Rooney confirms hair transplant at Harley Street

[Sluffy]

Seems it's bloody quite for football news if the big story is about some prima donna on £150,000 per week (I'll type that out so people don't get too blais about it - One Hundred and Fifty Thousand pounds PER WEEK!!!) is bothered about his locks looks.



Footballer Wayne Rooney has confirmed he has had a hair transplant at a top London clinic in a bid to restore his receding locks to their former glory.

In a post on Twitter, the England star said he was "delighted" with the result.

"Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not," he tweeted.

The Manchester United striker said he had his treatment at a hair clinic on London's famous Harley Street.

He also asked his followers if anyone could recommend any good hair gel because his head was "still a bit bruised and swollen".

The footballer's wife, Coleen Rooney, also took to Twitter to confirm the news, making sure people knew it was his decision, not hers.

"Hiya!! Yes waynes had his hair done! His own decision not me asking him, like alot are saying!! Pleased for him and it will look great," she tweeted.

Meanwhile Manchester United and England teammate Rio Ferdinand joked: "Just don't go down the wearing a alice band route!! You'll be doing head&shoulders adverts soon! Hope its gone ok Good luck lad."

'Sensitive subject'
 
It is not the first time one of Rooney's teammates has teased him about his hair on Twitter.

On 7 May, Manchester United star Michael Owen tweeted: "How old are you in that photo? Your face looks like a 12 year olds but your hair looks like a 60 year old!".

"Easy mo u know that's a sensitive subject," was Rooney's response.

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Jesus they sound like Chavy kids.

[dh1985]

Jesus they sound like Chavy kids.

They are. Well, I guess they aren't really 'kids', but they're still chavs.

[267]

Physically they're not but mentally most of them are.

[ReebokTrotter]

He would have been better off going to Allied Carpets and buying himself a few off-cuts of Rustic Wilton Shagpile and a small tube of No more nails. Far cheaper and more hard wearing.

[aarons2009]

"Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not," he tweeted.

Who the fcúk does he think he is Jesus, ''all my followers''? ..........wanker.

[ReebokTrotter]

I wish I was the Trichologist who performed the operation. I would have used 50% Sheeps wool and mixed it with a nice Axminster 80/20 Berber on one side of his noggin and welded three shredded wheat on the other and finished it off with a Brillo pad fringe.

I'd love to see the chuffing hunt struggle to find a decent comb to give himself a parting.

[ReebokTrotter]

It has been reported that Rooney's transplant was a complete success. It's a bit like putting a thatched roof on a shíte-house. It might keep the flies off but there's still a turd underneath.

[Le God]

There was a picture doing the rounds and he looks balder than before.

[Le God]

here it is

[ReebokTrotter]

He looks like a creation of Doctor Frankenstein that didn't make the shop floor.

[Keegan]

Hair on a cúnt isn't exactly a new concept.

[aarons2009]

He looks like a creation of Doctor Frankenstein that didn't make the shop floor.

Ha, quality! 

[H. Pedersen]

I don't get it when people do stuff like this.  He knows he's bald, his wife knows he's bald, the whole world knows he's bald, and there are a trillion pictures proving he's bald.  Who is he fooling?  Would have made more sense if he had done it when his hair first started to go but now it's just strange.

I like to think I wouldn't be this vain if I made £150,000 a week and was that good at football but I guess you never know.

[ReebokTrotter]

Turns out he has had his missus Colleen's pubic hair grafted into his scalp because the experts have stated there is more of a success rate if the hair goes from one cnut to another cnut.

[ReebokTrotter]

Colleen Rooney was asked why her cnut was so hairy ?  She replied, ' It's because he's had a transplant!'