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« on: 29 July 2011, 12:22 PM »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3719836/Knight-Warrior-patrols-Salford.html
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« Reply #1 on: 29 July 2011, 12:24 PM »

The guy is crazy. Good luck to him but he'll probably end up in hospital or murdered.
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« Reply #2 on: 29 July 2011, 12:26 PM »

The guy is crazy. Good luck to him but he'll probably end up in hospital or murdered.

Think he has been watching Kick Ass too many times.
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« Reply #3 on: 29 July 2011, 12:30 PM »

He is not alone by the looks of it.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3339579/Superman-of-the-people.html
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« Reply #4 on: 29 July 2011, 12:32 PM »

Think he has been watching Kick Ass too many times.

You don't say.

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« Reply #5 on: 29 July 2011, 01:12 PM »

He does not fill that suit out well at all, he just looks like some nerd who is on his way to a pasting.
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« Reply #6 on: 29 July 2011, 01:16 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV3JBhQxjrc
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« Reply #7 on: 29 July 2011, 01:37 PM »

There's more to being a superhero than just running up and down and jumping on a bench.

I hope he knows that with great power.... comes great responsibility.
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« Reply #8 on: 29 July 2011, 01:39 PM »

There's more to being a superhero than just running up and down and jumping on a bench.

I hope he knows that with great power.... comes great responsibility.

I think any superhero at least needs some strength, if he is not able to bust heads then he is not going to be able to end anybody.
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« Reply #9 on: 29 July 2011, 01:44 PM »

I bet he's popular with the local yoof. I wonder what his superpower is...
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« Reply #10 on: 29 July 2011, 01:48 PM »

I just read the article he gives out his name?Huh

thick idiot.
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« Reply #11 on: 29 July 2011, 01:49 PM »

My superpower would be invisibility, I would sit around in the womens changing rooms at Asda.
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« Reply #12 on: 29 July 2011, 01:50 PM »

My superpower would be invisibility, I would sit around in the womens changing rooms at Asda.

You'd make a good Fatman. Or Chavman. Stop me...I'm on a roll.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #13 on: 29 July 2011, 01:51 PM »

My superpower would be invisibility, I would sit around in the womens changing rooms at Asda.

Surely you'd aim a bit higher than that.

Have you seen the types who shop in that shíte hole.
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« Reply #14 on: 29 July 2011, 01:51 PM »

You'd make a good Fatman. Or Chavman. Stop me...I'm on a roll.

Why not try to figure out a combined name of the 2, Fat Kappa would be a good name.
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« Reply #15 on: 29 July 2011, 01:53 PM »

My superpower would be invisibility, I would sit around in the womens changing rooms at Asda.

Clearly size 22 women squeezing themselves into size 10 skirts is your thing.
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« Reply #16 on: 29 July 2011, 01:54 PM »

Surely you'd aim a bit higher than that.

Have you seen the types who shop in that shíte hole.

Those women are probably more likely to get into shagging an invisable man rather than your more upmarket ladies at Matalan or Primark.
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« Reply #17 on: 29 July 2011, 02:38 PM »

I just read the article he gives out his name?Huh

thick idiot.

Is it James ............. by any chance
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« Reply #18 on: 29 July 2011, 02:40 PM »


My god he talks as if he should be in Creature Comforts.
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« Reply #19 on: 29 July 2011, 02:42 PM »

Is it James ............. by any chance

Do you know him dixie?
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