What qualifications do you have ?

[ReebokTrotter]

At school my favourite lesson was P.E. due to the fact I had the biggest todger. I used to love strolling around the changing room naked, flicking the weaker kids with the tip of my towel whilst pointing and laughing at their little knobs..................................................Looking back, I think that's why I was sacked.

[Dunkels King]

BTEC HND Aerospace Studies - Avionics
EASA Part 66 Licence
FAA A & P Licence
ATA 104 Level 3 Airbus A318/19/20/21 (V2500/CFM56)
ATA 104 Level 3 Boeing 737-2/3/4/5/6/7/8/900 (JT8D/CFM56)
ATA 104 Level 3 Boeing 747-400 (RB211)
ATA 104 Level 3 Boeing 757 (PW2000/RB211)
ATA 104 Level 3 Boeing 767 (CF6/PW4000/RB211)
ATA 104 Level 3 Boeing 777 (GE90)

All that to sit behind a desk shouting at Germans all day.

Oh, and 8 O' levels from when I went to Bolton County Grammar.

[traf]

I'd love a job that involved shouting at Germans all day.

I can speak fluent German and I'm great at shouting.

Any vacancies?

[DaveBWFC]

I'm ace at German....

Zwei weltkriege und eine weltcups

funf eins funf eins funf eins funf eins

[Jamster26]

Guten Tag. 

[DaveBWFC]

Ich bin eine wixer.

[jayjay23]

BTEC HND Aerospace Studies - Avionics
EASA Part 66 Licence
FAA A & P Licence
ATA 104 Level 3 Airbus A318/19/20/21 (V2500/CFM56)
ATA 104 Level 3 Boeing 737-2/3/4/5/6/7/8/900 (JT8D/CFM56)
ATA 104 Level 3 Boeing 747-400 (RB211)
ATA 104 Level 3 Boeing 757 (PW2000/RB211)
ATA 104 Level 3 Boeing 767 (CF6/PW4000/RB211)
ATA 104 Level 3 Boeing 777 (GE90)

All that to sit behind a desk shouting at Germans all day.

Oh, and 8 O' levels from when I went to Bolton County Grammar.

Did you sign up to list your qualifications?
I have more or less the same set from flight sim.

[ReebokTrotter]

Did you sign up to list your qualifications?
I have more or less the same set from flight sim.

 

[Dunkels King]

Did you sign up to list your qualifications?
I have more or less the same set from flight sim.

Don't think you can be an Aircraft Engineer in Flight Sim mate :-)

Shouting at Germans is not all it's cracked up to be. They are lazier than Scousers, and whinge more aswell. no suprise they lost the wars. They have absolutely no common sense.