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« on: 21 May 2011, 12:52 PM » |
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According to some dippy American preacher, zombies will inherit the earth, so what are you going to do today?
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression, so just give the twat a good shoeing, he'll respect you.
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azreal88
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« Reply #1 on: 21 May 2011, 04:05 PM » |
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It's not all bad. Apparently we all get raptors......it's going to be just like Jurassic Park.
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Jamster26
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« Reply #2 on: 21 May 2011, 04:17 PM » |
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I'd love to see where he got this interpretation from. I know some are saying it is the anniversary of the great flood but it isn't written anywhere, no one knows when the day of judgement will arrive.
He's been wrong before so...
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azreal88
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« Reply #3 on: 21 May 2011, 04:21 PM » |
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He's been wrong before so...
Jesus? Yes, yes he has. |
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Jamster26
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« Reply #4 on: 21 May 2011, 04:50 PM » |
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How dare you!
This guy claims that Jesus was executed on exactly April 1st 33AD (nothing to go on here and the Bible doesn't mention anything that specific). The year 33AD was 1978 years ago, apparently
This is what the guy has done in his head...
There are 365.2422 days in a solar year.
1978 X 365.2422 = 722,449
The difference in time between April 1st and May 21st is 51 days.
722,449 + 51 = 722,500
That can also be written, if you want to write it completely wrong, as (5 X 10 X 17)^2.
In this guy's head (and no other Christians), five is the number of atonement, 10 is the number of completeness and 17 is the number of heaven.
That's it. That's all he's got. A load of made up dates, put into baseless sums, then split up into random numbers, and then each random number is given a random word. Thus the world is ending.
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« Last Edit: 21 May 2011, 04:53 PM by Jamster26 »
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« Reply #5 on: 21 May 2011, 05:01 PM » |
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What will he do when the world doesn't end? He's going to feel a little bit silly when he realises everything he believed in was bullshít.
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Jamster26
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« Reply #6 on: 21 May 2011, 05:02 PM » |
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He made a similiar claim in 1994 (?), needless to say, it didn't happen.
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« Reply #7 on: 21 May 2011, 05:07 PM » |
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To be honest I find his beliefs only slightly more bizarre than people who believe what is written in a book called the Bible. You're all fúcking mentalists.
But each to their own and all that bollocks.
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« Reply #8 on: 21 May 2011, 05:14 PM » |
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The trouble with Christianity is that it doesn't seem to understand the science behind why the planets are all here.
No offence to anyone who believes all that creationism malarky but for fúcks sake, I can assure you there's no bits of clay or spare ribs in my genetic make up.
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azreal88
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« Reply #9 on: 21 May 2011, 05:20 PM » |
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That's it. That's all he's got. A load of made up dates, put into baseless sums, then split up into random numbers, and then each random number is given a random word. Thus the world is ending.
Yeah, but Jesus was still wrong though. |
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ReebokTrotter
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« Reply #10 on: 21 May 2011, 08:26 PM » |
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I hope the bugger is out with his timing otherwise I wont be able to get a refund for tomorrows game. There has been nothing on the official website to say the game is off. I think we should be told.
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Why do we experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers ?
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Keegan
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« Reply #11 on: 21 May 2011, 08:36 PM » |
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The trouble with those who don't believe in Christianity is that you are all so keen to share why believers are wrong in their ideas and should change them. Sounds familiar... you are all secret Jehovah's Witnesses, I bet.
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« Reply #12 on: 21 May 2011, 08:46 PM » |
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The trouble with those who don't believe in Christianity is that you are all so keen to share why believers are wrong in their ideas and should change them. Sounds familiar... you are all secret Jehovah's Witnesses, I bet.
Whenever the Hovis witnesses come knocking on my door I just tell them that I never saw the accident and as I am currently in the witness protection scheme I would like to know how they found my address ? I then inform them that I will be applying for a rebate from the council first thing Monday morning and hey presto, they piss off quicker than you can say Judge Rutherford. |
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« Reply #13 on: 21 May 2011, 11:38 PM » |
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God doesn't exist.
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Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid
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H. Pedersen
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« Reply #14 on: 22 May 2011, 04:29 PM » |
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Sounds familiar... you are all secret Jehovah's Witnesses, I bet. Speaking of those folks, they predicted the end of the world in 1914, 1918, 1925 and 1975. They also believe that only 144,000 people go to heaven, but there are 7.5 million Jehovah's Witnesses according to Wikipedia so their odds aren't real good. |
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Jamster26
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« Reply #15 on: 22 May 2011, 05:04 PM » |
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Yeah that's not what it means. 144,000 people come from descendants of the 12 tribes of Israel. The number isn't anything to do with how many people are allowed in heaven.
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« Reply #16 on: 22 May 2011, 05:27 PM » |
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Yeah that's not what it means. 144,000 people come from descendants of the 12 tribes of Israel. The number isn't anything to do with how many people are allowed in heaven.
That's probably mathematically impossible. There is a mathematical proof that everyone in Europe is descended from Charlemagne, so the idea that only 144,000 people area descended from 12 tribes of people seems absurd. |
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« Reply #17 on: 22 May 2011, 06:15 PM » |
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That's probably mathematically impossible. There is a mathematical proof that everyone in Europe is descended from Charlemagne, so the idea that only 144,000 people area descended from 12 tribes of people seems absurd.
Isreal though? I don't know much about DNA traces and all that, to be honest. |
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« Reply #18 on: 22 May 2011, 06:21 PM » |
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Isreal though? I don't know much about DNA traces and all that, to be honest.
There are 13.5 million Jews in the world, according to the ICBS (got that from Google). |
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« Reply #19 on: 22 May 2011, 06:25 PM » |
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here's a photo from somewhere in America yesterday. should we be worried?  |
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H. Pedersen
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« Reply #20 on: 22 May 2011, 07:18 PM » |
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should we be worried?
No . . . that's just Detroit. |
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ReebokTrotter
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« Reply #21 on: 24 May 2011, 11:28 AM » |
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Professor Piehead has been on the news this morning admitting he got it wrong. He has now designated Friday 21st October this year as the last day on earth.
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Natasha Whittam
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« Reply #22 on: 24 May 2011, 11:32 AM » |
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Professor Piehead has been on the news this morning admitting he got it wrong. He has now designated Friday 21st October this year as the last day on earth.
That's also the date Owen Coyle will be sacked, so at least there will be an upside to the end of the world. |
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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Jamster26
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« Reply #23 on: 24 May 2011, 11:47 AM » |
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Professor Piehead has been on the news this morning admitting he got it wrong. He has now designated Friday 21st October this year as the last day on earth.
He said it was an "Invisible" rapture.  |
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azreal88
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« Reply #24 on: 24 May 2011, 12:09 PM » |
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He said it was an "Invisible" rapture. Like his invisible god? |
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