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« on: 17 May 2011, 05:59 PM » |
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Are women actually better than men at anything? Apart from having a gash and being able to give birth they're pretty useless really. What can they do better than men?
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Mr Magoo
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« Reply #1 on: 17 May 2011, 06:04 PM » |
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Ironing, washing, Getting moody,Blow jobs, shall i go on.
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Diana Prince
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« Reply #2 on: 17 May 2011, 06:19 PM » |
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I take it the bird got the promotion you so hoped for at work then, David.
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azreal88
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« Reply #3 on: 17 May 2011, 06:21 PM » |
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Blow jobs
In your experience? |
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Le God
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« Reply #4 on: 17 May 2011, 06:24 PM » |
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I'll see what MY GIRLFRIEND is better at when i go and visit her IN LA in a couple of weeks.
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« Reply #5 on: 17 May 2011, 06:32 PM » |
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I'll see what MY GIRLFRIEND is better at when i go and visit her IN LA in a couple of weeks.
Do you have any long lost children or a demented granny in Aspull? |
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Le God
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« Reply #6 on: 17 May 2011, 06:33 PM » |
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Do you have any long lost children or a demented granny in Aspull?
How do you know that? BTW who's this amos character? |
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« Reply #7 on: 17 May 2011, 06:37 PM » |
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How do you know that? BTW who's this amos character?
You're not knobbing the BA bike Jitka are you? I don't mind sloppy seconds. |
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Mr Magoo
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« Reply #8 on: 17 May 2011, 06:42 PM » |
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In your experience?
Sorry don't get your point. |
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« Reply #9 on: 17 May 2011, 06:43 PM » |
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Sorry don't get your point.
He means you've admitted to getting head off a bloke. |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #10 on: 17 May 2011, 06:48 PM » |
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Blow jobs.
Maybe the men who have given you blow jobs weren't very good at it. That's not an offer btw. I take it the bird got the promotion you so hoped for at work then, David.
She gave the boss a better blow job than me. |
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« Reply #11 on: 17 May 2011, 06:49 PM » |
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In your experience?
Cheeky little twat, Only Women for me. |
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« Reply #12 on: 17 May 2011, 06:50 PM » |
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Cheeky little twat, Only Women for me.
So how do you know they're better at it then. God, this is hard work. |
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Mr Magoo
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« Reply #13 on: 17 May 2011, 06:54 PM » |
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I suppose i am going on my experience with Women, Can't comment on the other one, As it is just Sooooooooooooooooo wrong.
In my eye's anyway, each to there own i guess.
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« Reply #14 on: 17 May 2011, 07:13 PM » |
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I suppose i am going on my experience with Women, Can't comment on the other one
So you don't know then. We got there in the end. |
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« Reply #15 on: 17 May 2011, 07:18 PM » |
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Women can multi task far better than men and they are much quicker at put downs.
The other night I was watching a documentary on TV called Sexetera. I commented to my other half that perhaps we should consider trying a different position for a change.
She replied by saying that she agreed with me and any time I fancied a change I could come and stand by the ironing board and she would lie on the couch and fart and watch television all day.
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« Reply #16 on: 17 May 2011, 07:23 PM » |
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So you don't know then. We got there in the end.
Yes you are right Dave, i don't no, Sorry for being abit slow today, Had alot on mi mind. |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #17 on: 17 May 2011, 07:37 PM » |
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So the only things people have suggested so far are blow jobs, ironing, washing, being moody, multi tasking and being quicker at put downs. They're pretty shíte really aint they.
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« Reply #18 on: 17 May 2011, 07:42 PM » |
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Cleaning the Toilet's & putting the seat down.
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« Reply #19 on: 17 May 2011, 07:45 PM » |
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Cheating.
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« Reply #20 on: 17 May 2011, 07:46 PM » |
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Cheating.
Tell us more, we won't spread it about. |
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Keegan
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« Reply #21 on: 17 May 2011, 07:48 PM » |
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Ok... I met Mrs. Magoo for a hot, steamy evening and you didn't know anything about it until now.
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« Reply #22 on: 17 May 2011, 07:51 PM » |
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Ok... I met Mrs. Magoo for a hot, steamy evening and you didn't know anything about it until now.
I hope she enjoyed her self. |
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DaveBWFC
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« Reply #23 on: 17 May 2011, 07:57 PM » |
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He'll have drugged her.
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« Reply #24 on: 17 May 2011, 07:59 PM » |
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Both, actually.
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