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« on: 27 September 2011, 06:26 PM » |
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50 years ago men went to work, women stayed at home and did the washing up etc. There were plenty of jobs around as only 50% of those of working age had to work as the other 50% were women. Houses were cheap, one income was enough for a whole family and your tea would be on the table when you got home. Men could go to the pub or the football without being harassed by women or your wife and there was no such thing as a mobile phone so, if you were out, you would speak to your wife when you got home - not on text every two minutes.
Then women started going out to work. Now there are not enough jobs to go around and an average household (assuming both have jobs) has double the income coming in. House prices go up. Wives don't make your tea on time and they think we should share the washing up.
Have women broken the world? If all women were banned from work there would be a job available for every man. We would control the women and own the houses. We would have the money and drive the car, like real men. Women would have time to stay at home, iron our stuff and do exercise before making our tea ready for our return. All households would have one income, prices would go down - enjoyment would go up. I just can't see a downside!
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« Reply #1 on: 27 September 2011, 06:37 PM » |
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I have to agree, women should stay at home, And the bedroom.
Also they should dress up slutty in the bedroom twice a week.
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« Reply #2 on: 27 September 2011, 06:39 PM » |
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I have to agree, women should stay at home, And the bedroom.
Also they should dress up slutty in the bedroom twice a week.
Only twice? Do you mean twice per day? |
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« Reply #3 on: 27 September 2011, 06:40 PM » |
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Only twice? Do you mean twice per day?
No I have a few houses to visit in one day.  |
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« Reply #4 on: 27 September 2011, 06:57 PM » |
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50 years ago men went to work, women stayed at home and did the washing up etc. There were plenty of jobs around as only 50% of those of working age had to work as the other 50% were women. Houses were cheap, one income was enough for a whole family and your tea would be on the table when you got home. Men could go to the pub or the football without being harassed by women or your wife and there was no such thing as a mobile phone so, if you were out, you would speak to your wife when you got home - not on text every two minutes.
Then women started going out to work. Now there are not enough jobs to go around and an average household (assuming both have jobs) has double the income coming in. House prices go up. Wives don't make your tea on time and they think we should share the washing up.
Have women broken the world? If all women were banned from work there would be a job available for every man. We would control the women and own the houses. We would have the money and drive the car, like real men. Women would have time to stay at home, iron our stuff and do exercise before making our tea ready for our return. All households would have one income, prices would go down - enjoyment would go up. I just can't see a downside!
Only thing we have ever agreed on, they should not be allowed to vote either. |
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« Reply #5 on: 27 September 2011, 06:58 PM » |
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jayjay didn't write that. ITKFact.
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« Reply #6 on: 27 September 2011, 07:19 PM » |
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jayjay didn't write that. ITKFact.
Another Dave exclusive! ITKFact. |
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jayjay23
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« Reply #7 on: 27 September 2011, 09:09 PM » |
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jayjay didn't write that. ITKFact.
Think Sharps hacked me! ? |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #8 on: 27 September 2011, 09:25 PM » |
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I wish he would hack you.
Hack you up into little pieces with a machete.
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« Reply #9 on: 27 September 2011, 09:34 PM » |
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What do bullet proof vests and fire escapes have in common ?
They were both invented by women.
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Squidgy
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« Reply #10 on: 27 September 2011, 10:01 PM » |
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I find a lot of women in the workplace a complete nightmare.
They tend to make personal issues where most men would normally not give a fúck and get on with the task in hand. And don't even get me on women in managerial positions.
Not sure if they broke the world, but they certainly micro fúcked up bits of it.
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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« Reply #11 on: 27 September 2011, 10:34 PM » |
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I'm sure that Miss Whittam will have something to say on this matter...
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Squidgy
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« Reply #12 on: 28 September 2011, 12:31 AM » |
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I'm sure that Miss Whittam will have something to say on this matter...
She'd argue with a signpost, of course she will...... |
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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« Reply #13 on: 28 September 2011, 04:04 PM » |
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So far no comment from Natasha.
It's not meant to be too serious a post but Squidgy has a point about making issues out of tiny things where men would just get on with stuff. You only have to watch The Real housewives of where ever or TOWIE to see that in action. (I don't watch them but I see them in the background while the woman watches!)
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« Reply #14 on: 28 September 2011, 04:12 PM » |
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Your Mam watches some shíte on telly.
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