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« Reply #50 on: 18 March 2011, 12:22 PM »
Quote from: Jamster26 on 18 March 2011, 12:16 PM
my great grandparents were French. Smiley

You should keep that to yourself.
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« Reply #51 on: 18 March 2011, 04:20 PM »
Quote from: DaveBWFC on 18 March 2011, 12:00 PM
Well that's 2 minutes taken up. What else would you do?

The third time's the charm. FYI, it takes about two minutes just to roll out the hose. (You, of course, wouldn't know anything about such things.)
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"I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.”
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« Reply #52 on: 18 March 2011, 04:23 PM »
Next you'll be claiming you can dance better and jump higher than me.
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« Reply #53 on: 18 March 2011, 04:59 PM »
Wow - I didn't realize you were clairvoyant! By the way, I can.

I can run faster too.
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« Reply #54 on: 18 March 2011, 05:05 PM »
My crystal ball tells me you've had sexual thoughts about your sister. Say 'You're shíte' if my crystal ball is correct.
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« Reply #55 on: 18 March 2011, 05:06 PM »
You're a battyman.
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« Reply #56 on: 18 March 2011, 08:07 PM »
Was he shíte at shining shoe's.
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« Reply #57 on: 18 March 2011, 09:26 PM »
fcúk me as the world ended already, And i am the only 1 left.
Faggots.
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« Reply #58 on: 18 March 2011, 11:52 PM »
Quote from: Mr Magoo on 18 March 2011, 09:26 PM
fcúk me as the world ended already, And i am the only 1 left.
Faggots.
No it's still here, just quiet because Amos went on a killing spree, and wiped out the whole of BA, I got lucky as I am thousands of miles away, you got off because................ who the fcúk are you.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression, so just give the twat a good shoeing, he'll respect you.
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« Reply #59 on: 20 March 2011, 10:48 PM »
eh?
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« Reply #60 on: 21 March 2011, 10:24 AM »
Quote from: jayjay23 on 20 March 2011, 10:48 PM
eh?

You have hours left....better start acting on anything you wanted to do before you croaked it.
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Fair play to you then if you're willing to share your knickers with a willy.
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« Reply #61 on: 28 March 2011, 05:31 AM »
Score an overhead kick.
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« Reply #62 on: 28 March 2011, 10:24 AM »
Quote from: H. Pedersen on 28 March 2011, 05:31 AM
Score an overhead kick.

We've all done that by the time we're about 5 years old in this country.
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« Reply #63 on: 30 March 2011, 10:21 PM »
Find the bastard who stole my car.
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Why do we experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers ?
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