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http://www.sabotagetimes.com/life/hail-to-the-cleavage/Some good points very well made. Who am I kidding? Great slide show mind, probably not one for work PCs though 
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« Reply #3 on: 27 January 2012, 09:42 PM » |
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« Reply #4 on: 28 January 2012, 01:12 PM » |
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« Reply #5 on: 28 January 2012, 11:38 PM » |
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 I daren't click past the headline of this story... Seriously though, that headline isn't particularly punny, witty or clever...it just reads as quite literal! |
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« Reply #6 on: 29 January 2012, 12:14 AM » |
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I daren't click past the headline of this story... Seriously though, that headline isn't particularly punny, witty or clever...it just reads as quite literal! Surely that's a foursome! |
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« Reply #7 on: 29 January 2012, 09:45 AM » |
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Surely that's a foursome!
Clearly an expert in what the difference is between a 3some and a 4some. |
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« Reply #8 on: 29 January 2012, 10:39 AM » |
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In some quarters of America, NASA is most commonly known for being the North American Swingers Association... |
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« Reply #10 on: 30 January 2012, 01:13 AM » |
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Clearly an expert in what the difference is between a 3some and a 4some.
I've outed myself, haven't I! |
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« Reply #12 on: 07 February 2012, 11:02 AM » |
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Bleh. Glad I can't make out the text.
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« Reply #13 on: 07 February 2012, 02:14 PM » |
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Residents of Blackburn by any chance?
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« Reply #14 on: 07 February 2012, 03:29 PM » |
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Bleh. Glad I can't make out the text.
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« Reply #15 on: 07 February 2012, 04:45 PM » |
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I'm not a girl, but I certainly couldn't imagine going down on my old mum.
That's some pretty sick shít.
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« Reply #16 on: 07 February 2012, 08:42 PM » |
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Meaning you tried and failed :p
In fairness you're right. I guess it is morbidly fascinating. Not the getting it on part, but how someone can justify a sexual relationship with a parent. If I could have read it I probably would have done so, but I'd have been a bit disgusted by it I reckon. |
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If you wanted any more evidence that Liverpool fans are off their heads - that cat that ran on the pitch at Anfield now has 20,000+ followers on Twitter, more followers than their 20million signing Stuart Downing. http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/16164797The cat also had more shots on target than Andy Carroll and was described as "not quite as mangy looking" by the LFC womens supporters club*  *I made that bit up. |
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« Reply #18 on: 08 February 2012, 06:04 AM » |
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In fairness you're right. I guess it is morbidly fascinating. Not the getting it on part, but how someone can justify a sexual relationship with a parent. If I could have read it I probably would have done so, but I'd have been a bit disgusted by it I reckon.
It's human nature. The grotesque holds a fascination for people. It's actually not uncommon for reunited siblings/offspring etc to engage in sexual relationships. It's common enough to be able to say examples are 'text book', at least. People are strange. |
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« Reply #19 on: 08 February 2012, 03:08 PM » |
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It's actually not uncommon for reunited siblings/offspring etc to engage in sexual relationships. It's common enough to be able to say examples are 'text book', at least.
Sorry, I have to say, this made me think of the big reunion at the end of Surprise Surprise with Cilla Black, and whether the incest began in the green room afterwards, or they waited until they got home. |
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« Reply #20 on: 08 February 2012, 05:37 PM » |
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Sorry, I have to say, this made me think of the big reunion at the end of Surprise Surprise with Cilla Black, and whether the incest began in the green room afterwards, or they waited until they got home.
What happens in the green room...... |
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« Reply #22 on: 13 February 2012, 03:10 PM » |
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Russell Howard's most popular TV show is similar to Harry Hill's TV Burp. He just shows clips from TV shows or YouTube that we've all seen before and thinks he's a genius for unearthing them.
On other shows, such as Mock The Week, where the comedians have to come up with their own jokes at short notice, he spends the majority of the show sat in silence. Very poor excuse for a comedian.
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« Reply #23 on: 13 February 2012, 05:44 PM » |
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« Reply #24 on: 13 February 2012, 08:01 PM » |
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This is why you don't see Peter Kay on panel shows. He has co-written a situation comedy with two other people, and he has co-written a couple of stand up routines, and that's it. I saw him on Parkinson a few years ago, he kept trying to fit lines from his stand up routine into the interview.
He's not a comedy genius like Bob Monkhouse or Les Dawson were. He's not ever sharp like Paul Merton. He's shít.
EDIT - WHY DOES THIS FORUM ALWAYS PUBLISH THE WORD SHITE INSTEAD OF S H I T???
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