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« on: 01 July 2011, 08:53 PM »

The tour of France cycling race starts on tomorrow and I thought I would once again try and give anyone who would like to know something about it whilst it is on - a sort of explanation as to what is happening.

First of all let me try and set the scene for you.

Surprising as it may seem the race is about teams and not individuals - and is as much about tactics and strategy, as it is about strength and endurance.

Ok, the bad stuff first - cycling as been riddled with drugs - and for all I know it probably still is - but don't let that put you off the tour. The enjoyment for me is in watching all the mind games that go on between teams and individuals. I'm not into drugs - I'm certainly not trying to make any excuse for them.

Well lets begin then.

There are 21 teams of 9 cyclists - 189 riders in all.

The race will be held over 22 consecutive days (although there will be no racing on two days - known as rest days).

The Tours route changes from year to year and actually travels through various countries - this years race includes Spain and and Italy - as well as France.

Although the main aim of the tour is for someone to actually win it - there are actually a whole load of other aims that people try for. For instance there are two other important races within the main race itself - if you think that the winner of the tour is in someway similar to the winner of a marathon, well there is also as part of the tour - a competition to find the fastest (sprinter) person in the race and another to find the strongest (climber) person.

The tour is basically split in to a number of individual races each and every day - with the aggregate times used to decide the overall winner.

The tour starts with basically a small time trial - this is what will be happening on Saturday in Rotterdam. Each rider races individually against the clock - a bit like how the Formula 1 drivers try to set the fastest lap - so they can decide who starts in pole position.

It is quite common for the race leader of the tour to change several times over the 3 week race - and so the yellow jersey will 'change hands' so to speak several times - before the end of the race in Paris on the 25th July.

OK, if you are still with me the next thing you need to know is that the tour as four elements to it.

The first element is the 'sprint' finish - these stages (a stage is just another word for the 'day' - so stage 4 simply means day 4 of the race) usually means that nearly all the riders finish at the same time - however someone as to win the stage - so that is when the fast boys in the race - the sprinters, try to blow each other away!

As always tactics come into play and basically what happens is for the various teams to try to jostle for the best position near the end of the race - so that their man can sprint to the line first and win.

Cycling is a lot to do with 'slip streaming' - that is riding in the 'gap' that is created by the person in front of you. It may not seem much but it takes a lot more effort to 'lead' than it does to 'follow'. So a bit like when you see wild geese flying in a V formation - you will often see the cyclist in the tour take a similar formation too.

Anyway each 'team' in the tour will on these stages try to 'lead' their sprinter up to the winning line and then with just a few meters to go watch them jump to the front and battle it out with other teams sprinters!

The best sprinter - similarly to the 'yellow' jersey - will wear the green jersey. Similarly this will normally change hands too throughout the tour.

The second sort of element of the race is the 'Time Trial' - just like the prologue I have described above - this is a race against the clock for each individual rider.

The time trial is the only time when the riders do not start altogether at the same time. They set out one by one - with the leader of the race (yellow jersey) going last - the second in the race going next to last and so on - with the last rider in the race - being the first to go in the time trial.

The third element of the race is the 'breakaways'. - that is that an individual or a small group of riders will pedal away from the main group and try to get so far in front that the 'pack' does not ever catch them up again.

The fourth element of the race is cycling up mountains - and is known as the king of the hills - the leader in the King of the Hills wears a polka dot jersey (red dots on a white jersey).

OK now you have all the bits of the race - you now need to know about some basic tactics.

Firstly it is usual for any one rider to be great in all the four elements - so a great sprinter will win a bit of time on the sprints - but lose loads of time on the hills. Great climbers often cannot keep a sustained pace over a long period of time like time trialist can do so what they win on the hills they lose on the TT's.

So how do you actually win the race?

Well basically you need the help of your team. Various teams have various objectives. Rubbish teams who have no chance of one of them winning the actual tour will try to win an individual stage - this gets their picture in the paper the next day - or rather more importantly gets the name of the sponsors in the picture in the papers!!!

And really that is what it is about for many.

Teams with contenders however will race to help their team leader to win - not themselves. They will sacrifice themselves - maybe burn themselves out leading their leader up a hill - so that he can win (or as often so that he does not lose too much time on one of his rivals who may be in front of him).

Often leaders will get the team to push the pace if they see one of the rivals having a bad day - or alternatively send one of the team on a break away - forcing rival teams to spend valuable energy trying to reel him in again.

Well for now that should give you enough to have a basic understanding of what will be happening over the first week or so of the race. Traditionally the tour does not start getting interesting until it reaches the mountains. Up to then you will normally see the fast boys trying to out sprint each other to win the opening stages.

There are a few Brits in the race this year - with a chance that one of them - particularly Mark Cavendish, grabbing an early win, and Bradley Wiggins being there abouts for a top three finish.

I hope my little explanation may have been of some interest to you - and if you have any questions I will try my best to try and answer them throughout the next 3 weeks.

Aurovior mon amies

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« Reply #1 on: 01 July 2011, 09:03 PM »

The best way to get into the Tour imo is to start to watch the daily highlights on tv (itv4 7-8pm daily from Saturday - also on itv player) as it explains things and allows you to understand what the hell is going on.

The race itself won't get too interesting really until after the first couple of days as the first day everybody are just settling in and the second day is a team time trial - which won't mean much to must people.

Hopefully on day 3 (Monday) we will see Brit Mark Cavendish going for a win, then things should just get better and better.
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« Reply #2 on: 02 July 2011, 02:03 PM »

One thing I noticed in the press is that last years winner (Contador?) has still not been fully cleared of taking drugs during last years race.  What happens if he wins again and is then found guilty? Should he be even allowed to take part?
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« Reply #3 on: 02 July 2011, 07:42 PM »

One thing I noticed in the press is that last years winner (Contador?) has still not been fully cleared of taking drugs during last years race.  What happens if he wins again and is then found guilty? Should he be even allowed to take part?

He has won the event already to clear all the doubters.
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« Reply #4 on: 03 July 2011, 05:36 PM »

I absolutely love the Tour de France, summer evenings watching the highlights with a nice drink is great. I have to say though that today's team time trial was a bit boring. I am not keen on any of the time trials - team or individual but at least there is only one more time trial between now and the end in 3 weeks time.
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« Reply #5 on: 03 July 2011, 06:39 PM »

I am hoping it could be a cracking race this year, not keen on contador though, not sure he is on the level, hopefully schleck can sort him out.
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« Reply #6 on: 03 July 2011, 09:55 PM »

One thing I noticed in the press is that last years winner (Contador?) has still not been fully cleared of taking drugs during last years race.  What happens if he wins again and is then found guilty? Should he be even allowed to take part?

It's all really complicated and I don't understand all of it myself.

Basically Contador had a blood test in last years Tour and was found to be clear BUT the next day he was given another test and they found a tiny amount of a banned drug in it - but the amount of the drug which they found was really tiny and under the anount at which they ban folks at.

BUT the powers that be in cycling think there is more to this story than meets the eye!

You see there are two areas of doping in cycling - taking drugs and giving your blood out of competition time and then putting it back in to you during competition.

They think Contador took performance building drugs away from the competitions - to help him to train better (build muscles, stamina, recover faster etc).

Some drugs are taken to do this directly - others are taken to hide or 'mask' the fact that these first drugs are taken.

It takes a number of days for both sets of drugs to leave your system and become 'drug free' to tests.

Ok with this part so far?

The 'blood doping' is where you take blood out of you, store it and then re-inject it back into you during competition - this is done because the red blood cells in your body carry oxygen - which is basically your body's fuel - so if your body had more red blood cells, you perform better.  And it is very hard to prove (at the moment anyway) that you've 'cheated' by adding more of your own blood to your body.

The thinking is (because Contador was 'clean' the day before) was that following that test he blood doped BUT the blood he put back in his body was slightly 'contaminated' because he had not left just enough time for his system to have become 'clean' when the blood was taken.

Contador DOES have previous with drugs - so that is why such a small trace in his system is such a big deal - particularly because it wasn't there the previous day!


So, the Spanish Cycling authorities say that he is ok to cycle in the Tour because the drug sample was to tiny to get banned for (they believe he ate it in some dodgy beef anyway and it wasn't a masking drug).  The cycling world didn't agree and wanted the case to do to court to see if he had really taken drugs / blood doped and there should have been a court case last month - but Contador wanted more time to prepair his case - hence the case will be heard after this years Tour - or something like all of that anyway!

I think the powers that be hope he doesn't win - as it would make their lives easier if they were to ban him after the Tour.

It's all a mess really and its stuff like this that makes it such a wonderful soap opera that it is.

For me the race is kind of like a sideshow - it is all the plots and intrigue and cock-ups and shocks that I really love about the race.

Hope my explanation makes some sense to you?
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« Reply #7 on: 03 July 2011, 11:05 PM »

I understand the blood doping issue as it was mentioned last year, remember Lasse Viren in the 1970s Olympics.

Like you I con't understand the rest of it, it just seems odd that someone with a history of drugs and who hasn't been cleared from last year can still be allowed to race.
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« Reply #8 on: 03 July 2011, 11:20 PM »

Innocent until proven guilty sort of thing, that's why he's been allowed to ride.

Yes I remember Viren the fecking cheat.
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« Reply #9 on: 03 July 2011, 11:27 PM »

Just been watching SSN and several Brits seems to be in contention, I know its only day 2 but have we got a chance of winning this?
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« Reply #10 on: 03 July 2011, 11:41 PM »

I think wiggins is the only guy with a chance of a podium, and of course cavendish has a great shot at the sprinters jersey.

It is a tricky one with contador, I think in ours guts most of us are pretty sure he did it, but as you say sluffy innocent until proven, good explanation by the way.
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« Reply #11 on: 03 July 2011, 11:50 PM »

No, not really.

Although it is the fastest man to get around the whole course that wins the Tour, it is really the people who can pedal up bloody big mountains really, really fast who generally end up winning the race (because they can gain loads of time over their rivals).

There really only two people in this race who can do that - Contador (Spain) and a bloke from Luxembourg called Andy Scheleck.

Our best hope is Olympic gold medal winner Bradley Wiggins, who came fourth two years ago (but was crap last year and finished about 15th or so).

But shite happens on the Tour, Contador might be caught doing drugs and Schleck fall off his bike - then the field is wide open (or at least between about 7 or 8 similarly equal riders).

If you can spare an hour a day, then follow the race on ITV iplayer.

I promise you once you ever get into the Tour you will be hooked for all time - I must have been following it for about 30 years now.

Day 1 highlights here  -

http://www.itv.com/itvplayer/video/?Filter=252483

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« Reply #12 on: 04 July 2011, 12:02 AM »

Worse than that I am afraid sluff I think he ended up 24th.

What do you think of the rest of the sky team?
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« Reply #13 on: 04 July 2011, 12:12 AM »

I'm not sure of the politics or the money behind team Sky but clearly they are trying to put a British team together - there's talk that Cavendish may even join next season!

We've got some really good young riders in the team - Geriant Thomas, Ben Swift and there's no doubt with  Wiggins, Shy will get a great deal of tv exposure - which at the end of the day is why the Sponsors are there.

Although saying all that I don't think they are going to win anything - maybe an odd stage win perhaps?
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« Reply #14 on: 04 July 2011, 12:46 AM »

They should let all the cyclists take as many drugs as they like. Then it's a level playing field.
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« Reply #15 on: 04 July 2011, 12:58 AM »

They might all be doing that now for all we know!

Don't get too hung up on the drug issue (yes it is a chunk of the intrigue that goes on in the race) and enjoy all the twists and turns about everything else that’s going on if you want to get the most out of the Tour.
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« Reply #16 on: 04 July 2011, 01:10 AM »

I usually watch the highlights.

whether it's your cup of tea or not, you have to give the cyclists credit for their endurance if nothing else.
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« Reply #17 on: 04 July 2011, 07:01 AM »

They should let all the cyclists take as many drugs as they like. Then it's a level playing field.

They should let them all take Heroin and watch them shake like fcúk and fight with each other over the end of day wrap.
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« Reply #18 on: 04 July 2011, 07:54 AM »

They are certainly extremely fit. It takes years of dedication and training to get to that level of fitness. I would like Wiggins to win it because he is a grafter but I think the best he can hope for is third.
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« Reply #19 on: 05 July 2011, 09:03 AM »

Should Cavendish have been disqualified? I have no idea about the rules of engagement in cycling...
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« Reply #20 on: 05 July 2011, 10:59 AM »

The rules are to be honest a bit 'bendy' in the Tour.

They have to be a bit flexible I suppose because of the length of the competition - spread over 22 days, over which many different things crop up that need to be treated as per the circumstances rather than slavishly follow the rule book.

Chris Boardman (who won Olympic gold’s and raced well on past Tours himself) said on the tv commentary that he couldn't even see an infringement let alone anything worthy of a disqualification.

It's controversial stuff like this that all adds to the excitement of the overall Tour for me - it is all a big soap opera. 

I expect to see a lot more of Cavendish before the Tour is over!
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« Reply #21 on: 06 July 2011, 10:10 PM »

Cavendish opens his account for this Tour by winning today's stage.




See it on iplayer here if anyone wants too -

http://www.itv.com/itvplayer/video/?Filter=253670
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« Reply #22 on: 08 July 2011, 06:03 PM »

ANother stage win I see, but some bad news for the Brits...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cycling/14086677.stm
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« Reply #23 on: 08 July 2011, 06:38 PM »

ANother stage win I see, but some bad news for the Brits...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cycling/14086677.stm


Gutted for Wiggins! No chance of carrying on with a broken collarbone. Pleased that Cavendish did the double.
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« Reply #24 on: 13 July 2011, 04:58 PM »

See Cavendish has another stage win today and gets the green jersey.
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