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« on: 04 February 2009, 01:32 PM »

Any of you soppy bastards doing anything? Any surprises lined up for the tarts that mess your life up?

I'll be giving it a miss again this year, maybe even write a card to myself! Then again it's on a Saturday so I can go out in town and take advantage of the desperate singletons!  Cool
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« Reply #1 on: 04 February 2009, 09:50 PM »

Going to find the cheapest card possible for the other half. Got nothing major planned though, must be loosing my touch Sad
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« Reply #2 on: 04 February 2009, 09:56 PM »

Get her one of these:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4706320.stm
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« Reply #3 on: 04 February 2009, 10:01 PM »

Thats class, got to get that. Should be a quiet day for me on the 14th after that, ha ha.
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« Reply #4 on: 05 February 2009, 12:01 AM »

Im working so it will be a card im afraid. I think my G/F has something special planned though, home cooked 3 course meal if im not mistaken  Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: 05 February 2009, 12:20 AM »

Well 2 years ago we were playing Arsenal and last year we were playing Atletico Madrid. I chose the football, probably why I'm not with anybody this year!  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: 05 February 2009, 12:25 AM »

LMAO, if it wouldnt cause my relationship to come to an abrupt end then i probs would choose footy lol, but as it happens my G/F and my son mean to much to me to lose over a footy game, wanderers or not lol!
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« Reply #7 on: 05 February 2009, 01:44 AM »

I think BWFC has taken up my past three valentines days. Just ashame we're too shíte to get through the FA cup first round (for Premier League clubs) that I can't make it a fourth. I think me and a few of my single uni mates are going for a night out.

In a few years, when I have my own business, I will be exploiting Valentines Day for all its worth. I already have a quote of my own: 'Money is where the mugs are'. Valentines Day is for mugs. People spend ridiculous money on shíte for no reason. In a few years, I will be taking advantage of these mugs and selling shíte to them.
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« Reply #8 on: 05 February 2009, 02:17 PM »

I never worry about football on valentines day as my woman know bolton will always come first Grin
this year ill be out for a meal then out for a few drinks then home for MOTD an lots more beer

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« Reply #9 on: 05 February 2009, 02:36 PM »


In a few years, when I have my own business, I will be exploiting Valentines Day for all its worth. I already have a quote of my own: 'Money is where the mugs are'. Valentines Day is for mugs. People spend ridiculous money on shíte for no reason. In a few years, I will be taking advantage of these mugs and selling shíte to them.

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« Reply #10 on: 05 February 2009, 03:32 PM »


In a few years, when I have my own business, I will be exploiting Valentines Day for all its worth. I already have a quote of my own: 'Money is where the mugs are'. Valentines Day is for mugs. People spend ridiculous money on shíte for no reason. In a few years, I will be taking advantage of these mugs and selling shíte to them.

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Haha yes I've heard of him. Thing is, I wouldn't be as gormless to say something like that in public when running a successful business! People who run nightclubs selling beer for £5 a go are the same, selling it to mugs. They'll be laughing all the way to the bank!
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« Reply #11 on: 05 February 2009, 04:47 PM »

Cook, Drink a lot, chat, dinner, drink more, then sex, wait 15 minutes, sex again, then sleep, sex again, sleep and Valentine Day is over!!
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« Reply #12 on: 05 February 2009, 06:01 PM »

Exactly the same as me......






......except I will be alone!!!

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No seriously you can't win with women - one year I bought this girl a massive box of chocolates and she was a bit moody for the rest of the night - it turned out she was on a diet - I should have known - and she wanted flowers!

Ok - you learn by your mistakes - so the next year I bought her a massive bunch of flowers - she was moody for the rest of the night - turns out she liked the chocolates so much the previous year as was expecting another big box this time.........grrrrr, give me strength!

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« Reply #13 on: 05 February 2009, 06:43 PM »

Cook, Drink a lot, chat, dinner, drink more, then sex, wait 15 minutes, sex again, then sleep, sex again, sleep and Valentine Day is over!!

CHAT?! What's wrong with you man! The rest sounds fun, but you'd be red raw the morning after if you plan on getting that much action!  Cool
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« Reply #14 on: 05 February 2009, 06:59 PM »

Not necessarily my young friend!



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« Reply #15 on: 05 February 2009, 07:30 PM »

You can't be forking out for stuff like that! The frozen peas approach might do a job but you'd probably find yourself a couple of inches smaller within a few seconds!
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« Reply #16 on: 05 February 2009, 07:32 PM »

Cook, Drink a lot, chat, dinner, drink more, then sex, wait 15 minutes, sex again, then sleep, sex again, sleep and Valentine Day is over!!

CHAT?! What's wrong with you man! The rest sounds fun, but you'd be red raw the morning after if you plan on getting that much action!  Cool

3x sex? Raw? Na!! It's better than a workout at the gym!! I'm 29 not 80 years old LoL.
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« Reply #17 on: 05 February 2009, 07:51 PM »

1 of the ex birds would rather have a fondle in the sack than go to the gym. I didn't know whether to call her a cheapskate or just be greatful!

Couldn't really complain could I!  Cool
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« Reply #18 on: 05 February 2009, 08:47 PM »

Cook, Drink a lot, chat, dinner, drink more, then sex, wait 15 minutes, sex again, then sleep, sex again, sleep and Valentine Day is over!!

CHAT?! What's wrong with you man! The rest sounds fun, but you'd be red raw the morning after if you plan on getting that much action!  Cool

3x sex? Raw? Na!! It's better than a workout at the gym!! I'm 29 not 80 years old LoL.

These Europeans can't get enough...!!
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« Reply #19 on: 14 February 2009, 02:33 PM »

It's here then. Once again I have no cards to open. Looks like another day on here then!

I bet Marado's on the job already the filthy animal!  Cool
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« Reply #20 on: 14 February 2009, 04:43 PM »

I think he must have got my share of the Valentine cards too!

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« Reply #21 on: 15 February 2009, 12:07 PM »

I got a 'shocking in stockings' DVD from a girl next door and some viagra from my mate.... nice to know what my friends think of me!
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« Reply #22 on: 15 February 2009, 01:14 PM »

I got a 'shocking in stockings' DVD from a girl next door and some viagra from my mate.... nice to know what my friends think of me!

More than what I got! haha
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« Reply #23 on: 16 February 2009, 10:09 AM »

It's here then. Once again I have no cards to open. Looks like another day on here then!

I bet Marado's on the job already the filthy animal!  Cool

LoL!!

I was surprised on Friday the 13th at lunch hour with a text message that said: "Go home and pack some clothes, where going on a 2 day runaway, meet me at the airport at 7 o'clock". LoL. We went to Amsterdam for the weekend, just got back yesterday!
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« Reply #24 on: 16 February 2009, 11:04 AM »

You lucky dog!

I wish I had a woman who would take me on a surprise trip to see Ajax play at home!

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