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« on: 08 August 2011, 12:31 AM »


For me Smoking , Gambling, still working on Drinking, could be hard work.
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« Reply #1 on: 08 August 2011, 12:37 AM »

I gave alcohol up for lent earlier in the year, and considering I drink at almost every game I go to and go out whenever I'm not out, it was a difficult task. Worth it though, really felt quite proud of myself.
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« Reply #2 on: 08 August 2011, 10:54 AM »

I've given up giving up. Best thing I ever did.
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« Reply #3 on: 08 August 2011, 12:34 PM »

Smoking without a doubt, nearly 25 years ago now.
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« Reply #4 on: 09 August 2011, 08:28 AM »

given up beastiality - it was coming like a farmyard with all those animal noises!
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« Reply #5 on: 09 August 2011, 10:51 AM »

given up beastiality - it was coming like a farmyard with all those animal noises!

Ban this monster!
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« Reply #6 on: 09 August 2011, 10:58 AM »

Ban this monster!

Mooooo!


Whoops I meant who?
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« Reply #7 on: 09 August 2011, 11:20 AM »

Mooooo!


Whoops I meant who?

You shag animals and you think it's funny?

I have just contacted the Amsterdam RSPCA and they will be with you soon.
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« Reply #8 on: 09 August 2011, 11:32 AM »

You shag animals and you think it's funny?

I have just contacted the Amsterdam RSPCA and they will be with you soon.

Amsterdam RSPCA - never knew they existed!!!  Considering RSPCA is British/British colonial and not Dutch!
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« Reply #9 on: 09 August 2011, 11:34 AM »

Amsterdam RSPCA - never knew they existed!!!  Considering RSPCA is British/British colonial and not Dutch!

They exist, and I've also given your address to a hardcore animal rights group. They'll hack off your penis and feed it to their Beagle.
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« Reply #10 on: 09 August 2011, 11:40 AM »

do they?  considering the Dutch do not use the word "Royal" or have any government institutions/major charities with English names!
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« Reply #11 on: 09 August 2011, 11:41 AM »

They'll hack off your penis and feed it to their Beagle.


I'd prefer a sausage dog!  Much cuter!
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« Reply #12 on: 09 August 2011, 11:41 AM »

do they?  considering the Dutch do not use the word "Royal" or have any government institutions/major charities with English names!

You're missing the point. Only you could admit to having sex with parrots and then worry more about the exact name of the Amsterdam RSPCA.
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« Reply #13 on: 09 August 2011, 11:43 AM »

Pretty poly - or should that be Pretty Girly?

hmmmmmm Parrot
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« Reply #14 on: 09 August 2011, 11:49 AM »

Pretty poly - or should that be Pretty Girly?

hmmmmmm Parrot

I think this is the final nail in your coffin. You do understand that shagging animals is illegal right?
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« Reply #15 on: 09 August 2011, 11:50 AM »

I know it's been a while (by our standards at least) since we had a dedicated Amos thread but believe me, that's no bad thing.

Stop trying to hijack threads please.
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« Reply #16 on: 09 August 2011, 11:51 AM »

I think this is the final nail in your coffin. You do understand that shagging animals is illegal right?

Is it?

I wouldnt do it but I have never unstood the big deal about animal cruelty and all that stuff, they are just animals.
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« Reply #17 on: 09 August 2011, 11:55 AM »

Is it?

I wouldnt do it but I have never unstood the big deal about animal cruelty and all that stuff, they are just animals.

The only time I ever hit someone in public was a woman convicted of animal cruelty. She kept horses, most of them died even after the RSPCA raided her farm. She was given a 12 month suspended sentence.

I saw her when I was walking my dog and smacked her right in the face. One of the best feelings I've ever experienced.
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« Reply #18 on: 09 August 2011, 11:58 AM »

The only time I ever hit someone in public was a woman convicted of animal cruelty. She kept horses, most of them died even after the RSPCA raided her farm. She was given a 12 month suspended sentence.

I saw her when I was walking my dog and smacked her right in the face. One of the best feelings I've ever experienced.

Even better than sex with David Nugent?, I find that hard to believe.
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« Reply #19 on: 09 August 2011, 11:59 AM »

The only time I ever hit someone in public was a woman convicted of animal cruelty. She kept horses, most of them died even after the RSPCA raided her farm. She was given a 12 month suspended sentence.

I saw her when I was walking my dog and smacked her right in the face. One of the best feelings I've ever experienced.

And how much did you have to pay out in damages, and court costs, when you were taken to court, by the woman, for hitting her?
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« Reply #20 on: 09 August 2011, 11:59 AM »

And how much did you have to pay out in damages, and court costs, when you were taken to court, by the woman, for hitting her?

None. She had no idea who I was or where I lived.

No court in the land would have convicted me anyway, she was the scum of the earth.
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« Reply #21 on: 09 August 2011, 12:01 PM »

That Cat woman springs to mind, all she did was stick some horrible moggy in a bin, I fcuking hate Cats. She should have got an MBE.
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« Reply #22 on: 09 August 2011, 12:02 PM »

None. She had no idea who I was or where I lived.

No court in the land would have convicted me anyway, she was the scum of the earth.

Want to bet?  This is the England & Wales we are talking about (Scotland and Norther Ireland have their own laws separate from ours) and they seem to fall on the side of the scrotums nowadays, unfortunately
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« Reply #23 on: 09 August 2011, 12:29 PM »

The jocks and Irish have different scrotums?
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« Reply #24 on: 19 August 2011, 04:32 AM »

Burnden Aces.
Just read the shíte you say to each other.
Surely there's something else you can fill that void in your life with.  Football LOL.  Bless xXx
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