The Fairy Jobmother

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What a motley crew Birmingham dished up!  The lass, Sarah who got a job at the ATS centre was ideally suited to telephone work. ( Thank Christ you didn't have to meet her! )

Bisexual Bill was a strange one. In fact all five of them were odd. If that's the best that England's second City can produce then we are all fucked. If I was manager I wouldn't pay any of them in washers.

All five got work. Now there's a surprise. Which employee would genuinely take on West Midland's best example of the sick, lame and lazy?

A terrible indictment of modern Britain.