Are Women Better Than Men At Anything?

[ReebokTrotter]

Women are very intuitive and know what makes men tick. My other half once complained that I only wanted sex when I was pissed. I pointed out that this simply wasn't true and that occasionally I wanted a kebab.

[Keegan]

The real story was that a young miss of my aquaintance, got a call from her boyfriend and started yawning and telling chappie how tired she was - so being a concerned and loving boyfriend, he immediately agreed that it was best if she had her rest,  so ended the call. Then the fun began.

[DaveBWFC]

Why does that make women better cheats? All that proved was she's a slag and you don't mind if the women you fúck also fúck other men.

[Mr Magoo]

Bleeding to death every mth, without dying.

[DaveBWFC]

How does bleeding once a month make them better than men?

We're obviously designed better.

[Diana Prince]

So, David, is the wife not putting out either?
Tell the rest of the class what's brought on your bitter misogyny?

[Keegan]

He ran out of Marmite.

[DaveBWFC]

I was just wondering if I should go through with my sex change.

[Diana Prince]

Do it. If an argument is going your way, you can always flash your tits or cry.

[DaveBWFC]

I already have a rape list of people I plan to accuse.

[Abdul-Salam Bilal]

Being a linesman.

[DaveBWFC]

How can a woman be a linesman? She'd need a sex change first.

[Abdul-Salam Bilal]

How can a woman be a linesman? She'd need a sex change first.

Tbf, that Sian Masey, or whatever her name is, has more balls than a lot of so-called-men out there.