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« Reply #25 on: 03 August 2011, 06:43 PM »

I consider that to be a normal height
Any man taller than that is freakishly tall
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« Reply #26 on: 03 August 2011, 06:52 PM »

I consider that to be a normal height
Any man taller than that is freakishly tall

I think you need to move out of Lilliputia and visit the real world.
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« Reply #27 on: 03 August 2011, 06:57 PM »

Im off to google that one
I remember it from a book in collage I think dream world for midgets I think
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« Reply #28 on: 03 August 2011, 06:58 PM »

Be swift and have a look.
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« Reply #29 on: 03 August 2011, 06:58 PM »

I was right I am smarter than I give myself credit for
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« Reply #30 on: 03 August 2011, 07:05 PM »

but its a good midget land
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« Reply #31 on: 03 August 2011, 07:11 PM »

You don't half do some jet setting Christopher. Make sure you stock up on pasties while you're home.


Had to get out for this weekend and leave the Dam to your pink euro friends.  Yep it is Amsterdam Gay Pride weekend.
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« Reply #32 on: 03 August 2011, 07:14 PM »

5'6"

I would give men until the age of 21 to reach 5'9. If they failed to measure up they'd be given 24hours to leave the country. They are more than welcome to go to Scotland or Wales.

Had to get out for this weekend and leave the Dam to your pink euro friends.  Yep it is Amsterdam Gay Pride weekend.

You've left Amsterdam because it's full of gays? Isn't it always?
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« Reply #33 on: 03 August 2011, 07:20 PM »

Thats quite fair Dave
Let me know when you implement that I will lobby for that to happen in the USA
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« Reply #34 on: 03 August 2011, 07:24 PM »

That's only going to happen if killing all gingers doesn't solve the countries problems.
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« Reply #35 on: 03 August 2011, 08:11 PM »

That's only going to happen if killing all gingers doesn't solve the countries problems.

I think you should run for Prime Minister.
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« Reply #36 on: 03 August 2011, 08:34 PM »

I think you should run for Prime Minister.

But of which country?
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« Reply #37 on: 03 August 2011, 09:14 PM »

But of which country?

England, cut away from those hangers on which are Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. 
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« Reply #38 on: 03 August 2011, 09:32 PM »

but we dont have an English Parliament/Assembly - only a British Parliament, created by the Scots, unlike the other British Nations!
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« Reply #39 on: 03 August 2011, 09:34 PM »

but we dont have an English Parliament/Assembly - only a British Parliament, created by the Scots, unlike the other British Nations!

Dave will support my proposition I am sure.
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« Reply #40 on: 03 August 2011, 10:01 PM »

I'd be happy to rule over the whole of Britain. I would fĂșck Scotland and Wales up even more than they already are and I'd let the catholics sort Northern Ireland out. Then send all our mental cases and sex offenders there to live.
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« Reply #41 on: 03 August 2011, 10:09 PM »

How about a world dictatorship
No reason to stop with Britain
I am quite sure you could sort out the middle east and north Africa
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« Reply #42 on: 03 August 2011, 10:14 PM »

FĂșck'em. They're not my problem.

Problem solved.
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texan dave II
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« Reply #43 on: 03 August 2011, 10:16 PM »

with smart logic like that who would not vote for you

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