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« on: 26 March 2011, 10:02 PM »

How many people on here are over 40yrs old,I suspet not many.
Most sound like spotty little kid's, what i have noticed over the yrs is my joint's seem to seize up alot more.
I have also noticed that i have been watching Corri, & cooking programes.
Do you think i should go to the Doctor's, Or is this normal.
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« Reply #1 on: 26 March 2011, 10:35 PM »

It's perfectly normal. Age is all in the mind. They say you are as old as you feel. I kid you not Magoo, if you got a feel of my Thai carer you would be convinced you were feeling 21. ( She is 18 by the way )

May I take this opportunity to suggest taking Halibut oil capsules for your joints ? Cod liver oil is the cheaper alternative but I find that the Halibut oil puts lead in my pencil.
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« Reply #2 on: 27 March 2011, 12:13 AM »

Me, I'm on old fart.

It's true that in your head you don't feel old but every so often you say hear a song and you realise that it was first released about forty years ago (forty years!!!) and then you wonder where the fcúk all that time went?

It's a bit frightening really.
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« Reply #3 on: 27 March 2011, 12:29 AM »

I am way over 40.
Is that it or do you want any more info?
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« Reply #4 on: 27 March 2011, 09:28 AM »

I feel over 40, does that count?
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« Reply #5 on: 27 March 2011, 01:13 PM »

I feel over 40, does that count?

You look it as well.
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« Reply #6 on: 27 March 2011, 03:10 PM »

26 the wrong side of 20. Nightmare.
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« Reply #7 on: 27 March 2011, 06:37 PM »

I know this may come as a shock, but I got over the 40 line as well.
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« Reply #8 on: 27 March 2011, 06:59 PM »

40 line's of coke more likely
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« Reply #9 on: 27 March 2011, 07:08 PM »

I'm over 50 now, and its not bad, although i do find i repeat myself a lot
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« Reply #10 on: 27 March 2011, 07:10 PM »

I'm over 50 now,and its not bad, although i do find i repeat myself a lot
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« Reply #11 on: 27 March 2011, 07:13 PM »

It sounds like the onset of ' Oldtimers disease.'
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« Reply #12 on: 27 March 2011, 07:57 PM »

I'm 31 with the body of a 22 year old and the mind of a genius.
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« Reply #13 on: 27 March 2011, 08:11 PM »

I'm 31 with the body of a 22 year old and the mind of a genius.

....and the maturity levels of Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka (the bad egg....).
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« Reply #14 on: 27 March 2011, 08:38 PM »

....and the maturity levels of Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka (the bad egg....).

Brilliant.
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« Reply #15 on: 27 March 2011, 09:10 PM »

If you and Doffcocker get involved in a love-in can I baggsy seconds ?
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« Reply #16 on: 27 March 2011, 09:50 PM »

Doffcocker + Natasha = Cockdockers.
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« Reply #17 on: 27 March 2011, 11:04 PM »

40 line's of coke more likely
And your problem is?
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« Reply #18 on: 27 March 2011, 11:23 PM »

I have no problem, Do you ?
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« Reply #19 on: 28 March 2011, 04:52 PM »

I'm 31 with the body of a 22 year old and the mind of a genius.

Which club does the 22 year old play for?
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« Reply #20 on: 28 March 2011, 06:17 PM »

I'm 31 with the body of a 22 year old.

Are you a taxi driver?
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« Reply #21 on: 28 March 2011, 06:28 PM »

Are you a taxi driver?

Bloody hell that's not a good answer, (well it is but a bit soon).
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« Reply #22 on: 30 March 2011, 09:09 PM »

Magoo, Were you afflicted with Myopia as a child ?
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« Reply #23 on: 30 March 2011, 09:52 PM »

I'm 31 with the body of a 22 year old and the mind of a genius.

And then you woke up and your coffee was cold.
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« Reply #24 on: 30 March 2011, 11:41 PM »

Magoo, Were you afflicted with Myopia as a child ?

If i new what the fcúk you was on abou't i would reply.
But i do not, You fecking Groomer, Any way change your pic, your looking quite sexy tonight.
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