I will, thank you. He likes a chuckle my dad. I bet he thinks of more rubbish performances than your 0-0, but we,ll see.
Well good luck with that. I can think of dozens of shÃte performances but didn't want to state the obvious. 0-0 or not, it was a shite performance, that's why I mentioned it. Sorry if there was a set list of matches I could only mention.
Anyway, prison wardens are just coppers that couldn't make it, just like traffic wardens. Bet your dads a bit simple. I used to prey on wardens when I was inside.