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Mr Magoo
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« on: 21 September 2011, 08:51 PM »

It's finally being repainted. Grin Cool Grin#




Oy Dave are you coming to Devon as ships mate.
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« Reply #1 on: 21 September 2011, 08:54 PM »

Good name.

Can I borrow your boat then?

It'd be perfect for some smuggling.
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« Reply #2 on: 21 September 2011, 08:56 PM »

What do you want to smuggle.
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« Reply #3 on: 21 September 2011, 08:57 PM »


Women. They're cheaper abroad and we could sell them for a decent profit to Illusions.

Or drugs.
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« Reply #4 on: 21 September 2011, 09:00 PM »

Let's stick with the women, And where are we going for said you lady's.
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« Reply #5 on: 21 September 2011, 09:04 PM »

We could have a quick trip over to Calais. Loads of illegal immigrants hang around there desperate to get over here. We tell them a few lies about how we'll get them proper jobs here and then take whatever money they have.

Once we get them over here I'll drive them up to Bolton and then let my contact at Illusions take care of them.

Jobs a good'n and we'll have made a tidy profit.
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« Reply #6 on: 21 September 2011, 09:10 PM »

I know this place in Spain......
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« Reply #7 on: 21 September 2011, 09:31 PM »

I know this place in Spain......

We don't want to pay for them.
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« Reply #8 on: 21 September 2011, 09:32 PM »

By the way
You have a very nice         




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« Reply #9 on: 21 September 2011, 09:36 PM »

WTF is a Skiff ??
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« Reply #10 on: 21 September 2011, 10:02 PM »

I'm looking for a job painting boats and stuff so i can sit outside and that.

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« Reply #11 on: 21 September 2011, 10:04 PM »

Nice little boat Mr Magoo. Where do you go in it?
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« Reply #12 on: 21 September 2011, 10:08 PM »

Nice little boat Mr Magoo. Where do you go in it?

It is a nice 21 ft sea cruiser, I live in North Devon, a mile away from the sea.
Lundy is a nice place to go fishing.
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« Reply #13 on: 21 September 2011, 10:09 PM »

It is a nice 21 ft sea cruiser, I live in North Devon, a mile away from the sea.
Lundy is a nice place to go fishing.
Do you ever catch crabs?
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« Reply #14 on: 21 September 2011, 10:11 PM »

Do you ever catch crabs?

Na just pull up other people's pot's (crab's, lobster ) lovely.
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« Reply #15 on: 21 September 2011, 10:13 PM »

That's not a boat, it's a dinghy.
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« Reply #16 on: 21 September 2011, 10:14 PM »

Lets see some pics of yours then
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« Reply #17 on: 21 September 2011, 10:16 PM »



Here's mine; girl wouldn't move for the photo.
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« Reply #18 on: 21 September 2011, 10:17 PM »

A boat like that the girl come included
Is this nats boat?
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« Reply #19 on: 21 September 2011, 10:22 PM »

Lets see some pics of yours then

I don't have a boat, I'm not a boat sort of person. I prefer shoes.

Having said that, I've popped bigger boats than Magoo's.
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« Reply #20 on: 21 September 2011, 10:23 PM »

I don't have a boat, I'm not a boat sort of person. I prefer shoes.

Having said that, I've popped bigger boats than Magoo's.
Perhaps you may want to look at some of the past treads then like stay fit healthy diet and such
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« Reply #21 on: 21 September 2011, 10:25 PM »

Nice one Magoo!

Shouldn’t you have painted the bottom Navy though instead of Sky blue and have a picture of an elephant and castle on it somewhere?

 Grin
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« Reply #22 on: 21 September 2011, 10:27 PM »

I don't have a boat, I'm not a boat sort of person. I prefer shoes.

Having said that, I've popped bigger boats than Magoo's.

Your always welcome to come with me & Dave for a little ride.
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« Reply #23 on: 21 September 2011, 10:28 PM »

Perhaps you may want to look at some of the past treads then like stay fit healthy diet and such

If Magoo wants to do an Amos and post stuff about his private life it's my duty to take the piss.

However, I am considering starting a thread about shoes.
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« Reply #24 on: 21 September 2011, 10:29 PM »

The only reason i posted a pic, Is its name, the Wanderer.
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