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« on: 03 November 2011, 01:00 PM »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2056875/Liz-Jones-baby-craving-drove-steal-husbands-sperm-ultimate-deception.html

Does anyone else get a distinct "Natasha Whittam" vibe from this article.

Nat i think someone else follows "your work"
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« Reply #1 on: 03 November 2011, 01:06 PM »

Why would anyone feel compelled to write such an article in the first place ?
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« Reply #2 on: 03 November 2011, 01:07 PM »

A) It's clearly not true; what woman takes the used condom off the guy and attempts to impregnante herself with it?

B) She gets paid.
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« Reply #3 on: 03 November 2011, 01:11 PM »

A) It's clearly not true; what woman takes the used condom off the guy and attempts to impregnante herself with it?

Why is it not true? Some women want impregnating. ITKFact.
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« Reply #4 on: 03 November 2011, 01:14 PM »

They might but you'd have to be unhinged IMO to take sperm out of a used condom as a method.
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« Reply #5 on: 03 November 2011, 01:15 PM »

A) It's clearly not true; what woman takes the used condom off the guy and attempts to impregnante herself with it?

Do you have a lot of experience with women LG?
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« Reply #6 on: 03 November 2011, 01:15 PM »

They might but you'd have to be unhinged IMO to take sperm out of a used condom as a method.

And you don't think women are unhinged?
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« Reply #7 on: 03 November 2011, 01:16 PM »

They might but you'd have to be unhinged IMO to take sperm out of a used condom as a method.

You really are a dick. I'm going to internet bully you from now on.
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« Reply #8 on: 03 November 2011, 01:17 PM »

You really are a dick. I'm going to internet bully you from now on.

Why? I think that's a bit odd. Just me though.
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« Reply #9 on: 03 November 2011, 01:21 PM »

Why? I think that's a bit odd. Just me though.

Wait until you're 40 and want a child. Women will go to extreme measures to get pregnant, they'll even go out with Dave.
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« Reply #10 on: 03 November 2011, 01:24 PM »

Wait until you're 40 and want a child. Women will go to extreme measures to get pregnant, they'll even go out with Dave.

Fair enough; that's their prerogative; but i'm still allowed to have an opinion on it, just as you have an opinion on everything.

not sure why it makes me a dick and a target for bullying.

 
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« Reply #11 on: 03 November 2011, 01:34 PM »

Wait until you're 40 and want a child. Women will go to extreme measures to get pregnant, they'll even go out with Dave.

That sounds like an offer to me.

Pm me.
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« Reply #12 on: 03 November 2011, 01:59 PM »

That sounds like an offer to me.

Pm me.

You are pushing your luck. I don't think Natasha has reached forty yet.
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« Reply #13 on: 03 November 2011, 02:09 PM »

Fair enough; that's their prerogative; but i'm still allowed to have an opinion on it, just as you have an opinion on everything.

not sure why it makes me a dick and a target for bullying.
 

Because you called desperate women unhinged. The pressure on women, particularly older women, to have a baby is ridiculous. When you're 32 the first question people ask is how many kids do you have. When you say none they look at you like you're a freak.

I realise your current quest is to lose your virginity, but one day you might be 40 and childless....see how you feel.
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« Reply #14 on: 03 November 2011, 02:38 PM »

I realise your current quest is to lose your virginity, but one day you might be 40 and childless....see how you feel.

In all honesty, I feel relieved now I'm too old for anyone to ask when I'm having one.
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« Reply #15 on: 03 November 2011, 02:39 PM »

Many aspects of that make me sick, especially the pictures.
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« Reply #16 on: 03 November 2011, 02:40 PM »

I'm too old
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« Reply #17 on: 03 November 2011, 02:41 PM »

This is a good bit.

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Because he wouldn’t give me what I wanted, I decided to steal it from him. I resolved to steal his sperm from him in the middle of the night. I thought it was my right, given that he was living with me and I had bought him many, many M&S ready meals.

And yes of course I'm still a Virgin at 27.

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This woman is an absolute idiot. Period.

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Once again she's managed to tar ALL women with HER personal opinions

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I don't really know how she thought the condom thing would work, as condoms are coated in spermicide

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I've said it before and I'll say it again. ..this woman is self-obsessed and deluded. She also seems very confused (and wrong!) about what being a feminist means.. She's strange....



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« Reply #18 on: 03 November 2011, 02:46 PM »


Here's some comments for a bit of debate:

I'm still a Virgin at 27.



I believe it.
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« Reply #19 on: 03 November 2011, 02:46 PM »

Feminists are just bitter old trouts who felt the force of there ex husbands before he fucked her off for somebody better.
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« Reply #20 on: 03 November 2011, 02:47 PM »

I believe it.

I'm not a virgin; but i don't see why virgins should be subjected to abuse.
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« Reply #21 on: 03 November 2011, 02:47 PM »

Sharps, I'm still in control of all my functions, including the remote.  Grin

It appears women want to have a fabulous life then at 39 decide they want to drop one and then start whining when they don't have a bloke or manage to get up the duff within a week, or their bloke doesnt share their desire for a sprog.

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« Reply #22 on: 03 November 2011, 02:50 PM »

I'm not a virgin; but i don't see why virgins should be subjected to abuse.


Virgins should be applauded. I wish I was a virgin for my wedding night.
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« Reply #23 on: 03 November 2011, 02:52 PM »

Sharps, I'm still in control of all my functions, including the remote.  Grin

It appears women want to have a fabulous life then at 39 decide they want to drop one and then start whining when they don't have a bloke or manage to get up the duff within a week, or their bloke doesnt share their desire for a sprog.



I am sure you have been 39 since I posted on here.
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« Reply #24 on: 03 November 2011, 02:53 PM »

Virgins should be applauded. I wish I was a virgin for my wedding night.

Just tell them you are, it is impossible to tell if a man has ever had sex other than if they are terrible.
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