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« Reply #50 on: 08 July 2011, 05:12 PM »
Quote from: Natasha Whittam on 08 July 2011, 05:09 PM
My boyfriend is 6'2'' with abs you could grate cheese on.

I am 6ft 6 and I weigh 21 stone. I don't do any tricks with cheese but I can crack walnuts with my buttcheeks. Does that qualify me to post on here ?
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Why do we experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers ?
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« Reply #51 on: 08 July 2011, 05:13 PM »
Quote from: ReebokTrotter on 08 July 2011, 05:12 PM
I am 6ft 6 and I weigh 21 stone. I don't do any tricks with cheese but I can crack walnuts with my buttcheeks. Does that qualify me to post on here ?

Definitely, this is one place where fatties can be somebody.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #52 on: 08 July 2011, 06:37 PM »
Quote from: Natasha Whittam on 08 July 2011, 05:13 PM
Definitely, this is one place where fatties can be somebody.

Who said I am a fatty ? I might have got a little bit paunchy with the onset of middle age but I run four times round the block every morning. ( And then I put the block back under my bed.)
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« Reply #53 on: 08 July 2011, 07:01 PM »
Quote from: Natasha Whittam on 08 July 2011, 05:09 PM
My boyfriend is 6'2'' with abs you could grate cheese on.

Does he not own a cheese grater or is he suffering financial hardship?
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« Reply #54 on: 09 July 2011, 08:11 AM »
Quote from: Big_Sharps on 08 July 2011, 07:01 PM
Does he not own a cheese grater or is he suffering financial hardship?

I didn't think you'd understand, the last time you saw your abs was 1995.
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« Reply #55 on: 09 July 2011, 09:34 AM »
Quote from: Natasha Whittam on 09 July 2011, 08:11 AM
I didn't think you'd understand, the last time you saw your abs was 1995.

More like 2000 but I see your point.
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« Reply #56 on: 09 July 2011, 06:01 PM »
Quote from: DaveBWFC on 08 July 2011, 12:06 PM
Does this offend anyone?





They could be sisters, they could even be twins as they're wearing similar tops.  It's perverse; remove it!
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« Reply #57 on: 09 July 2011, 06:07 PM »
Quote from: Sluffy on 08 July 2011, 04:31 PM
well to me it is all about the context in which it was said.


Dave's avatar is contextually representing his perverse zoophilia.  Remove it and ban him!
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« Reply #58 on: 09 July 2011, 06:10 PM »
Why are you saying that Abdul? Where have I said I have a problem with your avatar?
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« Reply #59 on: 09 July 2011, 06:12 PM »
Quote from: DaveBWFC on 09 July 2011, 06:10 PM
Why are you saying that Abdul? Where have I said I have a problem with your avatar?

Nowhere to my knowledge.  But that's because there's nothing wrong with mine, while yours is disturbing me.  :'(
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« Reply #60 on: 09 July 2011, 06:13 PM »
If you say so.
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« Reply #61 on: 09 July 2011, 06:18 PM »
Quote from: DaveBWFC on 09 July 2011, 06:13 PM
If you say so.

Don't worry it's a cute dog, and I often enjoy having a pair of puppies rubbing up against my balls.
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« Reply #62 on: 09 July 2011, 06:21 PM »
It died from food poisoning after eating something Jamaican.

R.I.P. Margaret.
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