matter. It's Sharps who's obsessed with whether you are male or female, not me, I was only correcting a grammatical error.
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« Reply #34 on: 03 November 2011, 07:16 PM »

I really don't care if someone is pretending to be male or female - it's just a bit odd.
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« Reply #35 on: 03 November 2011, 07:17 PM »

I really don't care if someone is pretending to be male or female - it's just a bit odd.

My thoughts exactly.
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« Reply #36 on: 03 November 2011, 07:36 PM »

Mine too.
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« Reply #37 on: 03 November 2011, 10:13 PM »

I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty two. Is that a Burnden Aces record ? I decided to keep my powder dry until I found the right woman with nice jugs. It never did me any harm.
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« Reply #38 on: 04 November 2011, 01:22 AM »

I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty two. Is that a Burnden Aces record?

Record low or high? I'd say there will be a few on here who will never lose it.
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« Reply #39 on: 04 November 2011, 02:06 AM »

Record low or high? I'd say there will be a few on here who will never lose it.

Something you'd like to share with the class?
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« Reply #40 on: 05 November 2011, 01:35 AM »

Even Manny has his moments!  Grin
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« Reply #41 on: 06 November 2011, 12:48 AM »

Little bit confused is Natasha not a Women ? why would she be called Natasha and have a picture of a Women as her avatar ? Thats strange and sad if she, or should I say he is a Man. Also I think she/he heshe knows a lot about soccer and makes some good football comments. It would be a shame if her/his name and picture is a blag.

Very funny article.
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« Reply #42 on: 06 November 2011, 09:22 AM »

It would be a shame if her/his name and picture is a blag.

She's not really called Natasha but the picture is really her.
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« Reply #43 on: 11 December 2011, 05:57 PM »

There's a slightly odd picture of her with her latest article.



fascinating.
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« Reply #44 on: 11 December 2011, 06:42 PM »

There's a slightly odd picture of her with her latest article.



fascinating.

She is one seriously spooky looking woman. I'll bet when she was younger, dirty old men would give her big bags of toffees just to get her out of the car.
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« Reply #45 on: 11 December 2011, 11:25 PM »

She is one seriously spooky looking woman. I'll bet when she was younger, dirty old men would give her big bags of toffees just to get her out of the car.
Hehe!

She's actually paid someone for that face too. Dread to think what she looked like before. She reminds me of that freaky alien girl on the old Playstation adverts.

The woman is vile & spouts the most ridiculous nonsense.

This is a quote from another one of hers:

"Sport in school is the worst thing you can possibly inflict on children"

Really love? Its obviously close but I'd say perhaps abuse, beating & rape just edge it.

Can't stand her.
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