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« on: 16 October 2011, 12:17 PM » |
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Something I've noticed over recent weeks is how people seem to change personality as soon as the game kicks off.
They go from intelligent, well adjusted people to crazy mentalists who lose all sense of reality and think football is life and death.
It's not just a Bolton phenomenon, it seems to happen in every ground in the country. Patrice Evra went down injured in front of the kop yesterday and there were scousers foaming at the mouth, looking like they wanted to kill him. Literally kill him.
I was watching the Football League Show this morning and someone in League 2 scored, and as the player ran off to celebrate an opposition fan ran the width of the stand hurling abuse at him, a player he'd probably never even heard of.
Same thing happens at Bolton, Wayne Rooney or Frank Lampard come over to take a corner and there are men, women and children standing up and hurling insulting abuse at them for no other reason than they play for the opposition. Why?
Football fans are idiots.
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #1 on: 16 October 2011, 12:18 PM » |
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Guilty as charged.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #2 on: 16 October 2011, 12:19 PM » |
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Guilty as charged.
I wouldn't have had you down as a mentalist DP. |
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #3 on: 16 October 2011, 12:23 PM » |
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I wouldn't have had you down as a mentalist DP.
Well, not really in the realms of mentalist, but I have been known to lose rational thought whilst at the match. I'm actually calmer when I turn up a bit pissed. |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #4 on: 16 October 2011, 12:55 PM » |
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It isn't normal to behave normal at the football.
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Dunkels King
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« Reply #5 on: 16 October 2011, 01:12 PM » |
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Same thing happens at Bolton, Wayne Rooney or Frank Lampard come over to take a corner and there are men, women and children standing up and hurling insulting abuse at them for no other reason than they play for the opposition. Why?
Football fans are idiots.
Are we supposed to applaud Rooney and Fat Frank ? The first one plays for the Scum, and has a history of scoring against us, and being a cock whilst playing for the England. The second one has a history of scoring against us and is, well, Fat Frank. |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #6 on: 16 October 2011, 01:19 PM » |
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Fat Frank.
I saw our very own Fat Frank at Wigan yesterday. Top off, mohawk wig and shít faced as usual. He is a proper mentalist. |
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« Reply #7 on: 16 October 2011, 01:20 PM » |
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Yes I am, sometimes I wonder if it is excitement or premium larger. I thought most Bolton fans and football fans in general hated Man Utd fans, Players,Manager, Devon Reds etc.IMO they irritate the balls of me and yes cause me to foam at the mouth.Is it passion? it happens at cricket as well.
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #8 on: 16 October 2011, 01:24 PM » |
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I saw our very own Fat Frank at Wigan yesterday. Top off, mohawk wig and shít faced as usual.
He is a proper mentalist. simpleton
I've corrected it for you. |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #9 on: 16 October 2011, 01:27 PM » |
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I've corrected it for you.
He deserves some credit for his behaviour yesterday. He managed not to fall down the steps head first. |
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wanderlust
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« Reply #10 on: 16 October 2011, 01:49 PM » |
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"Mentalism is a performing art in which its practitioners, known as mentalists, appear to demonstrate highly developed mental or intuitive abilities. Performances may appear to include telepathy, clairvoyance, divination, precognition, psychokinesis, mediumship, mind control, memory feats and rapid mathematics. Hypnosis may also be used as a stage tool. Mentalists are sometimes referred to as Psychic entertainers."
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #11 on: 16 October 2011, 02:07 PM » |
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I take it you've never seen Alan Partridge then, Wanderlust.
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« Reply #12 on: 16 October 2011, 09:31 PM » |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV8tciBFpCI"no way you big spastic, you're a mentalist!" -when aired in repeats it was changed to "no way, you're a mentalist." Is that really needed? Editing stuff out so an adult audience watching an adults program can't watch it the way it was intended?
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #13 on: 16 October 2011, 10:07 PM » |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV8tciBFpCI"no way you big spastic, you're a mentalist!" -when aired in repeats it was changed to "no way, you're a mentalist." Is that really needed? Editing stuff out so an adult audience watching an adults program can't watch it the way it was intended? No, and it gets right on my nerves. PC wánkers. |
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Squidgy
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« Reply #14 on: 16 October 2011, 10:08 PM » |
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I'm a mini mentalist.
It's all about blowing off steam and shouting abuse at the opposing fans can be very cathartic.
I'd never dream of shouting across the street and calling someone a fat inbred cunnt in the street, but I find that perfectly acceptable at the match.
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #15 on: 17 October 2011, 11:35 AM » |
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I'd never dream of shouting across the street and calling someone a fat inbred cunnt in the street, but I find that perfectly acceptable at the match.
Got it in one. It's called being a soft bastard. You know whoever you're abusing can't get to you to give you a good kicking. I suspect if you ever met Wayne Rooney you'd kiss his ring. |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #16 on: 17 October 2011, 11:40 AM » |
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It's best to say nothing and key their cars later on.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #17 on: 17 October 2011, 11:44 AM » |
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It's best to say nothing and key their cars later on.
Exactly. Why would anyone want to risk having their face kicked in? |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #18 on: 17 October 2011, 11:47 AM » |
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Some people enjoy confrontation with people they don't like.
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« Reply #19 on: 17 October 2011, 12:21 PM » |
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Got it in one. It's called being a soft bastard. You know whoever you're abusing can't get to you to give you a good kicking.
I suspect if you ever met Wayne Rooney you'd kiss his ring.
AKA Shitbag. Just like probably 90% of Joe Public. But not me. Hard as nails... |
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If at first you don't succeed, use rohypnol.
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Squidgy
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« Reply #20 on: 17 October 2011, 09:27 PM » |
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Got it in one. It's called being a soft bastard. You know whoever you're abusing can't get to you to give you a good kicking.
I'm a lover, not a fighter. I just happen to be a noisy lover when I'm at the match. |
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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tomr
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« Reply #21 on: 18 October 2011, 04:40 PM » |
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The thing that turns me into a raving mentalist at the game is opposition players diving and feigning injury,that really gets my goat.
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #22 on: 20 October 2011, 09:44 AM » |
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If we lose then fair enough, I can ussually take it on the chin but if we are proper awful and let ourselves down then I really do lose it sometimes.
I went into proper melt down at Wembley.
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« Reply #23 on: 20 October 2011, 04:52 PM » |
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I am pretty deranged at the football. I have been hobbling around since the Wigan game, I sprained my knee jumping up and down like a bell end.
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« Reply #24 on: 20 October 2011, 07:52 PM » |
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Just out of curiosity, how big is your hat exactly ? I have a Sombrero and that has got a fair wingspan on it.
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