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« on: 28 September 2011, 09:48 AM » |
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I've had enough. Bolton get shíte on every week, ex-girlfriends stalk me, women from the internet want to have my babies, staff at work moan all the time, fat city supporters won't do as they're told, drugs aren't as good as they used to be, petrol is a fúcking rip off and I'm probably going to get sent to jail soon. I think I'm having an internet breakdown.
Can anyone save me?
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Mr Magoo
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« Reply #1 on: 28 September 2011, 10:07 AM » |
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Wake up you silly twat, your having a nightmare.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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Le God
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« Reply #2 on: 28 September 2011, 10:08 AM » |
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i recommend drugs.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #3 on: 28 September 2011, 10:10 AM » |
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I've just punched myself in the face.
It hurt. I think I'm already awake.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #4 on: 28 September 2011, 10:10 AM » |
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i recommend drugs.
Prescription or Class A's? |
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Le God
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« Reply #5 on: 28 September 2011, 10:13 AM » |
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Prescription or Class A's?
I'd start with a bit of the chronic. It's a gateway drug... work your way up to crack and heroin. |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #6 on: 28 September 2011, 10:17 AM » |
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I had cannabis psychosis a couple years ago. I'm best staying off it I think.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #7 on: 28 September 2011, 03:23 PM » |
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women from the internet want to have my babies PMs are supposed to be private. |
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #8 on: 28 September 2011, 03:32 PM » |
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PMs are supposed to be private.
I can't control what secrets I reveal when I'm having an internet breakdown. |
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« Reply #9 on: 28 September 2011, 04:22 PM » |
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Is this for real? And why are you going to jail? A> It's about time. B> Have you been before?
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #10 on: 28 September 2011, 04:27 PM » |
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Yes this is a real internet breakdown. Would I lie?
People who are ITK know why I'm going to jail.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #12 on: 28 September 2011, 09:55 PM » |
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Hopefully I'm not suffering from the same problems that they did.
I probably am though.
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Martinbwfc
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« Reply #13 on: 29 September 2011, 01:28 AM » |
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Move to the Dominican Republic, I am certain you will find life is so chilled out, and the women don't even charge you, which will save you a few bob, and we get most Bolton games on tv.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression, so just give the twat a good shoeing, he'll respect you.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #14 on: 29 September 2011, 08:26 AM » |
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the women don't even charge you, which will save you a few bob
You've got me mixed up with that dirty pervert Rivals Refugee. I don't have to pay. You two would probably get on well. |
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