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« on: 21 April 2011, 10:56 PM »

OK, so we're just over a week away from the marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton. An event that is forecasted to attract a worldwide television audience of 1 billion, and will bring Britain to a standstill.

But what are your views on this event folks?. Are you likely to watch? Will you attend one of the many street parties that are being planned across the country? Are you just grateful it's a Bank Holiday or do you have no interest in this whatsoever?

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« Reply #1 on: 22 April 2011, 12:39 AM »

I've not been invited, so they can get fúcked.
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« Reply #2 on: 22 April 2011, 01:58 AM »

No interest whatsoever. I wll be finding a local non league game to go to and avoiding the TV all day.
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« Reply #3 on: 22 April 2011, 02:11 AM »

Not interested, but ain't going to knock it, it's all a part of being English.
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« Reply #4 on: 22 April 2011, 05:31 AM »

I've not been invited, so they can get fúcked.

I think that's a part of the planned activities for after the wedding.
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« Reply #5 on: 22 April 2011, 08:40 AM »

Prince William says he doesn't want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Phillip says he doesn't give a fcuk, he's still going.
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« Reply #6 on: 22 April 2011, 01:01 PM »

Absolutely no interest whatsoever.

I'v even offered to work that day to get away from it all.
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« Reply #7 on: 23 April 2011, 10:10 AM »

Absolutely no interest whatsoever.

I'v even offered to work that day to get away from it all.

Don't worry, there will still be loads of sad middle aged slappers for you to chat to on the internet. Who knows, maybe you could meet up with one and have a long distance relationship on Burnden Aces.
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« Reply #8 on: 24 April 2011, 09:48 PM »

Don't worry, there will still be loads of sad middle aged slappers for you to chat to on the internet. Who knows, maybe you could meet up with one and have a long distance relationship on Burnden Aces.

Who said Spud was middle aged?

I'm loving the fact that you are so interested. You fancy a cyber bit on the side? I'm only interested if you want it up the bum.

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« Reply #9 on: 24 April 2011, 10:05 PM »

Oh Squidgy!

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You stand up for Spud when someone says she's middle aged and don't say anything when they call her a slapper!

Don't pay any attention to them - you know you've found the right lady for you and she the right man for her.

We wish you both well.

Don't let the people trying to wind you up, upset you.
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« Reply #10 on: 25 April 2011, 12:00 AM »

Who said Spud was middle aged?

I'm loving the fact that you are so interested. You fancy a cyber bit on the side? I'm only interested if you want it up the bum.

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To be fair I've never met your internet bird so how would I know her age? I just presumed that a bitter middle aged bloke would "meet" someone similar.

And in truth, I am rather interested in what drives two people living in different countries to strike up a relationship. Is it desperation or simply the fact most of the women in London have an injunction against you?
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« Reply #11 on: 25 April 2011, 10:18 PM »

I couldn't give a flying f***. why I've even bothered to write this is beyond me.
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« Reply #12 on: 26 April 2011, 04:17 PM »

Could not give a flying ... but I will have a few beers and attend a BBQ just so people can call me a hypocrit and pissed..
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« Reply #13 on: 07 May 2011, 07:33 AM »

The biggest disappointment for me was that William and Kate were unable to secure the services of Margarita Pracatan to provide the music inside the Abbey.

She was apparently double booked. Her resonant voice would have been perfect for the acoustics in the Abbey.
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