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« on: 15 July 2011, 02:50 PM »

I have declared to my girlfriend that I am going to Magaluf with my mates next June for 10 days as I want to and she cannot stop me, I have made a reasonable and rational request to her but she still seems to think that we should be going on family holidays together.  My point was that a holiday with 2 small children would not exactly be fun and we would spend most of the time making sure the kids are within 2 inches of us.

I shall keep you all posted but I shall not move.
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« Reply #1 on: 15 July 2011, 03:03 PM »

You need to compromise here and make her feel like she's getting something aswell. Tell her she can go Blackpool with her mates for the day. Fair deal imo.
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« Reply #2 on: 15 July 2011, 03:21 PM »

I told her if she wanted to go away after me with a mate or two then that is fine by me.
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« Reply #3 on: 15 July 2011, 03:30 PM »

I've got some good Magaluf stories. The place itself is a shithole but if you're young and want to get wasted with loads of slags its alright for a week or two.
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« Reply #4 on: 15 July 2011, 04:25 PM »

I can see me getting earache when I get in, shes agreed to it but is being stroppy, It will be worthy when I am nuts deep in foam in BCM.
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« Reply #5 on: 15 July 2011, 04:27 PM »

I stayed in a hotel next door to BCM.

But didn't go in BCM for some reason.
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« Reply #6 on: 15 July 2011, 04:32 PM »

I stayed in a hotel next door to BCM.

But didn't go in BCM for some reason.

One of biggest clubs in Europe, it is quality.
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« Reply #7 on: 15 July 2011, 04:39 PM »

We always planned to go and even had free tickets to get in but when I'm wasted nothing goes to plan.
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« Reply #8 on: 15 July 2011, 05:26 PM »

Your Mrs has cancelled her 21st because you are skint and you go and book a fortnight in megamuff.

Cant see why shes being stroppy.  Seems reasonable.
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« Reply #9 on: 15 July 2011, 05:31 PM »

Your Mrs has cancelled her 21st because you are skint and you go and book a fortnight in megamuff.

Cant see why shes being stroppy.  Seems reasonable.

Shut up broadcasting my life on here you fool.
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« Reply #10 on: 15 July 2011, 05:34 PM »

And you haven't even booked it through me you fanny.

Is there a lot of you?  Book it through me and I will try to get you there free.;
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« Reply #11 on: 16 July 2011, 09:26 AM »

My point was that a holiday with 2 small children would not exactly be fun and we would spend most of the time making sure the kids are within 2 inches of us.


Then you shouldn't have had children should you.

You are a case in point as to why people should need a license to have children.

However, if I was your girlfriend I'd be happy you were out of my hair for 10 days...it's not as if you're going to pull is it you fat racist.
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« Reply #12 on: 16 July 2011, 10:33 AM »

Then you shouldn't have had children should you.

You are a case in point as to why people should need a license to have children.

However, if I was your girlfriend I'd be happy you were out of my hair for 10 days...it's not as if you're going to pull is it you fat racist.

Don't you dare call me fat!
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« Reply #13 on: 16 July 2011, 10:54 AM »

Is your girlfriend gullible, stupid or both?
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« Reply #14 on: 16 July 2011, 10:55 AM »

Is your girlfriend gullible, stupid or both?

Why do you say that short arse?
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« Reply #15 on: 16 July 2011, 10:58 AM »

Why do you say that short arse?

21, 2 kids, cancelling a do she wanted then allowing you to spend money you've not got, putting up with you in general, oh, there's a myriad.

Either way, tell her to come see me and I'll teach her how to live her life without being downtrodden. You may as well pack your bags though if you do.
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« Reply #16 on: 16 July 2011, 10:59 AM »

21, 2 kids, cancelling a do she wanted then allowing you to spend money you've not got, putting up with you in general, oh, there's a myriad.

Either way, tell her to come see me and I'll teach her how to live her life without being downtrodden. You may as well pack your bags though if you do.

I fear Mrs Sharps thinks he's a catch! There are so many desperate women out there who will set up home with anyone.
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« Reply #17 on: 16 July 2011, 11:00 AM »

21, 2 kids, cancelling a do she wanted then allowing you to spend money you've not got, putting up with you in general, oh, there's a myriad.

Either way, tell her to come see me and I'll teach her how to live her life without being downtrodden. You may as well pack your bags though if you do.

Don't listen to dickhead above, besides this Holiday is in 11 months which gives me more than enough time to save.
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« Reply #18 on: 16 July 2011, 11:00 AM »

I fear Mrs Sharps thinks he's a catch! There are so many desperate women out there who will set up home with anyone.

Clearly.
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« Reply #19 on: 16 July 2011, 11:01 AM »

Don't listen to them Sharps. Tell her to come see me and she'll realise you're not so bad after all.
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« Reply #20 on: 16 July 2011, 11:02 AM »

Don't listen to them Sharps. Tell her to come see me and she'll realise you're not so bad after all.

Don't worry I am not going to, flat dicks never understand.
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« Reply #21 on: 16 July 2011, 11:05 AM »

Don't worry I am not going to, flat dicks never understand.

Why do you feel the need to spend 10 days alone with other men?
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« Reply #22 on: 16 July 2011, 11:06 AM »

Why do you feel the need to spend 10 days alone with other men?

Its a trip to Magaluf not a gay weekend in Brighton.
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« Reply #23 on: 16 July 2011, 11:07 AM »

Why do you feel the need to spend 10 days alone with other men?
Because in reality, he's scared of women with strong minds?
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« Reply #24 on: 16 July 2011, 11:08 AM »

Its a trip to Magaluf not a gay weekend in Brighton.

But you're ditching your girlfriend and kids for 10 full days of male company. And no doubt those males will be topless.

I'm trying to understand why you would want that.
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