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« on: 16 August 2011, 02:43 PM » |
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The question is have you ever been banned? This can be banned from absolutely anything.
I have been given a 6 month ban from playing football and was then given a life time ban from the football club itself. Including going to watch games.
I am also banned from going anywhere near Des Lyttle.
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« Reply #1 on: 16 August 2011, 02:50 PM » |
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No.
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #2 on: 16 August 2011, 02:53 PM » |
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I'll not lie as seems to be the norm for some.
The Millhouse on the Middlebrook, which was a misunderstanding sorted out the night after by some blokes I knew.
Oh, and Old Orleans but that wasn't a misunderstanding, they deserved it.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #3 on: 16 August 2011, 03:08 PM » |
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I got banned from Sankey Soaps for being naughty. Can I also say the doormen there are grasses. Allegedly.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #4 on: 16 August 2011, 03:15 PM » |
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No.
I heard you're banned from making stabbing motions towards Blackpool fans. |
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Le God
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« Reply #5 on: 16 August 2011, 03:32 PM » |
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Got banned from a shopping centre.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #6 on: 16 August 2011, 03:38 PM » |
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Got banned from a shopping centre.
Loitering near the toilets? |
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« Reply #7 on: 16 August 2011, 03:43 PM » |
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Loitering near the toilets?
Yeah. Mens of course. |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #8 on: 16 August 2011, 03:45 PM » |
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Yeah. Mens of course.
That's what I got banned from football for. |
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #9 on: 16 August 2011, 04:12 PM » |
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The question is have you ever been banned? This can be banned from absolutely anything.
I have been given a 6 month ban from playing football and was then given a life time ban from the football club itself. Including going to watch games.
I am also banned from going anywhere near Des Lyttle.
Blockbuster in Chorley. |
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #10 on: 16 August 2011, 05:17 PM » |
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Blockbuster in Chorley.
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« Reply #11 on: 16 August 2011, 06:05 PM » |
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Banned from a pub for twatting the landlord
c 1987
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #12 on: 16 August 2011, 06:22 PM » |
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Banned from a pub for twatting the landlord
Did you nick an empty keg after twatting him? |
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traf
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« Reply #13 on: 16 August 2011, 07:26 PM » |
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Unbelievably and bizarrely: I am banned from Travis Perkins in Barrow-in-Furness.
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Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #14 on: 16 August 2011, 07:29 PM » |
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Unbelievably and bizarrely: I am banned from Travis Perkins in Barrow-in-Furness.
Credit where credit is due. That's up there with Natasha being banned from Blockbusters. Congratulations. |
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« Reply #15 on: 16 August 2011, 07:34 PM » |
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Aye, I'm gutted about being banned from a builders' merchants 100 miles from home.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #16 on: 16 August 2011, 07:36 PM » |
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Try wearing a disguise next time you fancy a day out there.
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Malcolm Everett
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« Reply #17 on: 16 August 2011, 07:49 PM » |
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I was banned from the wanderer and boltonbanter.
As for real life I was banned (well now allowed in) from the Leadmill nightclub in Sheffield after going up to the bouncers and saying "Evening ladies". They seemed to take offence as two of them chased me down the street.
I was banned from the Old Court House pub in Huddersfield (anyone here been there?) because upstairs they had the big tv screen with Soccer Saturday on but the bar was unmanned so my friends and I were pouring ourselves free pints and packets of crisps and peanuts for a few hours before getting caught.
But other than that no I don't think so.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #18 on: 16 August 2011, 07:51 PM » |
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Why did you run?
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Malcolm Everett
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« Reply #19 on: 16 August 2011, 08:03 PM » |
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Why did you run?
Well they took offence. Once Grant Mitchell lookalike came up to me saying come on then you fcuking daft fanny and his Steve Kean lookalike colleague was also giving it large so I legged it. If there was only one of them I would have fancied my chances. I am pretty tasty in a fight, I know how to look after myself. |
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #20 on: 16 August 2011, 08:03 PM » |
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Well they took offence. Once Grant Mitchell lookalike came up to me saying come on then you fcuking daft fanny and his Steve Kean lookalike colleague was also giving it large so I legged it. If there was only one of them I would have fancied my chances. I am pretty tasty in a fight, I know how to look after myself.
Why did Bolton Banter & The Wanderer ban you? |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #21 on: 16 August 2011, 08:06 PM » |
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No real top boy would run from only two bouncers. You've let me down a litte there Malc.
Did you at least go back and torch the place later on?
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Malcolm Everett
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« Reply #22 on: 16 August 2011, 08:06 PM » |
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Why did Bolton Banter & The Wanderers ban you?
I was banned so many times from those places that I can't even remember now. I do remember once coming back after getting banned from the wanderer and claimed Billy Bradshaw had been begging me to come back as the forum was shíte without me. He went absolutely bananas. He saw red. It was quite funny. |
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #23 on: 16 August 2011, 08:07 PM » |
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I was banned so many times from those places that I can't even remember now. I do remember once coming back after getting banned from the wanderer and claimed Billy Bradshaw had been begging me to come back as the forum was shíte without me. He went absolutely bananas. He saw red. It was quite funny.
Are you due to reinvent yourself shortly, Mich/Shaft/Malcolm? |
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Malcolm Everett
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« Reply #24 on: 16 August 2011, 08:10 PM » |
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Are you due to reinvent yourself shortly, Mich/Shaft/Malcolm?
I doubt I will be sticking about that long. |
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