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« on: 12 August 2011, 03:05 PM » |
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Anyone who has watched the news this week will have seen a lot of crime taking place. My question for the people of Burnden Aces is have you ever witnessed a crime?
I once saw an armed robbery on a shop when I was a kid and walked into another shop a while back as it was being robbed.
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The Ghost of Burnden
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« Reply #1 on: 12 August 2011, 03:07 PM » |
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Yep - an attempted rape - until I stepped in to stop the bastard! At a shop in Kearsley.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #2 on: 12 August 2011, 03:10 PM » |
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Anybody got any real stories?
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The Ghost of Burnden
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« Reply #3 on: 12 August 2011, 03:12 PM » |
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Anybody got any real stories?
do you? I know why not phone up GMP and ask for the Whitefield Branch - who conducted the i/v and ask them |
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Big_Sharps
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« Reply #4 on: 12 August 2011, 03:14 PM » |
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Anybody got any real stories?
I once tried raping a girl in Kearsley until some ginger freak interrupted me. |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #5 on: 12 August 2011, 03:19 PM » |
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I know why not phone up GMP and ask for the Whitefield Branch - who conducted the i/v and ask them
Yes because they'll be quite happy to discuss stuff like this with some random person who phones up. |
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« Reply #6 on: 12 August 2011, 03:30 PM » |
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He gets more like Billy Liar every day.
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« Reply #7 on: 12 August 2011, 03:33 PM » |
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I once tried raping a girl in Kearsley until some ginger freak interrupted me.
I'll give you that one. Decent. |
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Squidgy
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« Reply #8 on: 12 August 2011, 03:36 PM » |
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Interrupted someone breaking into a car round the corner from where I live a few years back.
After a bit of a set to and a bit of name calling on my part the fuccker threw an iron bar at me. (He didn't really react well to me pointing out that his mother must have been really proud of the fact she had spawned such a thieving druggy little cunnt).
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« Reply #9 on: 12 August 2011, 03:36 PM » |
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I bet she was that grateful she went on a date with him, and called him "my hero".
And yes, I'm sure I have witnessed crimes, but no, I don't remember ever reporting it.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #10 on: 12 August 2011, 03:41 PM » |
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I ran home and got my mum to phone the police when I saw an armed robbery. I proper shíte myself.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #11 on: 12 August 2011, 04:09 PM » |
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Yep - an attempted rape - until I stepped in to stop the bastard! At a shop in Kearsley.
Second funniest post of the year. |
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #12 on: 12 August 2011, 04:09 PM » |
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I once tried raping a girl in Kearsley until some ginger freak interrupted me.
Funniest post of the year. |
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #13 on: 12 August 2011, 04:10 PM » |
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Yep - an attempted rape - until I stepped in to stop the bastard! At a shop in Kearsley.
Amos, it's about time you got a camera crew to follow you round as you clearly lead an exciting life. |
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #14 on: 12 August 2011, 04:11 PM » |
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Amos, it's about time you got a camera crew to follow you round as you clearly lead an exciting life.
You're right. These threads are funny. In a tragic way, but funny. |
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« Reply #15 on: 12 August 2011, 04:12 PM » |
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Amos, it's about time you got a camera crew to follow you round as you clearly lead an exciting life.
I would imagine it would be somewhat like watching Ozzy Ozbourne during his reality TV show minus the wife who obviously had died and the kids that he abandoned. |
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« Reply #16 on: 12 August 2011, 04:16 PM » |
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You're right. These threads are funny. In a tragic way, but funny.
I used to think I'd had quite an eventful life, but compared with Amos I've lived the life of a nun. Murder, embezzlement, rape...he's done it all. |
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« Reply #17 on: 12 August 2011, 04:16 PM » |
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I would imagine it would be somewhat like watching Ozzy Ozbourne during his reality TV show minus the wife who obviously had died and the kids that he abandoned.
I could see Amos biting the head off a chicken or something. |
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« Reply #18 on: 12 August 2011, 04:17 PM » |
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I used to think I'd had quite an eventful life, but compared with Amos I've lived the life of a nun.
Murder, embezzlement, rape...he's done it all.
I think his life story could be the making of any anybody who has just finished his or her Media Studies GCSE. |
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« Reply #19 on: 12 August 2011, 05:26 PM » |
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Many years ago I worked for a financial institution, (OK a Bank). and we were on the end of 2 armed raids in 2 years., which was pretty scary at the time.
The worst thing was the followinbg year when the police caught the 1st gang we found out that the month before they raided us they had robbed a security van and tried to hack the guards leg off with a machete.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #20 on: 12 August 2011, 05:32 PM » |
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That's just reminded me of the time I was working in Leigh and a well known nutcase came into the shop and smashed the place up. For no reason. Then when he'd finished he offered to repair everything for a price.
Can I name the mad man to see if anyone knows him or will I get sued?
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Squidgy
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« Reply #21 on: 12 August 2011, 05:43 PM » |
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Stick allegedly infront of it.
Bullet proof.
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #22 on: 12 August 2011, 05:55 PM » |
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Allegedly Wayne Hackett.
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« Reply #23 on: 13 August 2011, 12:57 AM » |
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Witnessed a crime: depending on what you consider a crime: we've probably all committed one, never mind just witnessed one.
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The Ghost of Burnden
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« Reply #24 on: 13 August 2011, 09:49 AM » |
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Yep - an attempted rape - until I stepped in to stop the bastard! At a shop in Kearsley.
I was put on call to be a witness during the court case but the slimey bastard pleaded guilty and did not give me the chance to stand up in court! :-( and one final involvement with police was the time I was beaten up by about 15 teenagers, just round the corner from my house, at the time (in Darcy - when the chippy used to be still there before the corner shop extended into it). Luckily not much damage, only a few bruises and a couple of lumps on my head - although the did try, a few times, to get me on the ground to start kicking me in. Worst thing was I gave a statement and the CPS actually said they would not take them to court as the ring-leader and a few others were from thw youth hostel, just off Long Lane, and the CPS did not want to jeopardise their futures by taking them to court - f'in pathetic (and yes that is the main reason as to why i left the UK - the country is too f'in soft on these kids nowadays - as seen in the riots this week!) |
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