Home   Help Search Login Register  
Burnden Aces > Blast From The Past > The Archives > General Banter & Other Football > Today is our last day on Earth.
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Down
« previous next »
  Print  
Author Topic: Today is our last day on Earth.  (Read 881 times)
0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.
Jamster26
Captain Material
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 5994


Captain Charisma
« Reply #25 on: 24 May 2011, 12:13 PM »
Yes, I guess... Smiley
« Last Edit: 24 May 2011, 12:17 PM by Jamster26 » Logged
"Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions".
azreal88
Captain Material
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 5008
« Reply #26 on: 24 May 2011, 12:19 PM »
One man's mad man......
Logged
ReebokTrotter
First Team
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2860
« Reply #27 on: 24 May 2011, 01:19 PM »
Apparently he was misquoted. He was referring to an ' invisible raptor. '  I can only guess he was referring to a shitehawk.
Logged
Why do we experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers ?
Abdul-Salam Bilal
First Team
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1140
« Reply #28 on: 25 May 2011, 08:13 AM »
Quote from: H. Pedersen on 22 May 2011, 07:18 PM
No . . . that's just Detroit.

That's unfair.  I found the people of Detroit to be a lovely community, especially the local plod.  You really know they are there to protect and serve when they pull up along side you in an unmarked vehicle and tell you to turn around and go back to from where you came due to a spate of beheadings in the local vicinity.  Lovely people, now I'm not saying I'd move there but if I ever returned I would be safe in the knowledge that the folk are of a caring temperament. 
Logged
ReebokTrotter
First Team
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2860
« Reply #29 on: 05 June 2011, 02:57 PM »
While on holiday I heard about a new strain of E Coli which has started in Germany and is spreading across Europe via Cucumbers. This new mutation is immune to antibiotics and targets women rather than children. These new phenomena are just portents of things to come. The clock is ticking.
Logged
Why do we experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers ?
ReebokTrotter
First Team
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2860
« Reply #30 on: 05 June 2011, 10:35 PM »
Bugger me if it's not getting worse. I have just found out that while I was away an oil refinery in West Wales blew up killing a number of people. I am afraid that saying a few ' Hail Mary's ' is just not going to be enough in the final analysis.
Logged
Why do we experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers ?
ReebokTrotter
First Team
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2860
« Reply #31 on: 06 June 2011, 01:09 PM »
A dormant volcano in Chile has just blown off causing a huge explosion. These cataclsmic events are now coming thick and fast. The end is nigh.
Logged
Why do we experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers ?
Mr Magoo
First Team
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1449
« Reply #32 on: 06 June 2011, 01:17 PM »
Time for an Artois then.
Logged
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
ReebokTrotter
First Team
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2860
« Reply #33 on: 06 June 2011, 01:27 PM »
As soon as I finish work tonight I am off to the pub. All this doom and gloom is making me depressed. The world always seems to look better through beer tinted goggles.
Logged
Why do we experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers ?
Mr Magoo
First Team
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1449
« Reply #34 on: 06 June 2011, 01:44 PM »
It might be to late then
Logged
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
ReebokTrotter
First Team
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2860
« Reply #35 on: 06 June 2011, 01:52 PM »
It better not be. I have a few bets on at the bookies tionight.
Logged
Why do we experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers ?
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Up
  Print  
« previous next »
 
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF 1.1.13 | SMF © 2006-2011, Simple Machines LLC
Accessibility | Privacy | Disclaimers | Advertising | About Us | Contact Us
Website by Chris Mann | © 2005-2012 Burnden Aces