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« Reply #25 on: 11 July 2011, 10:58 AM »

What you got planned for today Magoo?
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« Reply #26 on: 11 July 2011, 11:03 AM »

My Garden look,s like it needs a good hair cut, So I shall spend a few hrs cutting it.
I bloody hate cutting grass, Then a late lunch, Afternoon nap, Then later on a few Beers with the lad's.
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« Reply #27 on: 11 July 2011, 11:11 AM »

Have you not found some cheap labour to do it for you yet?
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« Reply #28 on: 11 July 2011, 11:16 AM »

Have you not found some cheap labour to do it for you yet?


Ah yes Dave I had 3 immigrants working for me but they disappeared one evening.
The day before they vanished they said I wasn't paying enough, I thought they would be well happy on £7.00 per day but it seam's not.
Greedy Bastard's, So now I have to do it my self.
If you are free Dave i will give you £10.00 a day & Lunch, Call me Mr generous.
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« Reply #29 on: 11 July 2011, 11:20 AM »

£7.00 per day - do you not mean per hour?

No wonder they buggered off!
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« Reply #30 on: 11 July 2011, 11:22 AM »

You read it correct £7 per day, With lodgings and a snack at lunch.
I think that is enough don't you.
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« Reply #31 on: 11 July 2011, 11:26 AM »

Lodgings?
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« Reply #32 on: 11 July 2011, 11:27 AM »

Yes, if I could find people to work for me at that rate!

Don't think many would though!
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« Reply #33 on: 11 July 2011, 11:29 AM »

Lodgings?

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« Reply #34 on: 11 July 2011, 11:30 AM »

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Yes I know what it means. I meant what lodgings did you offer?
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« Reply #35 on: 11 July 2011, 11:34 AM »

A very nice 3 bed bungalow, With all mod con's, Toilet, Bed's, Sink, Shower.
I also supplied Toilet rolls free of charge, And a 8ft TV screen, And Sky T V .
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« Reply #36 on: 11 July 2011, 11:38 AM »

I'm amazed they didn't take it.

I mean take the fúcking lot and clean you out. They'll probably be back with a van later.
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« Reply #37 on: 11 July 2011, 11:42 AM »

I'm amazed they didn't take it.

I mean take the fúcking lot and clean you out. They'll probably be back with a van later.

They have no chance, My house is like fork Knox, Anyway if they did I would just let the Dog's on them.
And as they run away I shall shoot them in the arse  with my Rifle.
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« Reply #38 on: 11 July 2011, 11:45 AM »

They'll wait until you're away at your boat. I'd make sure you lock your valuables away when you're out.
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« Reply #39 on: 11 July 2011, 11:46 AM »

I shall Dave, Anyway must go and cut the Grass now, Speak later.
Have a good day.
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« Reply #40 on: 11 July 2011, 11:52 AM »

Hope you chop your toes off Mick Brown style.

Have fun.
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« Reply #41 on: 11 July 2011, 12:28 PM »

I can't believe you're getting bullied by a dingle Magoo.

Well I can believe it actually.

He started it Dave! (said in a high pitched whining voice)

I prefer to call it 'The Pied Piper' scenario, and Mr Magoo is lucky enough to be dancing to my tune.
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« Reply #42 on: 11 July 2011, 12:34 PM »

I am not Dancing to any tune, I started nothing my previous comment was said in jest.
Anyway did you shoot the bird's you Faggot. Tongue
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« Reply #43 on: 11 July 2011, 12:41 PM »

That grass didn't take long to cut Mr Magoo. You can tell us...... it's a window box really.  Grin

No I haven't shot them Blackbirds as they have been quiet this last couple of days.
They must have flown the nest.
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« Reply #44 on: 11 July 2011, 12:44 PM »

The Grass is still wet so I will leave it for another hr, I wish it was a window box it does my head in.
Did some weeding instead, Anyway glad your birds have buggered off.
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« Reply #45 on: 11 July 2011, 01:13 PM »

How long have Dave and Magoo been flirting for?
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« Reply #46 on: 11 July 2011, 01:42 PM »

Your gaydar is strong Sharps.
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