Would You......

[tomr]

Well i went to Amsterdam when i was 18 and i banged 2 pros.

If i was 18 again and single i would do it again.

The 1st one i did was nerve racking to say the least...The 2nd i was hammered and high as a kite on mushrooms.

They cost 50 euro each which worked out about £35 at the time...not bad value really

I dont know if the wife knows i nobbed afew pros but she knows i went to amsterdam before i met her and that i was a rum turkey in my youth,so she probably has her suspisions.

And no i neither muff dived or fingered either of them,they pop a jonny on you and a bit of lube on them selves...

Make of that what you will.....

[DaveBWFC]

So you wouldn't pay to give them oral?

What do you reckon to people doing that?

[tomr]

Bit manky really aint it, not my thing but it takes all kinds i suppose

[DaveBWFC]

Bit manky really aint it

It's more than a bit manky. It's very very manky imo.

[texan dave II]

I just dont believe Tom and I are the only ones to visit a house of ill-repute
Come on then own up to it

[DaveBWFC]

Rivals Refugee has chosen not to comment in this thread for some reason.

Wonder why?

[texan dave II]

I would have guessed several on here including the mods may have had a word or two on this topic

[DaveBWFC]

Are you saying Sluffy and Danny visit brothels?

[texan dave II]

Are you saying Sluffy and Danny visit brothels?

No never
But I bet there are a few more on here
I dont want to call anybody out but I bet Martin is in the club

[DaveBWFC]

Martin is definitely a wrong'n.

Worse than you and tomr.

I can't say any more than that though due to the threat of legal action from him.

[Le God]

No way... no way.

I wouldn't use a whore but if i was forced at gun point the last thing i'd do is lick them out.

[DaveBWFC]

It looks like this is one subject everyone on Burnden Aces agrees on.

Except Rivals Refugee.

[Sluffy]

Are you saying Sluffy and Danny visit brothels?

 

Don't know about Danny but I think I would rather be celibate than use the services of a prostitute.

I guess it depends on what you are looking for and how highly sexed you are if you do use their services though?

I used to see the pro's when I fist started drinking at the Trotters (near Shiffnall Street) many, many years back, I've done the red light district in Amsterdam and recently on my holiday an obvious 'hooker' complimented my teenage daughter on her 'outfit', whilst we were all in the lift together (going down as it happens - no pun intended!) - so I've had the opportunity over the years if I was that way inclined.

I suppose if you were looking for no strings attached sex, then spending your money on a courtesan would be a lot surer thing  (and probably cheaper!), than wining and dining non prostitutes but for me cold hearted lovemaking is something I wouldn’t want.

Anyway, we only have a post that someone has gone with a lady of the night and done what they said they did – and we all know everything said on a forum is the absolute truth and not a wind up don’t we?

[ReebokTrotter]

Exactly. Some of these folk today see the whole thing of sleeping with women as nothing more than a business transaction. I want intellectual stimulation and proper foreplay before I can rise to the occasion. Of course, it doesn't help if you are extremely ugly but if I can borrow Magoo's boat it might just do the trick.

[Mr Magoo]

Exactly. Some of these folk today see the whole thing of sleeping with women as nothing more than a business transaction. I want intellectual stimulation and proper foreplay before I can rise to the occasion. Of course, it doesn't help if you are extremely ugly but if I can borrow Magoo's boat it might just do the trick.

Any time RT

[ReebokTrotter]

So you wouldn't pay to give them oral?

What do you reckon to people doing that?

I once met a pro and took her in some woods for a bit of hanky panky. It was pitch black and after a while I said to her, ' I wish I had brought a torch.'  She replied, ' So do I, you have been licking that slug on the grass for the last ten minutes.'

[tomr]

Well i thought there would be a few more on here who have been with a pro....

I personally dont see a problem with it, i wouldnt go with the smack rats of shiffers but them in amstredam where bang tidy.

I dont see the diffrence between having a one night stand and handing a few quid out after you have finished.With the latter you are just cutting out half the bull shíte.

[DaveBWFC]

The difference is a pro in Amsterdam will have shagged 20 punters in the few hours before you had a go.

A one night stand probably won't have had 20 different dícks in her that day. Perhaps one or two though.

[ReebokTrotter]

 I once got propositioned by a big fat prostitute in Magaluf.  I said to her, ' Jesus your'e a big lass aren't you ?' With a tear in her eye she said, ' Tell me something I don't know.'  So I said, ' Salad tastes nice.'

On another occasion I was driving along Ventura Highway when I was flagged down by a pro. She said, ' Give me twelve inches and make me bleed.' So I hit her with my wheel brace and broke her nose.