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« on: 14 August 2011, 10:50 AM » |
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We've seen many victims of crime on the news over the last week. My question for the people of Burnden Aces is have you ever been the victim of crime?
Some fat German lad tried to rape me in Kearsley once.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #1 on: 14 August 2011, 12:03 PM » |
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Some fat ginger half German half Dutch bloke tried to climb in my penthouse window shouting DIE BITCH DIE LOL LOL.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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Squidgy
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« Reply #2 on: 14 August 2011, 12:08 PM » |
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Got burgled once when I was younger. Horrible experience to have to go through. One of the very few crimes that there is a genuine unsuspecting victim on the end of it.
And, as pointed out on another thread, had an iron bar lobbed at me - so was an abh victim.
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I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem - ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE - Like fúck I have.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #3 on: 14 August 2011, 12:12 PM » |
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We had our car nicked once while we were watching a match at Burnden Park. Can't remember who we played but we'd won and weren't that bothered the car was gone.
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Mr Magoo
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« Reply #4 on: 14 August 2011, 11:12 PM » |
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I got raped once bye 2 sexy bird's, Ive never got over it to this day.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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Batman
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« Reply #5 on: 19 August 2011, 11:08 AM » |
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I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town.
I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled.
But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and...
I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #6 on: 19 August 2011, 11:25 AM » |
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There seems to have been a high rate of male-on-male rape against members of Burnden Aces.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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Batman
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« Reply #7 on: 19 August 2011, 11:26 AM » |
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Indicative of the society we live in.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #8 on: 19 August 2011, 11:41 AM » |
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There seems to have been a high rate of male-on-male rape against members of Burnden Aces.
It's because we're all fit bastards. |
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #9 on: 19 August 2011, 11:46 AM » |
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I can only assume they wanted it because I would turn into the incredible hulk should anybody try such a thing to me and would kill them.
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Batman
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« Reply #10 on: 19 August 2011, 11:47 AM » |
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I'm fairly sure you'll never have that problem.
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #11 on: 19 August 2011, 11:50 AM » |
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I'm fairly sure you'll never have that problem.
Probably not, I am sure your vast knowledge of musicals goes down well with them. |
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Batman
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« Reply #12 on: 19 August 2011, 11:55 AM » |
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You need to be more culturally aware. I'd have thought that comment of mine would be right up your street. Have you never seen Team America?
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #13 on: 19 August 2011, 11:56 AM » |
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You need to be more culturally aware. I'd have thought that comment of mine would be right up your street. Have you never seen Team America?
I have but other than actually knowing what Cats is, I have no idea of any of the characters. |
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Batman
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« Reply #14 on: 19 August 2011, 12:00 PM » |
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You still don't get it then.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #15 on: 19 August 2011, 12:49 PM » |
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I have no idea what Batman is on about. I think he's made his story up.
Stop ruining a serious thread with made up stories Batman you bastard.
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