Bogdan - untested
He had a run last year, despite considering 4 goals away at Arsenal he wasn't exactly a liability during his spell.
Ricketts - good as back up
Boyata - loan, gone soon
He's here for the season, how is that soon?
Robinson - slow, last season
What he lacks in mobility he has made up in positioning, made some great tackles during the Liverpool match.
Alonso - wannabe winger, no good, going to prison
If he was going to prison he would have gone by now, not that I agree with drink drivers getting away with it but the woman was killed in May. He was arrested at the time but has now been freed, as far as I know no court case is pending so god knows what went on there.
Cahill - going in Jan probably
Yes and hopefully we'll get some cash to reinvest into the squad.
Wheater - Ugly as sin, not great
What the on earth has looks got to do with football? Campo is as about as attractive as a donkeys behind yet no one complained about it at the time. When he's had games with us Wheater has looked fairly solid, I don't think I'm the only one who doesn't understand why he still on the bench.
Lee - out for season
Yes and then he'll be back when most of our loanee's go back
Eagles - past it/useless
Let's not forget that he's given some tidy crosses, looked well good against QPR but admittedly has been found wanting against the big boys. But like someone else mentioned 25 is far from passed it.
Kakuta - loan, back to Chelsea
Yes he’s only here until Jan but having him is better than having no player at all.
Petrov - old, cant defend, final season
Yes he’s poor at tracking back but 32 isn’t old these days but he is our best left winger and like Eagles has been known to put in some tidy crosses now and again.
Gardner - perma injury, old
Attach Keegan style insult. Sadly Bibi isn't what he use to be but he is reliable when fit.
Mavies - sporadic
Holden - possibly injury prone
He's had two injuries both caused by freak tackles, De Jong while playing for the US and then by Jonny Evans the DMB. Hardly prone more unlucky.
Davis - possibly dead
Now that is injury prone, I bet most of our fans forget that he’s one of our players.
NRC - Villa couldn't wait to get rid, he has not impressed me yet
Villa offered him a new contract, how's that getting rid? He looked good against QPR and has consistently been one of our better midfielders, not bad for a Bosman. He can't singlehandedly beat Man U, Man City and Liverpool on his own though and who'd expect him?
Muamba - Couldnt hit a barn door, cant pass
Thank god Loftus Road isn't a farm then. But he's right Muamba's flaws are all to see.
Davies - past it, final season
At this stage of his career he's bound to have one good game to every bad game. Part of this is his age, the other part is that he gets targeted by reffs due to mind games, hence Big Nose. But it is time to try and wean us off our reliance on him.
Ngog - newbie, anything could happen yet
Blake - past it, only got one leg
He's probably our best free kick taker mind, not a bad option to come off the bench. That said he shouldn't start any matches.
Tuncay - loan, going back soon
It's obvious that he has no future at Wolfsburg so there's no major reason why we won't tie up a deal for him at the end of the year.
Klasnic - goal machine but not really one who should be first eleven
Why are people still judging him on his lack of kidney?
We're fooked!
We're not, no need to go all John Laurie on us