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« on: 22 August 2011, 12:18 PM »

I really cannot be arsed today and I have only been in work 20 minutes, somebody kill me now.
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« Reply #1 on: 22 August 2011, 12:18 PM »

Where are you?

I'll be there in a few hours.
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« Reply #2 on: 22 August 2011, 12:20 PM »

Where are you?

I'll be there in a few hours.

Not on your best day could you harm me.
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« Reply #3 on: 22 August 2011, 12:22 PM »

I almost started a thread about Mondays being shíte earlier.

Worst day of the week. Especially after drinking on a Sunday.
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« Reply #4 on: 22 August 2011, 12:23 PM »

Not on your best day could you harm me.

LOL

no but i could call you gay from behind a computer screen.
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« Reply #5 on: 22 August 2011, 12:27 PM »

LOL

no but i could call you gay from behind a computer screen.

Feel free LOL.
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« Reply #6 on: 22 August 2011, 12:29 PM »

Sharps, are you a tough guy?
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #7 on: 22 August 2011, 12:30 PM »

Sharps, are you a tough guy?

I nerver said such a thing.
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« Reply #8 on: 22 August 2011, 12:32 PM »

I nerver said such a thing.

It was a question, do you consider yourself a tough guy.
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« Reply #9 on: 22 August 2011, 12:34 PM »

It was a question, do you consider yourself a tough guy.

Not at all.
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« Reply #10 on: 22 August 2011, 12:35 PM »

Not at all.

So why threaten people? For all you know Le God could be a black belt at karate, and it wouldn't be difficult to track you down seeing as Barry has outed your real name and place of work.
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« Reply #11 on: 22 August 2011, 12:38 PM »

So why threaten people? For all you know Le God could be a black belt at karate, and it wouldn't be difficult to track you down seeing as Barry has outed your real name and place of work.

Who did I threaten exactly?
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« Reply #12 on: 22 August 2011, 12:41 PM »

The only person who has issued a threat and made a homophobic comment in this thread is Le God.

As usual.
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« Reply #13 on: 22 August 2011, 12:46 PM »

The only person who has issued a threat and made a homophobic comment in this thread is Le God.

As usual.

Thank you David, a gentleman as always.  I think she is getting menstral because Amos spurned her advances.
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« Reply #14 on: 22 August 2011, 12:52 PM »

Poor Natasha. Plenty more fish in the sea.

If I didn't already have an internet girlfriend I'd take pity on you and let you email me.
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« Reply #15 on: 22 August 2011, 12:53 PM »

Poor Natasha. Plenty more fish in the sea.

If I didn't already have an internet girlfriend I'd take pity on you and let you email me.

Have you cyber sexed her in the arse yet?
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« Reply #16 on: 22 August 2011, 12:57 PM »

Have you cyber sexed her in the arse yet?

We've gone further than that. It's getting quite serious.

I've done her up the bum over the phone.
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« Reply #17 on: 22 August 2011, 01:03 PM »

We've gone further than that. It's getting quite serious.

I've done her up the bum over the phone.

She sounds classy.
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« Reply #18 on: 22 August 2011, 01:06 PM »

She sounds classy.

I'm amazed she's single.
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« Reply #19 on: 22 August 2011, 01:20 PM »

So why threaten people? For all you know Le God could be a black belt at karate, and it wouldn't be difficult to track you down seeing as Barry has outed your real name and place of work.

I am a second dan in karate which means I am allowed to threaten people.
I agree, mondays are shite. I wonder what the Weirs are doing with their £161m lotto win right now, I know I'd be in Barcelona or Rome having a great time.
Where would you like to be right now if you were the Weirs with £161m in the bank?
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« Reply #20 on: 22 August 2011, 01:23 PM »

Fúcking hell Sharps your thread is being hijacked by a 2nd dan in karate.

Are you going to do something or what?
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« Reply #21 on: 22 August 2011, 01:26 PM »

Fúcking hell Sharps your thread is being hijacked by a 2nd dan in karate.

Are you going to do something or what?

There is nothing he can do about it. I am hijacking this post whether he likes it or not.
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« Reply #22 on: 22 August 2011, 01:27 PM »

What happened to first Dan?
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« Reply #23 on: 22 August 2011, 01:32 PM »

There is nothing he can do about it. I am hijacking this post whether he likes it or not.

Just because you like to fanny about outside in Pyjama's does not make you hard.
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« Reply #24 on: 22 August 2011, 01:33 PM »

You're an MMA fan Sharps. You'd do him.
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