What it is about the phrase 'teetotal Christian' that you consider heinous? They are not pejorative adjectives, they are factual.
It's not only adjectives that convey meaning you know, interpretation is rife these days. Possibly they aren't pejorative to you, perhaps to you they convey a disciplined personality who humbly considers his situation within the universe; but to me they betray a dull, puritan lifestyle and attitude that I consider uninspiring and tedious. I doubt the author of this piece mentioned them as statement of fact, but to convey an image. Part of the very carefully airbrushed and focus grouped image Owen Coyle has painted of himself since entering football management. The illusion is more important than the reality for Owen, he reminded me of Tony Blair upon his arrival, post Megson. New Bolton.
Reading this article just serves to show how big a gulf there is between the illusion created by a very media savvy Alastair Campbell disciple, and reality.