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« on: 16 September 2011, 08:40 PM »

I seem to remember September was a month when I'd see some massive spiders in the house and just earlier I saw the biggest spider I've ever seen. It got dealt with Compton style.
Is it just my house that gets these big bastard spiders this time of year or do you see them too?
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« Reply #1 on: 16 September 2011, 08:43 PM »

Funny you should ask that question. I've just been for a piss and there was a massive spider in the bathroom.
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« Reply #2 on: 16 September 2011, 08:45 PM »

I've seen a couple. Apparently, daddy long legs are the most poisonous spider in the world. They just don't know how to use it.
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« Reply #3 on: 16 September 2011, 08:57 PM »

Sitting quite happily on Wed evening watching the TV when out of the corner of my eye I thought I seen a mouse running across the living room floor. Turned out it was a massive bloody spider. It very quickly became best mates with the sole of my slipper and the crunch it made turned my tummy. They are getting bigger and I dont like it one little bit  Angry
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« Reply #4 on: 16 September 2011, 09:01 PM »

I get scorpions not all that big but much worse
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« Reply #5 on: 16 September 2011, 09:03 PM »

You are right they do seem to get bigger and bigger. I don't remember 15 years ago seeing big spiders like what I see these days. They'll be the size of people in 20 years time.
They are horrible things, I don't like it one bit either.
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« Reply #6 on: 16 September 2011, 09:03 PM »

I get scorpions not all that big but much worse


Jesus - where do you see them? How do you get rid of them?
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« Reply #7 on: 16 September 2011, 09:04 PM »

15 years ago you were smaller and a little closer to them
they are not getting any larger
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« Reply #8 on: 16 September 2011, 09:07 PM »

Jesus - where do you see them? How do you get rid of them?
Normally in the bath or laundry
Got stung by one in bed one night it hurts a little
You can not get rid of them no spray will keep them away
Only get a few one a month or so
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« Reply #9 on: 16 September 2011, 10:44 PM »

Seen some large Spiders, they don't bother me.

Seen something yesterday not seen in a very long time, a Elephant Caterpillar.

http://www.about-rivington.co.uk/acatalog/elephant-hawk-moth-caterpillar.jpg




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« Reply #10 on: 17 September 2011, 12:00 AM »

Just caught one mahoosive frigger, it's currently trapped under a glass and knockin the fcuk out of it!
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« Reply #11 on: 17 September 2011, 12:13 AM »

I've seen a couple. Apparently, daddy long legs are the most poisonous spider in the world. They just don't know how to use it.

Dave's the biggest Dick in the world but he doesn't know how to use it.

Erm..
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« Reply #12 on: 17 September 2011, 12:14 AM »

Caught 3 big bar stewards under pint glasses. They would barely fit in. I have seen loads of big spiders over the yeas but this years seem so much bigger. Big fat bodies on them too.

Next one I catch I'm taking his mug shot.
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« Reply #13 on: 17 September 2011, 12:30 AM »

It has something to do with the temperature being quite mild and it pissing it down constantly, makes it perfect conditions for them.  We keep getting them in the house and the fuckers get dealt with.
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« Reply #14 on: 17 September 2011, 08:01 PM »

We have had loads all bigger than usual.Theyre freaky fuckers arent they
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