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« on: 16 May 2011, 05:39 PM » |
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Is a shíte contribution from a striker, isn't it?
How about 2 in 16 from 2 strikers combined?
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azreal88
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« Reply #1 on: 16 May 2011, 05:42 PM » |
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Is a shíte contribution from a striker, isn't it?
How about 2 in 16 from 2 strikers combined?
Time to join a new 5-a-side team, Traf. |
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« Reply #2 on: 16 May 2011, 05:51 PM » |
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It's not all doom & gloom, though.
They both try very hard and are very good at ping pong & darts.
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« Reply #3 on: 16 May 2011, 06:06 PM » |
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Whats the answer?
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« Reply #4 on: 16 May 2011, 06:07 PM » |
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One should be tortured and then disappear the other should be given more rest and the respect he's earned.
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« Reply #5 on: 16 May 2011, 06:08 PM » |
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I agree pretty much but in terms of team selection?
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« Reply #6 on: 16 May 2011, 06:10 PM » |
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We obviously need new players as the ones we have are either leaving or getting old.
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« Reply #7 on: 16 May 2011, 06:12 PM » |
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I guess the best he could do would be play Rodrigo up top with Sturridge.
Didn't Rooney have a run of games without scoring... i wonder if Fergie was getting stick for playing him.
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« Reply #8 on: 16 May 2011, 06:15 PM » |
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Rooney scored loads of goals, then had a run of not scoring for a while and then resumed scoring.
Elmander has done the opposite.
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« Reply #9 on: 16 May 2011, 06:16 PM » |
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I was hoping SKD would get his usual 25 goals again this season. Hopefully he'll do it next season.
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« Reply #10 on: 16 May 2011, 06:18 PM » |
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Rooney scored loads of goals, then had a run of not scoring for a while and then resumed scoring.
Elmander has done the opposite.
Maybe we should get Elmander blown by some ropey scouse whores. It might improve him. |
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« Reply #11 on: 16 May 2011, 06:19 PM » |
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It couldn't make him worse.
Mind you, he'd probably shoot his load and it'd hit her forehead.
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« Reply #12 on: 16 May 2011, 06:21 PM » |
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Then he'd shrug his shoulders and smile.
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« Reply #13 on: 16 May 2011, 06:22 PM » |
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It couldn't make him worse.
Mind you, he'd probably shoot his load and it'd hit her forehead.
Because he'd miss, or just for a bit of a change? I'm pretty sure anywhere on the face counts as a "goal". |
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« Reply #14 on: 16 May 2011, 06:23 PM » |
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Any hole is a goal fwiw.
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« Reply #15 on: 16 May 2011, 06:24 PM » |
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Any hole is a goal fwiw.
You just want an excuse for shagging blokes. |
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« Reply #16 on: 16 May 2011, 06:25 PM » |
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Like I need an excuse.
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« Reply #17 on: 16 May 2011, 06:25 PM » |
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One has been below his best but still gives his all and has been our best player in about 4 games since Xmas.
The other has reverted to clapping, smiling, giving thumbs up while pretending to go for the ball and of course hitching his shorts into a skirt to signal it's time for his bath.
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« Reply #18 on: 16 May 2011, 06:26 PM » |
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Like I need an excuse.
I doubt you even wait for a "yes". |
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« Reply #19 on: 16 May 2011, 06:27 PM » |
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They usually have trouble saying yes when they're unconcious.
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« Reply #20 on: 16 May 2011, 06:29 PM » |
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They usually have trouble saying yes when they're unconcious.
Just nod their head for them. |
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« Reply #21 on: 16 May 2011, 06:31 PM » |
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You know your stuff AZ.
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« Reply #22 on: 16 May 2011, 06:34 PM » |
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You know your stuff AZ.
I find "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" to be a particularly effective pick-up line. |
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« Reply #23 on: 16 May 2011, 06:36 PM » |
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I like to pretend to be a taxi driver.
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« Reply #24 on: 16 May 2011, 06:38 PM » |
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I like to pretend to be a taxi driver.
Are you talking to me? |
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