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« on: 10 May 2011, 10:40 PM »

Anybody watch this?

New series started tonight.

If you missed it, watch it here on iplayer -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0113fwd/The_Apprentice_Series_7_250_Business_Start_Up/
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« Reply #1 on: 10 May 2011, 10:47 PM »

I watched it tonight and I have to admit I do despair at the quality of the candidates. Most of them are so full of themselves that they probably drink their own bathwater.

I actually thought the guy that got voted out tonight would be kept in purely because he was cringeworthy television. He had a massive ego but no substance.

I love it how they all demean themselves in front of Lord Sugar just for 250 grand. I wouldn't get out of bed for that kind of money.

Can't wait for next weeks instalment.
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« Reply #2 on: 11 May 2011, 12:03 AM »

I watched it tonight and I have to admit I do despair at the quality of the candidates. Most of them are so full of themselves that they probably drink their own bathwater.

I actually thought the guy that got voted out tonight would be kept in purely because he was cringeworthy television. He had a massive ego but no substance.

I love it how they all demean themselves in front of Lord Sugar just for 250 grand. I wouldn't get out of bed for that kind of money.

Can't wait for next weeks instalment.

Good post, agree 100%. My favourite programme.

It's on tomorrow night, so you don't have to wait until next week.
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« Reply #3 on: 11 May 2011, 12:08 AM »

I love it how they all demean themselves in front of Lord Sugar just for 250 grand. I wouldn't get out of bed for that kind of money.

No you probabley could'nt, Piss head  Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: 11 May 2011, 12:16 AM »

Different year, same fannys who overthink simple tasks, spend all their time undermining each other and speak in cliches.

Agree with Natasha and RT, love it!
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« Reply #5 on: 11 May 2011, 08:23 AM »

It was entertaining, must watch TV for a year or two but has now gone past it's sell by date and I won't be watching any of it.

Nothing to do with the Appentice but whenever Sugar talks about football he comes across as a bitter individual who is sour because he wasn't rich enough to buy the standard of players needed for Tottenham to win the major trophies.

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« Reply #6 on: 11 May 2011, 10:09 AM »

lol what was that guy thinkin in the board room.

"don't fit the mould; don't fit the mould"

"It's all there"

what a dickhead.
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« Reply #7 on: 11 May 2011, 10:12 AM »

I found it funny, when, for some reason, the guy who went home, said " I'm passionate, i'm the youngest guy here, I'm the shortest".   Grin
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« Reply #8 on: 11 May 2011, 10:14 AM »

Short man complex; there was one of them in my old job was about 4 foot something and he used to bollock people daily while they were sitting down.
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« Reply #9 on: 11 May 2011, 10:50 AM »

Natasha, thanks for the heads up. I didn't know it was on Thursday night. I am looking forward to it. The producers do a good job of grouping together a  cross section of all that is wrong with this country.

We have the ubiquitous ' eye-candy ' in Melody, the beauty with brains. We have a geeky chappy who runs his own design company but is incapable of operating a juicer machine, so much so, that he broke all three.

The short arse who got the red card last night clearly suffered from ' Boneapart Syndrome ' named after Napoleon and although he came across as a total ponce he makes for better TV than the juice mincer.

Did anyone clock the tension between Lucy Liu and Rusty Lee ? I can see fireworks between these two and Melody will have to make a decision. I suspect Melody and Lucy have bonded better so it's back to the kitchen for Rusty.

The key to the success of ' The Apprentice ' is the basic premise that the people who are chosen are all highly successful, motivated go -getters who are capable of achieving great things because of their inspiration and  business acumen.

What we actually see are a group of average intelligence individuals who have deluded themselves into thinking they are better than they actually are. When the shíte hits the fan they turn on one another like a pack of rabid wolves.

That's what makes the show so popular. Grown men and women prostituting themselves at the feet of Lord Foulbreath in the hope that he will turn them into a ' Somebody.'

The programme should be called  ' Fools Errand.' 
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« Reply #10 on: 11 May 2011, 12:05 PM »

Natasha, thanks for the heads up. I didn't know it was on Thursday night. I am looking forward to it. The producers do a good job of grouping together a  cross section of all that is wrong with this country.


Just so you don't sit down on Thursday night expecting The Apprentice, it's actually tonight it's on and then every Wednesday.
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« Reply #11 on: 11 May 2011, 12:08 PM »

Tonight it is then! My money is on Rusty getting the chop if the girlies fail the task and Rupert the juice mincer if the boys fail.
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« Reply #12 on: 11 May 2011, 10:20 PM »

Rusty showed her true colours tonight. Shite presentation, plus she dissed Lucy. She only avoided the chop because Rupert the juice mincer was even worse. I love it when they all turn on one another! Paddy the Soup Meister is coming across as one of the front runners especially when D'Artagnan fluffed his lines.
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« Reply #13 on: 12 May 2011, 12:23 AM »

Rusty showed her true colours tonight. Shite presentation, plus she dissed Lucy. She only avoided the chop because Rupert the juice mincer was even worse. I love it when they all turn on one another! Paddy the Soup Meister is coming across as one of the front runners especially when D'Artagnan fluffed his lines.

I'm starting to look forward to your Apprentice summary. And you're spot on about Vince.
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« Reply #14 on: 13 May 2011, 12:15 AM »

I would certainly class that Melody as prey.  The rest of them can go fcúk themselves. 
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« Reply #15 on: 17 May 2011, 08:05 PM »

Anyone up for this tonight at nine ? Can't wait!
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« Reply #16 on: 17 May 2011, 08:16 PM »

I'll be watching.
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« Reply #17 on: 17 May 2011, 08:18 PM »

Is it on tonight?
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« Reply #18 on: 17 May 2011, 08:22 PM »

Bugger me it's not on tonight! Crimewatch for me!
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« Reply #19 on: 17 May 2011, 08:29 PM »

Bugger me it's not on tonight! Crimewatch for me!

Last time I'll listen to you for the TV schedule!

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« Reply #20 on: 17 May 2011, 08:33 PM »

If you are stuck for something to watch, you could always view the comic / horror film 'Black Sheep', currently on BBC iplayer.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00vtwg3/Black_Sheep/
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« Reply #21 on: 17 May 2011, 08:33 PM »

Sluffy never trust a gay beer drinker.
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« Reply #22 on: 17 May 2011, 09:01 PM »

Fcuk sake i just turned on to watch it.
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« Reply #23 on: 17 May 2011, 09:03 PM »

Fcuk sake i just turned on to watch it.

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« Reply #24 on: 17 May 2011, 10:27 PM »

Did anyone watch Crimewatch tonight ? Absolutely brilliant. Who would of thought that Mr Plod could convict someone by extracting DNA from dead flies that had gorged on the body of a murder victim ?

Forensic science is marvellous. Big story in the news at the moment is the sick bastard 'EyeTie' murderer who had a hair fetish. He killed a 17 year girl in Italy and hid her body in a church loft. He cut off part of her hair as a trophy. Ten years later he murders a woman in Bournemouth and puts his Italian victims hair in the Bournemouth victims hand.

Forensic examination of the Italian victims hair identifies her as being of Mediterranean origin and a DNA profile is established. The Italians find the body in the Church and the DNA from Bournemouth is linked to the crime. It turns out the murderer lived next door to the Bournemouth victim.

The message is clear. Don't fcúk with Plod.
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