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« on: 27 July 2011, 06:45 PM »

After my hugely successful funbag thread, I thought I'd start another thread on women.
Which women on the telly are you a fan of?
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« Reply #1 on: 27 July 2011, 06:51 PM »

Michelle Keegan.  

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« Reply #2 on: 27 July 2011, 06:53 PM »

Michelle Keegan. 

I have just googled her as I have never heard of her before. She is fit!
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« Reply #3 on: 27 July 2011, 06:56 PM »

Christina Hendricks, she's not even a prober ginger so she isn't going to be mental.

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« Reply #4 on: 27 July 2011, 06:57 PM »

Dot Cotton.
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« Reply #5 on: 27 July 2011, 06:59 PM »

Holly Willoughby.

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« Reply #6 on: 27 July 2011, 07:14 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: 27 July 2011, 07:36 PM »

Holly Willoughby.

Oh, yes: Holly Willoughbooby.
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« Reply #8 on: 27 July 2011, 07:53 PM »

After my hugely successful funbag thread, I thought I'd start another thread on women.
Which women on the telly are you a fan of?


Malcolm, if you put as much energy into finding a real woman as you do talking about them on here you'd have a girlfriend.

Unfortunately you are destined to die alone.
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« Reply #9 on: 27 July 2011, 07:59 PM »

I like Susanna Reid from BBC Breakfast. Clever, classy and a babe!

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« Reply #10 on: 27 July 2011, 08:00 PM »

Malcolm, if you put as much energy into finding a real woman as you do talking about them on here you'd have a girlfriend.

Unfortunately you are destined to die alone.

I was seeing someone for 6 months earlier this year but I got the boot.
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« Reply #11 on: 27 July 2011, 08:01 PM »

I was seeing someone for 6 months earlier this year but I got the boot.

Why did you get the boot? Too many suitcases?
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« Reply #12 on: 27 July 2011, 08:14 PM »

Why did you get the boot? Too many suitcases?

I can't really say but we got on brilliantly and had the best times, we're still friends.
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« Reply #13 on: 27 July 2011, 08:16 PM »

I can't really say but we got on brilliantly and had the best times, we're still friends.

Did she know she was dating you?
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« Reply #14 on: 27 July 2011, 08:20 PM »

Did she know she was dating you?

Of course. You must think I am still wet behind the ears and some clueless div.
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« Reply #15 on: 27 July 2011, 08:22 PM »

You must think I am still wet behind the ears and some clueless div.

I often think you, jayjay & Sir Nut are the same poster. So yes, I think you may be a div.
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« Reply #16 on: 27 July 2011, 08:48 PM »

Rachel Riley off Countdown. Thank God Carol Vorderman got the boot.
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« Reply #17 on: 27 July 2011, 08:52 PM »

Rachel Riley off Countdown. Thank God Carol Vorderman got the boot.

She has got nice legs!
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« Reply #18 on: 27 July 2011, 09:13 PM »

She has got nice legs!

She has a little boy's body. Straight up and down with no shape. Her legs are like walking sticks.

Is she the best you can do?
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« Reply #19 on: 27 July 2011, 09:17 PM »



alright behind bit small though.
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« Reply #20 on: 27 July 2011, 09:18 PM »

She has a little boy's body. Straight up and down with no shape. Her legs are like walking sticks.

Is she the best you can do?

I think she has a nice figure, not sure how you can criticise her.
Do you have a better figure than her?
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« Reply #21 on: 27 July 2011, 09:54 PM »

Christina Hendricks

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« Reply #22 on: 27 July 2011, 09:54 PM »



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« Reply #23 on: 27 July 2011, 11:50 PM »

Jo Blythe - The Granada weather woman

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Or even Lucy Meacock - maybe in her early 50's but she has still got it for me ;-)
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« Reply #24 on: 27 July 2011, 11:51 PM »

That is a great arse.


What, Hayley Cropper's from Coronation street?


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